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    Auto F'n Donk Heads Up Last Longer--any takers? especially u WussyWaves

    100 pts each for the first five responders........ heads up between u and me in this xmas eve freeroll that starts in a bit, irrespective of where any other donks who challenge the Ultimate Donk finish.....

    good luck and Merry Christmas to all!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    100 pts each for the first five responders........ heads up between u and me in this xmas eve freeroll that starts in a bit, irrespective of where any other donks who challenge the Ultimate Donk finish.....

    good luck and Merry Christmas to all!!!!
    Sure, but only if you post up asswipe. After you welched on our bet, everyone should be wise enough not to bet unless you post up: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html

    This will never go away Donkey, until you man up & pay your debt pussy.

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    I'm in Donker. BOOK IT. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE SHIFT KEY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Sure, but only if you post up asswipe. After you welched on our bet, everyone should be wise enough not to bet unless you post up: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html

    This will never go away Donkey, until you man up & pay your debt pussy.
    can i even post points on my own thread???? u dumbass, wouldn't that just give them right back to me u dumb fck? i've got 900 plus in my wallet -- and no wussy, not the jailhouse wallet of the type you oh so dearly crave......

    and fckweed, for the last time, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ACCEPTED MY OFFER INSTEAD OF HAVING TO HAVE THE LAST WORD WITH SOME SORT OF HALF ASS MODIFICATION....... EITHER WAY, WW, I COULD GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS IF YOU ACCEPT THIS MEASLY HEADS UP CHALLENGE.....

    BUT, IF NO ONE ELSE ACCEPTS IT, I'll do the whole five hundred vs. you, heads up.........

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    fck, oafy's in for 100 -- clearly i'll be shipping 100 to this master of the shift key......

    wussy, that leaves u with .... penetrate it.... i'll still do 500 with you heads up waves....... post it and we're on....... and if you really think i'd somehow penetrate you over on this you're severely demented....... you win, i give you your five hundred back plus five hundred of mine...... (or any other amount up to 500 you want to let ride)

    400 remaining open for the rest of the field......

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    deadline is 3 mins after the hour, ie, before first hand dealt, which should be 9:03 pm est.....

    obviously, given the relatively short time frame i had between downing half a bottle of bourbon and the start of this trny, I will consider a late challenge offered by anyone even after the trny starts, on a case by case basis..........

    just hit me up at my table once seated; if our stacks are equal, or, of course, mine greater, I'll most likely let you in...........

    post up, my little shift-key hammering elves......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    can i even post points on my own thread???? u dumbass, wouldn't that just give them right back to me u dumb fck? i've got 900 plus in my wallet -- and no wussy, not the jailhouse wallet of the type you oh so dearly crave......

    and fckweed, for the last time, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ACCEPTED MY OFFER INSTEAD OF HAVING TO HAVE THE LAST WORD WITH SOME SORT OF HALF ASS MODIFICATION....... EITHER WAY, WW, I COULD GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS IF YOU ACCEPT THIS MEASLY HEADS UP CHALLENGE.....

    BUT, IF NO ONE ELSE ACCEPTS IT, I'll do the whole five hundred vs. you, heads up.........
    Donkey more ignorant by the day, didn't think it was possible. You can post up in your thread by sending pts in my post. Whatever you send jackass, is the bet we have. Unlike you, I'm a trusted member of the SBR community.

    Post up pussy.

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    only wussy Tidal can come up with some half ass convoluted way to dodge a challenge on X-mas Eve..... fuking ducking cowardly pussy


    that, and, oh yeah, "merry christmas, Tidal -- i hope you get some more ink for x-mas."

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    Just as I expected, the broke dikk Donkey too much of a pussy to post up a bet.

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    so, u not posting up is now, in your sick twisted gay mind, me not posting up...... wow, Tidal..... you need to give your prostate a rest......

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    thirty mins in, no other takers..... waves did what waves does..... pussied out and then made some kind of fukin pure idiocy excuse for pussying out......

    looks like it's me and you oafy..... gl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    so, u not posting up is now, in your sick twisted gay mind, me not posting up...... wow, Tidal..... you need to give your prostate a rest......
    Post up is only necessary for welching Donkey's like yourself, who have proven they can't be trusted. Why would a trustworthy person like myself post up, so you can steal more?

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    whatever wussy
    you're safe
    you dodged another challenge....

    now go crouch down at your f'n glory hole and take some random fagh's children in your backside.....

    done with you thru x-mas........

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    I accepted a challenge of yours for the 2nd time, unfortunately you're too much of a pussy to post up & put your pts where your mouth is.

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    Good thing you backed out again Donkey, you would have lost to Waves as usual.

    Don't offer challenges when you're too much of a pussy to post up.

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    I'm in.

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