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    More superuser evidence

    ***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4426420 $1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:59:00 25/07/2014 ET Table 'Barreled In', 6 seats max, Real money Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6 Seat 1 (playing) : stikymess, amount $318.75, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (playing) : Brainfreeze, amount $270.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $181.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $168.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 5 (playing) : GaryDN, amount $81.35, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $438.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($1) boeingpower: Big Blind ($2)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to thecentaur: [Ad, Ah]
    GaryDN: Fold
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($2)
    stikymess: Fold
    Brainfreeze: Fold
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($9)
    boeingpower: Fold
    thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($26)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($17)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [3c, 5c, 8c]
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0)
    thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($26)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($155.40)
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($129.40)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
    thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [Ts]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Td]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
    thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown ** Main pot $361.80, Rake $3
    Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $182.40, won $361.80, net $179.40, HoleCards [Th, As], HiHand [three of a kind, tens] [Ts, Th, Td, As, 8c], won $361.80 from main pot
    Summary thecentaur: bet $183.40, won $0, net $-183.40, HoleCards [Ad, Ah]

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    whoa that is pretty sick. Biteme been running pretty good recently.

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    So let me get this straight. You know Bite's a superuser (which I agree), & you continue to play with him anyway expecting to win with A,A. It's your own fault for sitting down with him, so stop complaining.

    Congrats on making degenerates lotto by the way, well deserved: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...you-lucky.html

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    Win : 0.30%

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Win : 0.30%

    but with biteme, it's 99%. Dude sucks out with anything.

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    ...
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    Netherlands vs Argentinia game coaches at the penalty kicks.
    c
    i think Bite is Argentinian and Cent a dutch fan
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    http://youtu.be/4eLlpuY7Cx8



    bite vs cent hand recorded live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited by sinmiedo; 07-25-14 at 07:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinmiedo View Post
    http://youtu.be/4eLlpuY7Cx8



    bite vs cent hand recorded live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Good find

    Actually the A10 in that video was about 24x more likely to win (it was pre flop when all the money was in) than when bite and me got all our chips in (after the flop)

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    Post YOUR suckout hand, Centy... ya know, the one you called off your stack w/K9 diamonds vs my AQ diamonds preflop

    I raised, you called off

    Anyway... you'll prolly take delight in THIS:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post22298681

    BTW, how did the cowgirl'ing work out? Did ya pass out via too much Crown before completing the deed? Did the above hand cause any performance issues?
    -500 -- YES

    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    but with biteme, it's 99%. Dude sucks out with anything.
    And don't forget the 99 times I made you lay down best hand when we were playing HU few weeks ago


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    Pretty damning evidence here. Is Bite me really Lou?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Post YOUR suckout hand, Centy... ya know, the one you called off your stack w/K9 diamonds vs my AQ diamonds preflop

    I raised, you called off

    Anyway... you'll prolly take delight in THIS:
    Come on, you're comparing K9d vs AQd preflop to As10h raising all in after 3c5c8c against AdAh?

    That's like comparing apples and dildos

    You have to admit though, you have been extremely lucky on several bizarre all in bluffs against me

    Yeah sometimes you bluff me out, sometimes I catch you, but with the all in calls you are way ahead of where you should be

    As far as the cowgirl, I was pretty drunk and now that Im sobering up I feel pretty sore and she's sleeping

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Pretty damning evidence here. Is Bite me really Lou?
    No... but ask konck or foldy... THEY know the real dealio

    Bottom line: Talk bout your DAMNING evidence! Centy, sorry to tell ya this pal... but you're in the same mental camp as bobbowaves.

    By definition... YOU LOSE.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Bottom line: Talk bout your DAMNING evidence! Centy, sorry to tell ya this pal... but you're in the same mental camp as bobbowaves.
    IQ scores under 115 are nowhere near the Waves mental camp.

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    et tu bobbe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    IQ scores under 115 are nowhere near the Waves mental camp.

    You scored 47

    That's better than Matt Birk. He scored a 46

    A Harvard graduate, Matt Birk has been named to the Pro Bowl six times while playing for the Ravens and Vikings.
    Think you can do better? Try again.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    You know Bite's a superuser (which I agree)l
    Too late, Centy... no amount of scrambling now will ever separate you two.

    So just stop with the flailing attempts ^^... you and bobbo are forever linked.

    CONGRATULATIONS

    SBR has its very own Siegfried & Roy of poker! How sweet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Too late, Centy... no amount of scrambling now will ever separate you two.

    So just stop with the flailing attempts ^^... you and bobbo are forever linked.

    CONGRATULATIONS

    SBR has its very own Siegfried & Roy of poker! How sweet...

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    Hope ya get the pts gift reference/meaning, Roy. ^^

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    Last night I flopped a full house (Q2, flop came 2Q2), and lost the hand anyway. Other guy had 4 and something (forget other card). Turn 4, river 4. I will always think two queens, 3 2s, and 2 4s is better than 3 4s and 2 2s. Ah well.

    But otherwise I've finally had a good week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    But otherwise I've finally had a good week.
    YES
    And remember me telling you earlier this week I was gonna talk to JoJo and fix things up for you?

    You won the tourney THAT night

    No need to say "thank you"... BUT ... a show-of-gratitude-pts-gift wouldn't be frowned upon.
    (and would prolly help things going forward)

    Just FYI... 1700 of my pts have gone missing after winning in poker last night... just sayin (*hint hint*)
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    biter I PMed you last night to thank you for talking to jojo for me, but I got a message that your inbox was full

    Check your e-mail and it should have a notice that I tried to PM you.

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    This yis guy is sooooo much more intellectually/morally superior to the likes of bobbo & centy that it's akin to comparing Kate Upton to Phyllis Diller & Ruth Buzzi

    Altho... centy has become a lot better lately handling that white tiger along w/interior decorating... so, props there.

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    Gotta clear your messages, Bite. A few nights ago I tried to send you an article about the new UHF porn parody.

    It's going to make thousands!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Gotta clear your messages, Bite. A few nights ago I tried to send you an article about the new UHF porn parody.

    It's going to make thousands!
    TY... on it


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    You keep posting these silly hands talking about superuser, in each one I see you playing particularly smart. Sure youll say he's a known psychotic raiser and you were slowplaying to trap him. I see nothing out of the ordinary from Bite, you deserved to lose. Playing like a noob, like pocket Aces is more than one pair, calling 2 bucks to start the hand instead of raising. Same story every time, question your own play instead of his all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    You keep posting these silly hands talking about superuser, in each one I see you playing particularly smart. Sure youll say he's a known psychotic raiser and you were slowplaying to trap him. I see nothing out of the ordinary from Bite, you deserved to lose. Playing like a noob, like pocket Aces is more than one pair, calling 2 bucks to start the hand instead of raising. Same story every time, question your own play instead of his all the time.
    Get all the chips in as 99.7% favorite to not lose and questions my play, saying I deserve to lose

    Thanks for the laughs jtoler. Don't do all ur drugs tonight though spread it out over the weekend
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Get all the chips in as 99.7% favorite to not lose and questions my play, saying I deserve to lose

    Thanks for the laughs jtoler. Don't do all ur drugs tonight spread it out over the weekend
    You got all your chips in on the flop, sounds good in theory, but you showed no strength at the start of the hand, calling 2 bucks, he raises and again you simply call, you should have reraised, you should have been trying to get all your money in right then and there with a reraise after his initial raise, once the flop comes you dont know if youre ahead or behind, he could have had anything, ok the flop comes, high card 8, he has two over cards just like you, he feels he has a decent chance after all you didnt show enough strength to begin with, but it doesnt matter, some will go all in preflop with A 10, so with a high card 8 on the flop its not unusual he'd call, no matter how smart a player is, you cant expect your opponent to think like you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    You got all your chips in on the flop, sounds good in theory, but you showed no strength at the start of the hand, calling 2 bucks, he raises and again you simply call, should have been a reraise, you should have been trying to get all your money in right then and there with a reraise after his initial raise, once the flop comes you dont know if youre ahead or behind, he could have had anything, ok the flop comes, high card 8, he has two over cards just like you, he feels he has a decent chance after all you didnt show enough strength to begin with, but it doesnt matter, some will go all in preflop with A 10, so with a high card 8 on the flop its not unusual he'd call, no matter how smart a player is, you cant expect your opponent to think like you do.
    No I reraised to 26 preflop and he called

    Thank you in advance for admitting you are mistaken about pretty much everything pertaining to this hand

    By admitting your extremely faulty critique of this hand maybe you can salvage some dignity in the eyes of the reasonable posters who have read this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    No I reraised to 26 preflop and he called

    Thank you in advance for admitting you are mistaken about pretty much everything pertaining to this hand

    By admitting your extremely faulty critique of this hand maybe you can salvage some dignity in the eyes of the reasonable posters who have read this thread
    Youre right you reraised to 26, my mistake, but I dont think 26 is enough, after all you have the best hand without a doubt at that moment, Id think he'd call 26 bucks, just me but I would have went higher. But again why did you start off by simply calling 2 bucks, how is that doing anything but giving a free look at cards when you have the best hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    Youre right you reraised to 26, my mistake, but I dont think 26 is enough, after all you have the best hand without a doubt at that moment, Id think he'd call 26 bucks, just me but I would have went higher.
    So you would rather raise someone enough that they fold when ur holding AA than get it all in when they have a .3% chance of winning?

    I have played many hands wrong before but this is not one of them

    Also, when you know there is a very good chance it will be raised behind you it would be a mistake to raise first
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    So you would rather raise someone enough that they fold when ur holding AA than get it all in when they have a .3% chance of winning?

    I have played many hands wrong before but this is not one of them
    What makes you think he had a .3% chance of winning, thats simply not true, at least you didnt know that once the flop came out. At that point you could have been behind very badly. And firstly only calling 2 bucks is a huge mistake, slowplaying is for rookies, you only have one pair, big deal, doesnt matter if its AA at that point. Id rather win some money in the hand than not win at all or lose it all, again its only one pair.

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    Jtoler, once again I got exactly what I wanted at every point in the hand until his 332 to 1 shot hit with running tens

    You keep trying to criticize the play during the hand based on the final outcome and you can't do that in poker

    Also, the way I played with pocket aces there is most definitely not how I always play pocket aces, there are several levels of table dynamics involved in this particular situation that cannot be conveyed through hand history text

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Jtoler, once again I got exactly what I wanted at every point in the hand until his 332 to 1 shot hit with running tens

    You keep trying to criticize the play during the hand based on the final outcome and you can't do that in poker

    Also, the way I played with pocket aces there is most definitely not how I always play pocket aces, there are several levels of table dynamics involved in this particular situation that cannot be conveyed through hand history text
    No thats what youre doing by putting odds on the hand when after the hand is over. So you played it the right way by calling 2 bucks, cmon.Its silly to think getting it all in on the flop and think youre doing the best thing when you could have did that on the flop, find someone who agrees with you here I think youd be hard pressed to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    No thats what youre doing by putting odds on the hand when after the hand is over. So you played it the right way by calling 2 bucks, cmon.Its silly to think getting it all in on the flop and think youre doing the best thing when you could have did that on the flop, find someone who agrees with you here I think youd be hard pressed to.
    You keep talking in circles

    You tell me exactly what you would have done differently and how the hand would have played out from that different play

    And it should be pretty obvious to most everyone reading this you haven't played bitemeusadoj much

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