[Auto Donk]

Congrats, P-O69, you are truly a throwback, old school poker player.... cut from the same cloth of the likes of amarillo slim, and others who played poker when poker really was nothing but a field of degenerates, con-men, shiesters, angle-shooters, scam artists, and comprised a generally frowned upon and looked down on element of society.....

Think about it; poker players have always been seen as shady ne're do wells and scumbags who couldn't earn a real living; the black sheep of whatever family they were in...... Historically, families were embarrassed as shit to admit that one of their own members considered himself a "professional gambler." Only a hitman, drug dealer, serial rapist or murderer brought more embarrassment to a family..... being one of these and a gay doubled the embarrassment -- but that's another topic and an issue Bobby Waves has to deal with.......

So, in not doing a damn thing about the antics of P-069 and the other's who cheated over thurs and friday's tourneys, Sbr is just keepin in touch with, and paying tribute to, even honoring, the true heritage of a poker player...... The best are those who shoot every angle, use every advantage, and try to get every conceivable edge to win. The concept of fair play is foreign to a true poker player, as the last thing he wants is a fair game..... if poker was supposed to be played on a level playing field, for example, reading tells would have to be banned..... Poker has never been a fair game and never will be.... It's always unfair to someone..... So, Congrats to PO69, he carries the flag of our heritage and is the only one smart enough (and scummy and truly old-school degenerate enough) to fck the system -- and other players-- royally to his advantage!!!!!!!!

Now a brief message to SBR: the next time this shit happens (update screwed up, server down, or someone shits on a keyboard somewhere in the office, or whatever) and extra or make up tournies are scheduled, please just say to us somehting along the lines of this:

"Hey you fcking filthy degenerates, we're gonna have a few extra trnies to make up for _____ [insert excuse/problem], and you whining pussies can play as many as you can possibly jump into, you bunch of fcking pathetic penny-chasing ccksuking losers!!!!!! We're an old school poker site, and you dumb fcks need to learn that if you wanna play here, you can put up with it or get the fck outta here. Nothing in poker is fair, fahgits!!!! Never has been, never will be! And as long as our name is on this f'n casino, we'll run it as we see fit!!!"

Fck, TJ Cloutier told me, over a day long trny session where i had the pleasure of playing with him for more than 8 hours, stories of old-school casino corruptness and poker degenerate behavior that make po69's boorish cheating bullshit antics look like mere mild baby's play...... at least no one here is robbed at gunpoint or stabbed at the table after winning a big hand, for eg.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Where has PO69 been through all this? You'd think a guy who had time to play 4 tourneys in a 36 hour window would be able to take the time out of his busy day and explain himself????

[bobbywaves]

Where has PO69 been through all this? You'd think a guy who had time to play 4 tourneys in a 36 hour window would be able to take the time out of his busy day and explain himself????

POS69 has no explanation that would justify his actions....Stays away, as he's getting buried.

[Auto Donk]

he's not ducking all this bullshit..... he's busy polishing all those badges he won over the past two days........