[Auto Donk]

I was summoned into the SBR offices (depicted in the video below) to discuss my repeated rants and whining like a pussy about being doom switched, but I couldn't make it..... so I sent B-Qway in my stead..... SBR Brass tried to explain to my chimp, in their typical jibberish, that I'm not doom switched and that biteme doesn't i.m. with anyone employed at SBR.... BongoQualia listed to that shit for about a minute.... then this unfolded:

[bobbywaves]

B-Qway is a horrible shot, similar to your poker skills. How did B-Qway react when my all in reraise with KK, sent your Donkey ass with 9,9 to the rail?

[Auto Donk]

the exact opposit of when i sent your dumbass to the rail two nights earlier......

[bobbywaves]

the exact opposit of when i sent your dumbass to the rail two nights earlier......

The difference between us, Waves gets it all in with the best of it more times than not. You needed a lucky river suckout to win our showdown.

[Auto Donk]

The difference between us, Waves gets it all in with the best of it more times than not. You needed a lucky river suckout to win our showdown.

the chips came in my direction just the same; and your walk to the rail was the same, suckout or no suckout.......... difference also was i had u covered two to one in chips, and had already raised to run your timid ass off your big blind, so it was an easy call when you shoved............ and you were gone!

[bobbywaves]

the chips came in my direction just the same; and your walk to the rail was the same, suckout or no suckout.......... difference also was i had u covered two to one in chips, and had already raised to run your timid ass off your big blind, so it was an easy call when you shoved............ and you were gone!

Fact is you didn't "run me off big blind," I made the proper read & re-raise. My A,10 was ahead of your 7,8, which is all a good player can do. Fortunately for you, there's a luck factor with poker. You made a poor call & was rewarded. If poker was 100% skill like chess, Waves would have you even more dominated on the annual leaderboard.

[Auto Donk]

i was pot committed after havin raised ur bb u dolt.... ur a fkcin idiot. and obviously it wasn't that "poor" of a call if it sent your wussy ducking coward ass to the rail u dumb fck........

[bobbywaves]

Further proves my point, pot commiting yourself with a 7,8 was a Donkey move. But keep playing that way, as it's pathetic moves ike that which have me ahead of u on leaderboard.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Fact is you didn't "run me off big blind," I made the proper read & re-raise. My A,10 was ahead of your 7,8, which is all a good player can do. Fortunately for you, there's a luck factor with poker. You made a poor call & was rewarded. If poker was 100% skill like chess, Waves would have you even more dominated on the annual leaderboard.

Not a good idea bringing chess into the mix....if you play chess as well as you play poker, everyone would have to give you a massive piece advantage (probably entire king or queens side back row) before you could get anywhere near the top 15 in winnings, and an ELO taking this into account would have you accurately ranked as fair-to-middling


Even though you're just terrible at all this poker skill and analogy stuff, I'm sure I'm not alone when I saw we appreciate the effort; it's been a demanding day and I needed a good laugh

[bobbywaves]

Not a good idea bringing chess into the mix....if you play chess as well as you play poker, everyone would have to give you a massive piece advantage (probably entire king or queens side back row) before you could get anywhere near the top 15 in winnings, and an ELO taking this into account would have you accurately ranked as fair-to-middling


Even though you're just terrible at all this poker skill and analogy stuff, I'm sure I'm not alone when I saw we appreciate the effort; it's been a demanding day and I needed a good laugh

So when I pack my miniature chess board for the Bash, you should have no problem putting your $ where your mouth is.

[Triple_D_Bet]

So when I pack my miniature chess board for the Bash, you should have no problem putting your $ where your mouth is.

Sure; if you do play chess as poorly as you play poker, you'll have a long line of people willing to play you for money. If you're that bad people could probably learn the game the day before and stand a good chance of beating you

[bobbywaves]

as poorly as you play poker

Coming from a guy who's losing our poker challenge by approx 1,400.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Coming from a guy who's losing our poker challenge by approx 1,400.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

kk loses to aq
ak loses to aq
first one was q high flop got it allin..A river..second allin pre and dumbfukk flops the bitch

that was my morning tourney...already pissed off and tilted before 8am

[BigDaddy]

kk loses to aq
ak loses to aq
first one was q high flop got it allin..A river..second allin pre and dumbfukk flops the bitch

that was my morning tourney...already pissed off and tilted before 8am

brutal

hope the rest of your day is better.