[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

And I'm kidding vegas, you know I love you

FFS... get a room

[Vegas39]

FFS... get a room

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I got lucky in the final hand for sure but I think how the hand played out, it was the right call!

Oh yeah... DEFINITELY. Well deserved victory, buddy.

I was referencing the poster LuckyChuck, who the only thing he EVER posted was "Congrats to all the winners"

I mean, he musta made like 100 of those posts coupla years back... he's disappeared now... was prolly GUMMO.

Yisman will remember him

[4uk4life]

Oh yeah... DEFINITELY. Well deserved victory, buddy.

I was referencing the poster LuckyChuck, who the only thing he EVER posted was "Congrats to all the winners"

I mean, he musta made like 100 of those posts coupla years back... he's disappeared now... was prolly GUMMO.

Yisman will remember him

The only guy I know that literally takes the biggest chalk on the board in every single contest ever ran on sbr.

He could go to the park every day of his life and never see a dog he liked

[BeerDog99]

Oh yeah... DEFINITELY. Well deserved victory, buddy.

I was referencing the poster LuckyChuck, who the only thing he EVER posted was "Congrats to all the winners"

I mean, he musta made like 100 of those posts coupla years back... he's disappeared now... was prolly GUMMO.

Yisman will remember him

Ahh missed that reference, thanks!

[yisman]

Oh yeah... DEFINITELY. Well deserved victory, buddy.

I was referencing the poster LuckyChuck, who the only thing he EVER posted was "Congrats to all the winners"

I mean, he musta made like 100 of those posts coupla years back... he's disappeared now... was prolly GUMMO.

Yisman will remember him

YES! Guy used to spam like crazy. Now he keeps quiet and is the little plant siphoning away points from pros in contests. He's said he will never go pro and his life's goal is apparently to prevent everyone from ever winning anything.

[BeerDog99]

Watched your match, didn't wanna chat and distract you, nice win boss

Thanks bud!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Someone like, oh, say, Centaur, goes BUSTO in this hand.

That's why he's on the TRAITOR team -- we'll beat them down just like we did century & half ago

Union guys so... much... more... SHARP

Centy will be seeing Daniel Day Lewis in HIS SLEEP, tonight

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4434647
$0 + $0 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:09:00 29/07/2014 ET
Table 'Table 55938', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : no1here_conf, amount $1940, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Soxsfan9_can, amount $2140, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa, amount $1890, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : dare_world, amount $2030, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
no1here_conf: Small Blind ($10)
Soxsfan9_can: Big Blind ($20)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: [Qc, Qd]
BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: Raise [btn] ($80)
dare_world: Raise ($160)
no1here_conf: Fold
Soxsfan9_can: Call ($140)
BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: Call [btn] ($80)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [8h, 3h, 7c]
Soxsfan9_can: Check ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: Check [btn] ($0)
dare_world: Bet ($360)
Soxsfan9_can: Raise ($983)
BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: Fold [btn] ($0)
dare_world: Raise ($1870)
Soxsfan9_can: Call ($887)
Soxsfan9_can: Show Cards ($0)
dare_world: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5s]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [6c]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Soxsfan9_can: Show Cards ($0)
dare_world: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $4230, Rake $0
Summary Soxsfan9_can: bet $2030, won $4230, net $2200, HoleCards [Kc, Kh], HiHand [a pair of kings] [Kh, Kc, 8h, 7c, 6c], won $4230 from main pot
Summary dare_world: bet $2390, won $0, net $-2390

[Soxsfan9]

Oh come on BITE, its a REALLY easy fold after I re-pop it on the flop. You have to know that AA or KK is out there!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Oh come on BITE, its a REALLY easy fold after I re-pop it on the flop. You have to know that AA or KK is out there!

But but but... someone like, oh, say, Centy, BETS after your flop check w/that board and gets himself involved.

We Union guys can sniff these things out though... so I CHECKED.

THAT was the real play. Checking.

Listen Soxsfan... you're a fine player and I got no beef w/ my Canuck brethren.

Confeds were TRAITORS... let me handle things with Centy like Grant did way back when

[TheCentaur]

Oh come on BITE, its a REALLY easy fold after I re-pop it on the flop. You have to know that AA or KK is out there!

Soxfan we know it is a standard fold by anyone with an ounce or two of intuition (overpair or set seems pretty likely), but biteme has it in his head that it's the laydown of the century and you aren't going to change his mind so just let him have it

[yisman]

Now I'm curious as to what hand dare was holding.

sbr tried to set biter up there.

[TheCentaur]

Now I'm curious as to what hand dare was holding.

sbr tried to set biter up there.

Pocket Jacks

[Soxsfan9]

Now I'm curious as to what hand dare was holding.

sbr tried to set biter up there.

Jacks

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Soxfan we know it is a standard fold by anyone with an ounce or two of intuition (overpair or set seems pretty likely), but biteme has it in his head that it's the laydown of the century and you aren't going to change his mind so just let him have it

Way to IGNORE the whole check angle as I explained just above you.
You are BETTING when soxfan checks on flop there.
You know it... and I know it ... you Confed traitorous bastard you!

You're so transparent it makes ol Baghdad Bob look credible:



p.s. yizzer SHARP

[TheCentaur]

Way to IGNORE the whole check angle as I explained just above you.
You are BETTING when soxfan checks on flop there.
You know it... and I know it ... you Confed traitorous bastard you!

You're so transparent if makes ol Baghdad Bob look credible:



p.s. yizzer SHARP

Don't mistake your superuser software that tells you what cards are out and yet to come for knowing what players would do in a given situation

Let's say your wildest dreams come true and you can predict that I would bet the flop instead of check, most likely 1/2 the pot. That bet gets raised and probably reraised and I know Im beat and fold, losing 260 more than you did in this miraculous example you have set for us.

Big stinking deal, but if it makes you feel better I will work behind the scenes to try to get a badge made especially for u saving 260 chips

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Don't mistake your superuser software that tells you what cards are out and yet to come for knowing what players would do in a given situation

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Oh geez... I see now Centy added to his post when I was gif huntin

I could on to further explain the nuances of the hand, but I'll just cut to the chase and post what's so obvious to so many.

He's been pissed for a number of hours since I won the tourney and is.... *drumroll*....

[no1here]

why are you so proud of yourself when you did nothing but suckout today after we made a monkey out of you the last two days.

Oh geez... I see now Centy added to his post when I was gif huntin

I could on to further explain the nuances of the hand, but I'll just cut to the chase and post what's so obvious to so many.

He's been pissed for a number of hours since I won the tourney and is.... *drumroll*....

[Triple_D_Bet]

why are you so proud of yourself when you did nothing but suckout today after we made a monkey out of you the last two days.

Losing his marbles

So bite caught a 3 outter, big deal. Before that, he outplayed you damn near every hand....the only difference is he put you out of your misery without wasting too much of your time. I would think a "thanks" would be in order, but I'm sure we don't expect you to remember common courtesy when you can't remember to follow through after running your mouth http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post22131787

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

why are you so proud of yourself when you did nothing but suckout today after we made a monkey out of you the last two days.

Ah yes... I lost w/AA on a river suckout yesterday and won the tourney today.
You're making your usual sense.
Might I suggest a better strain of weed?... I mean, if nuthin more than being nice to the few remaining brains cells ya got.

Just like centaur... you have an AGENDA.
Centy's pissed due to our past stuff but YOU'RE just pissed b/c Trip and I called you out on the table for the lying, stiffin, hypocritical scumbag that you are.

You OWE people... your word means NOTHING. Many on SBR now know that.
Just pay off your debt, Stiffy, and always remember what good ol Abe said bout opening up ur yapper and speaking.

[TheCentaur]

delusional

Use Delusional in a sentence
de·lu·sion·al

[dih-loo-zhuh-nl] Show IPA
adjective 1. having false or unrealistic beliefs or opinions: Senators who think they will get agreement on a comprehensive tax bill are delusional.

2. Psychiatry. maintaining fixed false beliefs even when confronted with facts, usually as a result of mental illness: Bitemeusadoj was so delusional he sited a hand that occurred during level one as the reason he won the tournament and not the late hand with 3 players left when he went all in with AQ and the two other players woke up with AK, called, and he caught a backdoor flush to move him from pretty much tied for 3rd to dominant chip leader.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Projection

Projection is a defense mechanism that involves taking our own unacceptable qualities or feelings and ascribing them to other people. For example, what Centaur routinely does with BiTeMe. Centaur is also Obsessed with BiTeMe, but that's another definition for another day. Just check his multiple threads about him. Projection works by allowing the expression of the desire or impulse, but in a way that the ego cannot recognize, therefore reducing anxiety. It also manifests by lying about how someone said a hand won them the tourney when they did not; they merely said a lesser skilled player would go BUSTO (see carseller4 and Centaur for details).

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... gotta put up w/a coupla numbnuts that think the hand below is so unusual in tourney poker

Meanwhile, they don't mention the multiple bluffs I made (ones I showed and others I didn't) that allowed me to chip up when I was getting shit cards for the majority of the tourney.

AGENDAS: EXPOSED

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4434707
$0 + $0 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:36:00 29/07/2014 ET
Table 'Table 55938', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $75, Big Blind $150
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : no1here_conf, amount $1475, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Soxsfan9_can, amount $5020, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa, amount $1505, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
no1here_conf: Small Blind ($75)
Soxsfan9_can: Big Blind ($150)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: [Ad, Qd]
BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: Raise [btn] ($1505)
no1here_conf: Call ($1400)
Soxsfan9_can: Call ($1355)
no1here_conf: Show Cards ($0)
Soxsfan9_can: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4d, 5h, 8c]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [7d]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [3d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
no1here_conf: Show Cards ($0)
Soxsfan9_can: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $4425, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $60, Rake $0
Summary no1here_conf: bet $1475, won $0, net $-1475
Summary Soxsfan9_can: bet $1505, won $0, net $-1505, HoleCards [As, Kh]
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj_usa: bet $1505, won $4485, net $2980, HoleCards [Ad, Qd], HiHand [a flush, ace high] [Ad, Qd, 7d, 4d, 3d], won $4425 from main pot, won $60 from side pot #1

[TheCentaur]

Once again, it is useless to discuss this because you are dug into your favorite head in the sand position

Like I said, the hand in post #58 is not a 332 to 1 shot, but you refuse to admit that in the most significant hand of the tourney you got lucky. Is getting lucky unusual, despicable, or a sin? Of course not, but refusing to acknowledge that the luck in this hand had more to do with you winning than anything else that happened in that tourney is DELUSIONAL

[Robber]

No1here is delusional and also a cheater

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ents-note.html

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

had more to do with you winning than anything else that happened in that tourney

You're working from a faulty premise.

I could waste time trying to educate you... BUT... in my past experiences dealing with you, it'd be pointless.
Brighter peeps than you can understand much more went into even getting myself into position for this hand to occur (given the cards I had during tourney).

The bigger picture is, tho, instead of being gracious and congratulating me on my win like Doggy and others did... all you've been obsessing about since ~3:40sumpthin is how to somehow discredit the win.

Some "friend"... NOT

AGENDA: EXPOSED

[4uk4life]

Love is in the air

I just feel like turning into Bob Ross and painting everyone here a picture

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

[4uk4life]

That is.....awesome

[Chipup]

I get the reference, But somehow I keep looking at the picture to see if Biteme might of put himself in the photo Like Divinci in the Mona Lisa.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I get the reference, But somehow I keep looking at the picture to see if Biteme might of put himself in the photo Like Divinci in the Mona Lisa.

Sharp observation.
But, I didn't insert myself , for that'd be far too narcissistic; rather, I worked in a rather rotund chap from Morganfield, Kentucky.

[Chipup]

Sharp observation.
But, I didn't insert myself , for that'd be far too narcissistic; rather, I worked in a rather rotund chap from Morganfield, Kentucky.

Doing some research aside from a guy named Louisville only two other posters come from Kentucky. 4uk and a guy I've yet to see Named TTWARRIOR. Are they related? I heard a lot of imbreeding happens in Kentucky. Is 4uk fat?

[TheCentaur]

You're working from a faulty premise.

I could waste time trying to educate you... BUT... in my past experiences dealing with you, it'd be pointless.
Brighter peeps than you can understand much more went into even getting myself into position for this hand to occur (given the cards I had during tourney).

The bigger picture is, tho, instead of being gracious and congratulating me on my win like Doggy and others did... all you've been obsessing about since ~3:40sumpthin is how to somehow discredit the win.

Some "friend"... NOT

AGENDA: EXPOSED

Good god this is so tiresome

I congratulated you several times and I would tell you to post the chats on that table and subsequent tables we were watching, but I know how you like to redact chats when you post them.

I am not pissed at all. I am once again just disappointed that you can't do what the vast majority of other SBR poker players can do and admit when you got lucky. Instead you refer to early lay downs (postulating how others would not have played it up to your deity like standards), bluffs you showed once you got the lead (do you really think you're the only one bluffing in these tourneys?), and the MVP T-ball trophy you got when u were 6.

I guess I should just do what so many others here do with you and massage you're ego by providing unconditional affirmation of your delusions like a mother to her "slow" child just to avoid the temper tantrums

[mikejamm]

Good god this is so tiresome

I congratulated you several times and I would tell you to post the chats on that table and subsequent tables we were watching, but I know how you like to redact chats when you post them.

I am not pissed at all. I am once again just disappointed that you can't do what the vast majority of other SBR poker players can do and admit when you got lucky. Instead you refer to early lay downs (postulating how others would not have played it up to your deity like standards), bluffs you showed once you got the lead (do you really think you're the only one bluffing in these tourneys?), and the MVP T-ball trophy you got when u were 6.

I guess I should just do what so many others here do with you and massage you're ego by providing unconditional affirmation of your delusions like a mother to her "slow" child just to avoid the temper tantrums

This fuk'in dip shit is such a major losing douche bag! He can't even kiss ass properly.Hey Centy shit, after the tourney is over, go back to being racist, fake vpn using, hat'in on black people eat'in at red lobster asshole! You'll always be a winner there!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I am not pissed at all.

1) No one... and I mean, NO ONE (ok, maybe out-to-lunch no1here) is buying that. Your actions/words reveal your agenda.

2) You mischaracterize (lie even) things regarding me all the time. Trying to paint my poker chat as malicious, for example previously, when next to everyone knows it's not. They know it's not because ... *drumroll* ... they've played with me. There is no 'massaging my ego' (), they KNOW you're mischaracterizing. They KNOW this. You just continue to insult others by continually implying I have some Svengali-like influence over other peeps.

3) In just this thread alone, you've mischaracterized things (and don't think others haven't noticed). For example. you said I claimed to have won the tourney based on that QQ hand, when, in fact, what I actually said was: others would have gone busto with that hand. No "diety like standards" implied, you once-again-mischaracterizing-dope! In fact, what I actually said is demonstrably proven to be CORRECT -- dare went busto in the hand! Stop being squirrelly you mischaracterizing dink.

3) Oh yeah, you congratulated me... only AFTER going on incessantly about how lucky I was blah blah blah. Who you zoomin, Mr. Disingenuous?

4) Speakin of temper tantrums: When I first arrived on the SBR scene, you were somewhat 'famous' for your forum meltdowns and subsequent tail-tween-your-legs-to-save-face open forum apologies. Next to legendary (in the forum sense). Peeps remember that. Hell, I remember the pm apology ya sent me. BOTTOM LINE: *You* are one of the last guys round here that should be bloviating on the concept of temper tantrums. You have zero credibility in that regard.

5) You, konck and various others routinely try to diminish my poker accomplishments round here. I defend myself. Peeps that really know me round here know I'm humble and don't have a big ego. You try to mischaracterize that, as well. Like I previously have stated, I know SBR poker ain't much, but seeing I'm in NY and have shitty online options (can't deposit/withdraw on Bovada, either) well, in between casino runs I get my poker fix here. I LOVE the game.