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List of top SBR POKER VILLAINS II
This will be a running list of players to look out for and just to shame in general for their behavior
Vote for your already listed or unlisted #1,2,and 3 villain a maximum of once per day and I will try to update the list often. Please explain why you are voting for these players
A first place vote receives 3 pts, 2nd 2 pts, 3rd 1 pt
You cannot vote while you are on the list, kind of like being an incarcerated felon
1.Hockey216:This guy has serious issues. If you ask him, he has never gotten lucky to win a pot, and you have always gotten lucky to beat him out of one. His quoted winning figure against you compounds weekly even if you haven't played him that week. Has the mysterious villain power of turbochatting. Almost instantly as you type something about a hand and hit enter a several words long retort appears, supported by a few quick follow ups. (10 pts)
2.Carseller4: Pathological stiffer and proud of it. Even makes comments in unrelated threads to draw attention to his poor loan history (9 pts)
3.Mikejamm: I was hesitant to include him in this list knowing the pleasure he would derive from it. His profane, homo-erotic violent diatribes were at first disturbing, but since all are like that the shock value has greatly diminished. Also known as Mikespamm (8 pts.)
4.Bitemeusadoj: A complicated villain this one. Leader of TheBiters. He can tease you about being Canadian (after you were accused of VPN cheating the store and your 8k points were rendered useless) and you and everyone laughs realizing it was a joke, but will then use any jokes you have made about him as justification for abrasive or questionable behavior. His obfuscatory and intimidating style of arguing keeps many posters from ever challenging him, and has even gained him a cult following of misguided posters (TheBiters). There are several examples of this type of master/slave relationship in nature. (7 pts)
5.Miketizzy, Boeingpower, Vegas39, Gummo77, Sinmiedo. Also Daneblazer(suspected but unconfirmed): Collectively these poker players are known as TheBiters. Like a collective, it is difficult and probably dangerous to distinguish them as individuals, therefore they all are at number 5 on the list. Like worker bees to the queen, peasants to the lord, and kool aid drinkers to the cult leader, The Biters revere Bitemeusadoj's poker play and comments as divine. He is benevolent though, and ensures loyalty and obedience through points transfers and post nominations for public displays of subservience. One can observe them as a pack at times verbally attacking and at other times giving the silent treatment to any outsider who has questioned their leader. (6 pts)
6.Ochronico: This guy makes the list just from previous infamous behavior. He isn't seen much on the tables anymore, and never heard from, but this is most likely because his chat was disabled by administrators. (5 pts)
7.RussianRocket: This guy is generally fun to chat with and plays a very loose aggressive style. However, he is Russian so that had to land him somewhere on this list. (4 pts)
8.SBRForum: An anonymous mod but we have a pretty good idea who's ghost it is. Mocks players and tampers with their account settings as he steals points from them on a whim. He has been seen at the tables a few times so that qualifies him for this list.(3 pts)
9.DownSouth: Was a good guy until he sold out and became a mod. Kind of smug now too. (2 pts)
10.Optional: Same as Downsouth, sold out. Not as smug though. (1 pt)
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Originally Posted by Vegas39
centaur off his meds again
Centy
