some pompous NYC official just said this stupid shit on CNN: "patient is quarantined and poses NO threat, we have this contained"

contrary to this smug bastard's assertion, the patient posed threats to:

1. his girlfriend;

2. the two other acquaintences he had close contact with (what, is this dude and his babe a couple of swingers?)

3. all the fuckers that rode in the same "uber cab" he rode in;

4. all the fuckers that rode in the same subway car he did;

5. all the runners in the park he went galavanting around in;

6. all the fuckers at his bowling ally;

7. all the people at the restaurant he ate at before bowling; and of course,

8. Bobby Waves