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after watching how Qualia (pronounced Kway-lee-uh) man-handled and summarily dispersed the SBR Brass who were giving him a hard time and trying to defend their poker site as being legitimate and not a rigged piece of shit, many of you have inquired about my precocious little chimp, questions such as "where did I get him" and "how long have I had him," "is he really coming to the Bash?", and "do you really think he'll rip WussyWaves' nuts clean off and throw them across the Hard Rock Casino?", etc. etc. etc.

First, B-Qway is really talented, he used to have his own talk show (See vid below)....

After that incident, which cost him his job and the studio millions in a sexual assault lawsuit filed against Bongo and the network, he went into television in Columbia... until this went down:



He was forced to eventually leave Columbia after losing that gig, as a result of tossing off and unloading gallons of hate paste/throat yogurt on the set of his sit com (and because of the massive coke addiction he'd picked up due to being in Columbia)..... so, he came back to the US via the drug trade, his caretaker was a lower level soldier of the cartel....

I "adopted" him from a client--the aforementioned soldier--who happened to get pinched in Houston with a basket-full of keys of blo..... (actually, Qualia was the only thing damn thing the guy had left of value--and I use that term loosely, since the feds snatched over $70k worth of product from him, so Bongo wound up being my payment for my legal services).

After a brief stint at Passages in Malibu for rehab, he's been with me ever since.....

[brainfreeze]

Creative...

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ah yes, I forgot one other tidbit of info that several have asked about.....

"how the fuk did he learn to shoot an AK"?

That was in Columbia.... after he lost his job on the sitcom, he had no way to pay for his blo habit, so he was enslaved as a lowly mule by the cartel to pay off his coke tab (the studio wasn't up to date on their payments, which they traditionally covered for him--- yah, it was all fun and games for the network having a coked up chimp running around and garnering laffs from the audience..... yah... right up until B-Qway's coked up ass decided he was gonna own that blonde's shapely backside in a fevered bout of interspecies anal love making... so when they dumped him, they left him broke and with a huge tab).....

Fortunately for him, in his day to day duties for the cartel, he had to carry weapons for protection -- his own and the drugs he was carrying..... He became very proficient with most fully automatic weapons..... (He'd never blow away an instructor like a nine-year old girl, for example.)