[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

That might explain how you are a "Few fries short of a Happy Meal"

Witty stuff.
You must kill em @ the Jenny Craig meetings with such repartee.
We've all seen your pic: if any fries are indeed missing, it's a stone-cold lock that you ATE THEM.

[hockey216]

hockey, I played 40 hands with you. HARDLY a hit and run. Anyway you lost all of your points.


As for the dickhead biteme, well I played at least 50 hands with him! THAT IS NOT a hit and run

you went from 300 to 1200 then left 2 hands later.

hitting and running isn't negated if you played for 20 mins and were even: it's based on how quickly you leave after you quadruple up.

you went from 300 to 1200, quadrupled up, and left immediately.

hit and run.

and you DID NOT take all my points you LIAR!

i still had 800 and played biteme after you left.

you also lied to biteme, defending your ratholing activity, by saying you lost your points to mrklc. Liar! you didn't lose anything to him.

you kept the table window up and watched our game after you left and hit and ran us?

so you didn't actually need to leave, you just hit and ran me and biteme, then stuck around and watched.

look, you wronged. we all know it. own it. stop trying to deny it. you're just making yourself out to be a liar.

so many players do that shit. they quadrule up, then leave the table, and re-buy at another table min-buy in to take your chips off the table. Bigdeem used to do that shit all the time. he'd hit and run and go south every time he played.

[Auto Donk]

fckin' no love for hit n running.... no wonder those fahgs over at LOGO cancelled Bongo and I's "HIT N RUN CHRONICLES" after only three episodes.....

[ShogunRua]

playersonly69

[onerous]

ill post the video this weekend. idk if it shows all the hands he did it but you will get the point, I think it would have been more hands but he timed it wrong and didnt sit out once plus right when no1 sat and said something he was all of a sudden faster and didn't sit out once. I don't know exactly how it works but he was never BB more then one time in row where I had up to 3 so that means he knew to an extent what he was doing.

[Robber]

Witty stuff.
You must kill em @ the Jenny Craig meetings with such repartee.
We've all seen your pic: if any fries are indeed missing, it's a stone-cold lock that you ATE THEM.

This is also why pos69 is more than a few fries short of a happy meal.

[onerous]

It's not letting me add a video that 1min32sec so guess I have to split it in 2 lame

[onerous]

omg it wont let me attach it.... the one from movie maker says invalid and the one from windows media player just loads n loads and then nothing happens, the screen is still blank

[GUMMO77]

omg it wont let me attach it.... the one from movie maker says invalid and the one from windows media player just loads n loads and then nothing happens, the screen is still blank

Can you load it to Youtube and then onto here?

[onerous]

this is some damn work lol I had to split it in moviemaker then resave it to .wmv guess it was too big at 1min32sec lol.... max file size is 19mb

its under 19 and still not working lol

[onerous]

this is penetrating dumb this isn't working

[JAKEPEAVY21]

PO, a word to the wise...Biter is not the guy you want to get into a war of words with..

[onerous]

I have it on youtube and it still isn't working when I try to attach my gosh

[GUMMO77]

I have it on youtube and it still isn't working when I try to attach my gosh

Just copy and paste the link in here.

[bobbywaves]

Do what Gummo said, post it to YouTube & upload it here via YouTube link.

[onerous]

thought it might work in a new thread but it didn't so that's what I did in the other thread

[bobbywaves]

I can't upload from YouTube to Sbr from Internet explorer for some reason, so if you're using IE just use Firefox & it will work.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Outcome was inevitable... only a question of when.
I've pounded more of POS69's stacks in my day than the Hell's Angels have pounded Wendy Whopper's stack in a drunkin orgy:


He beats me or hockey 1 outta 10 times... woulda played longer but, yep, he ran again.
Prolly for the best from his standpoint.
Does he even have any crumbs left in that rat hole of his?

Oh well... THANKS FOR PLAYING, Mr. ATM


Table 'Barreled In', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 4 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $941.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : playersonly69, amount $880.60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($2)
playersonly69: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [8s, 8d]
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($8)
playersonly69: Call ($4)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6s, 9h, 8c]
playersonly69: Check ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet [btn] ($12)
playersonly69: Call ($12)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [7d]
playersonly69: Check ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check [btn] ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7s]
playersonly69: Bet ($60)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($921.30)
playersonly69: Call ($800.60)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
playersonly69: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1760.20, Rake $1
Side pot #1 $60.70, Rake $0
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $943.30, won $1820.90, net $877.60, HoleCards [8s, 8d], HiHand [a full house, eights full of sevens] [8s, 8d, 8c, 7s, 7d], won $1760.20 from main pot, won $60.70 from side pot #1
Summary playersonly69: bet $880.60, won $0, net $-880.60

[playersonly69]

Are you really that proud of yourself dickhead??????????? Most of those chips were from you anyway. I only started the table with 200
.

It is so sad that you whole life revolves around points! I mean you make a post about winning one hand?????????????


Did I make a post or a thread about the other day?? No I didn't! But your lousy ass needs some encouragement. Did your Mom beat you as a child? Did daddy touch you in strange places???


Grow up kid! They are penetrating points

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Are you really that proud of yourself dickhead??????????? Most of those chips were from you anyway. I only started the table with 200

Oh gee... whatta surprise.
ANOTHER LIE from the pathological liar.

Now... I know you're not very good at the maths, but others can figure out that when *I* only bought in for 200 and cash out 1800+ at the table... well, it's obvious the chips didn't come from me. (Can't you figure that out, numb nuts?)

WHY LIE?... oh wait, my bad... it's pathological w/ you.
Why not just say the vast majority of your chips you got from zach; holy shit you really ARE allergic to the truth, aren't ya?
Guess it makes you feel better to LIE, huh? Just lie and try to "score some points", huh?
Uh, sorry to tell ya, numb nuts, but it ain't workin'.
You really are a sad, pathetic mental case.

And... FOR THE RECORD: I never was gonna comment/say jackshit bout your scummy, ratholing ways.
Figured everyone already knows you're a douche -- why be redundant?

BUT... you started running your mouth in the Thurs tourney and then you made that post in here.
At that point, akin to Josey Wales... I had to set things RIGHT.
You sure seemed awful "proud" when you were running your mouth @ the table the other night... weren't ya, numb nuts?

In case no one ever told ya, Mr. Douche... lemme help ya with some life lessons: 1) You reap what you sow -- 2) Careful what you wish/ask for.

NOW......


*ADDENDUM: Most know it has ZERO to do w/ the pts and EVERYTHING to do w/what a scumbag douche POS69 is. THAT's been the point all along. I've given away literally thousands of pts to other SBR members and well... does POS69 do that? Yeah, right.

[onerous]

what did PO69 have? I don't get why sometimes it tells you and other times it doesn't.

[cankid]

We need a therapy room, probably have loads of traffic

[playersonly69]

biteme the dickhead, I don't know HOW MUCH you started with, I just know that I started with 200 dickhead!! And we were playing heads up most of the time. OK I took about 120 points from Zachary. But the rest I won off of you. I don't care where the penetrate you got them from.


Now go have your mom get up off her ass and make you some cookies!!! I am sure that you are so proud! AGAIN, I NEVER EVEN MADE A POST OR SHOWED HOW MUCH YOU LOST LAST WEEK!!!! Act like you have been there before kid!

[bobbywaves]

what did PO69 have? I don't get why sometimes it tells you and other times it doesn't.

To me, it seems obvious POS had a 10 in the hole to complete his str8.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

And we were playing heads up most of the time.

... "Well surprise surprise surprise... a LIE!"

OK I took about 120 points from Zachary.

Oh gee... and another one.

But the rest I won off of you.

As he hits the LIE TRIFECTA!

Ya know, I realize the truth/facts are anathema to ya, numbnuts... but let's try some verifiable ones straight from SBR's HH, mmmkay?

You played *exactly* 98 hands, of which, 37 of them we played HU. Now, because you're at a loss with the maths, lemme help ya: that's 37.7% of your hands you played me HU.

Now, I realize you generally live in an alternate reality... but since when is less than half considered "most"?
Since when, numb nuts? (you played ~62% of your hands including the likes of reigle, zach & illmatrick -- FACT.)

AGAIN, I NEVER EVEN MADE A POST OR SHOWED HOW MUCH YOU LOST LAST WEEK!!!!

Oh gee, yeah, I mean... other than THIS one:
http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post22883747

... where you LIED about not hit n running (backed up by hockey in a post(s) and confirming you also LIED about your ratholing scumbaggery).

You''ll perhaps notice I didn't show up in this thread until AFTER you posted your initial LIES.... and o'course let's not forget your shit-talking in the 11pm tourney Thurs night. THOSE are the things that brought me into this thread, numb nuts. Everything from me *subsequent* to your lies & shit-talking. Get it, numb nuts?

And btw... in what world is Wednesday last week?... you just kinda live in an alternate reality fog, dontcha?

Act like you have been there before kid!

I do... always. I just don't let liars spout off lies is all.
And btw, I've "been there before" ~10x more than your lifetime total here.

[bobbywaves]

We need a therapy room, probably have loads of traffic

[playersonly69]

Once again the great autistic one biteme doesn't know his head from his ass!!!


But why are we spending time on this shit anyway?? I mean look at his sad post above. He probably spent 15 minues thinking all of that shit up. Step away from the computer kid

[bobbywaves]

But why are we spending time on this shit anyway??

Seems like Bite was simply correcting your lies. Just like I corrected your continuous lies about me winning an unfair tourney, which was proven legit by multiple payers in the tourney.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

BiTe


vs.


POS69

[Robber]

Are you really that proud of yourself dickhead??????????? Most of those chips were from you anyway. I only started the table with 200
.

It is so sad that you whole life revolves around points! I mean you make a post about winning one hand?????????????


Did I make a post or a thread about the other day?? No I didn't! But your lousy ass needs some encouragement. Did your Mom beat you as a child? Did daddy touch you in strange places???


Grow up kid! They are penetrating points

Is your other name goat milk?????

Yeah they're just points but you're everywhere with your tin can

You goat milk and carseller

[Robber]

If you can count past 10 then pos69 thinks you're autistic

He never could make it to double digits

[milwaukee mike]

onerous: wow ur f.ucking bad
onerous: f.ucking f.aggot


i might be in the minority here, but i would rather be cheated out of a few measly betpoints than have to deal with this kind of crap while i'm just trying to have a little fun

[BeerDog99]

onerous: wow ur f.ucking bad
onerous: f.ucking f.aggot


i might be in the minority here, but i would rather be cheated out of a few measly betpoints than have to deal with this kind of crap while i'm just trying to have a little fun

You are not in the minority....

[playersonly69]

For the record, I did not say those statements above to MM. It was onerous. And he talks like that all of the time

[Robber]

For the record, I did not say those statements above to MM. It was onerous. And he talks like that all of the time

Who said you did, tubby?