1. 07-30-14 10:18 AM #1
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    Fck speeches......... this is 100 percent pure inspiration!!!!

    no more bullshit racist south songs, no more stupid fckin flags.... no more bad music videos or speech clips from suck ass movies....... this is straight up inspiration beyond reproach...... GO CONFEDS!!!!!!!!!!!
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  2. 07-30-14 10:20 AM #2
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    Rut roh... confeds might win now.
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  3. 07-30-14 10:35 AM #3
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    AND FOR YOU ASS MEN ON TEAM CONFEDS:



    NOW, CLEAN OFF/WIPE DOWN YOUR KEYBOARDS AND MONITORS, AND LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!
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    And last but not least, I hired a true inspiration to all team confed players.... (note I did not say "inspirational speaker"..... fuuck tony robins, fuuck all those f'n pricks.....).

    The following is how team confeds will behave after staging our monumental comeback:



    threesomes, hookers, blo, etc etc etc.... WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! (Our balls will be sore Friday morning)
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  5. 07-30-14 10:55 AM #5
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    Donker I may have to sue you pal, no where in those posts did you warm guys like me with heart conditions not to watch. My blood went south, my heart skipped a few beats, and it didn't look so good for ol chipper. The only brightside was as I grabbed my tablet to write this complaint I now didn't need to find a stand to rest it on....
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  6. 07-30-14 11:04 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chipup View Post
    Donker I may have to sue you pal, no where in those posts did you warm guys like me with heart conditions not to watch. My blood went south, my heart skipped a few beats, and it didn't look so good for ol chipper. The only brightside was as I grabbed my tablet to write this complaint I now didn't need to find a stand to rest it on....
    Pat Obrien got you hard?????
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    I listened to those O'brien voicemails and I'm still unclear what he really wants
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  8. 07-30-14 01:57 PM #8
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    u 've got to be kiddin..... first, he wants to eat her (he's on some good blo, obviously), then he wants her to suck his cocck, then he wants to eat her ass.... then he wants her and some other bitch to 69 in front of him.... then he want to get a hooker and get more blo..... then i got bored and turned it off once conf. the hooker/blo reference was in the vid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    u 've got to be kiddin.....
    Uh...YEAH!

    Donker stop steppin on my material, pal

    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    first, he wants to eat her (he's on some good blo, obviously), then he wants her to suck his cocck, then he wants to eat her ass.... then he wants her and some other bitch to 69 in front of him.... then he want to get a hooker and get more blo..... then i got bored and turned it off once conf. the hooker/blo reference was in the vid
    Meh... been there, done that.
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