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    hit n run for a bundle of chips

    sat morn, playing a little omaha and holdem, no action on the 2-4 nlhe until bavaria9 rolls in.... play four-five hands, he hits me for 20, then bails........ lol...... spend em' wisely, my friend!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-14-14 at 10:17 AM. Reason: yes, i said 20, as in 2-0 (TWENTY)!

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    mans on that hit and run grind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    sat morn, playing a little omaha and holdem, no action on the 2-4 nlhe until bavaria9 rolls in.... play four-five hands, he hits me for 20, then bails........ lol...... spend em' wisely, my friend!
    Wow, he hit n ran for a whole 20.

    Players can come & go as they please, no explanation is necessary to leave table. He probably completed his roll, someone else will sit down. Its the players that complain about hit n runners who are pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Wow, he hit n ran for a whole 20.

    Players can come & go as they please, no explanation is necessary to leave table. He probably completed his roll, someone else will sit down. Its the players that complain about hit n runners who are pathetic.
    it's the dumbasses who can't understand sarcasm/humor who are pathetic u f'n idiot!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-14-14 at 11:37 AM. Reason: why don't u come sit down with me, wussywaves... I'll clean out your entire f'n bankroll in a few hours!

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    p.s., wussywaves........

    ps... mutha fcker wussywaves: a little message for you, you ducking cowardly mouthing off weak ass folding 98 percnet of your hands twat:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    it's the dumbasses who can't understand sarcasm/humor who are pathetic u f'n idiot!
    You were obviously ticked off by it, or you wouldn't have created thread.

    Your "sarcasm/humor" is as bad as your poker play. Since you're constantly taking in my exhaust fumes, this behavior can be expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    are u fckin reetarrddedd?
    Don't see the connection, apparently you lose in poker to retards often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Don't see the connection, apparently you lose in poker to retards often.
    you took me out and bragged about how good it felt..... guess you hit the nail on the head with this one, u dumb penetrate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you took me out and bragged about how good it felt
    Correct, I sent your Donkey ass to the rail.

    Enter more of my tourny's & you will suffer the same fate.

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    This bobbywaves is a tool lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by pureajb View Post
    This bobbywaves is a tool lol
    Coming from a nobody...Never heard of you chump, can't even find you on any poker leaderboards.

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    wussywaves, everyone knows what a f'n tool you are, you ducking excuse making coward...... and thanks for confirming that your a fn' reetaaarddd

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    Rear view mirror Donkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    are u fckin reetarrddedd?
    I'm certainly not advocating it, but given how dense bobbo is, finding himself surrounded by exhaust fumes might seem like the only way out of his ignorance. Don't do it bobbo, you have so much to live for...you're currently out-performing all past WSOP final table players who are nowhere to be found on the SBR leaderboard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    you're currently out-performing all past WSOP final table players who are nowhere to be found on the SBR leaderboard!
    You conveniently forgot to mention I'm "out-performing" you by 3k, which will only cost you 29k.

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    Just because you don't know who I am doesn't change the fact that you're a tool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pureajb View Post
    Just because you don't know who I am doesn't change the fact that you're a tool.
    Changes everything, as an opinion from a non pro nobody carries no weight.

    The "fact that doesn't change", you're an inferior poker player.

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    You don't know me but yet can say I am an inferior poker player? Makes sense

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    Makes all the sense... I don't need to know you personally, to see your SBR poker results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Correct, I sent your Donkey ass to the rail.

    Enter more of my tourny's & you will suffer the same fate.
    Easy to enter his tourneys just look for which one has less than 25 signups and its a gaurantee ducking bobbo will be found.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pureajb View Post
    You don't know me but yet can say I am an inferior poker player? Makes sense
    There isn't much about bobbo that makes sense when it comes to poker. For example, by his nonsensical definition of success ("ROI"), you're about to overtake him and become more successful then him. But because his mid works overtime to protect him from reality, he's decided you're an inferior poker player, when even his own made-up definition shows otherwise.

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    wussywaves is the dumbest m. f. on this site, and to him I say:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    There isn't much about bobbo that makes sense when it comes to poker. For example, by his nonsensical definition of success ("ROI"), you're about to overtake him and become more successful then him. But because his mid works overtime to protect him from reality, he's decided you're an inferior poker player, when even his own made-up definition shows otherwise.
    Fact of the matter: Despite Pure's pathetic sample size, he still has a lower ROI than Waves.

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    "Waves"..... this pathetic fck actually refers to himself, in the third person, as "Waves"..... you and Ricky Henderson.... Ricky Henderson answers question in interview after game asking him what happened when he stole third: "Ricky hurt his foot stealing third." Similarly, wussywaves answers question after filming me tagging Bo Derek and Brooke West years ago in their respective primes, about what happened after my money shots: "Waves cuckolded and loved cleaning up creampies; got Waves off bigtime!!!"
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-16-14 at 10:47 AM. Reason: ww, tell me how my "children" taste!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    "Waves"..... this pathetic fck actually refers to himself, in the third person, as "Waves"..... you and Ricky Henderson.... Ricky Henderson answers question in interview after game asking him what happened when he stole third: "Ricky hurt his foot stealing third." Similarly, wussywaves answers question after filming me tagging Bo Derek and Brooke West years ago in their respective primes, about what happened after my money shots: "Waves cuckolded and loved cleaning up creampies; got Waves off bigtime!!!"
    Are you the little girl or donkey in avatar? One must assume you're the jackass.

    How does it feel trailing Waves on leaderboards donkey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Are you the little girl or donkey in avatar? One must assume you're the jackass.

    How does it feel trailing Waves on leaderboards donkey?
    damn u r one stupid mother fcka, wussywaves.... am I trailing you? just like last week, i'll be ahead by the end of the week u stpid cnt......... you luck out and win one, probably your first of the year, b/c sbr wants to keep it interesting, and you start ur stupid fckin smack again...... you shoulda quit while you were ahead u stpid mf, as you're merely going to embarrass your stupid tool self once again...... get ready to tell me how my ass tastes (thanks to bo and brooke west, you already know how my "kids" taste!!!! now listen closely to my song to you, ducking:wussy:coward:excuses:waves:


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    oh, u did sneak back ahead after I dusted you at the end of last week.... like a weak ass tide, you'll roll back out and I'll be ahead again soon, u wussy-third-person-referring-cuckold!!!! tell me how my jizz tastes!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    oh, u did sneak back ahead after you dusted me last week....


    like a weak ass tide, you'll roll back out and I'll be ahead again soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Wow, he hit n ran for a whole 20.

    Players can come & go as they please, no explanation is necessary to leave table. He probably completed his roll, someone else will sit down. Its the players that complain about hit n runners who are pathetic.
    well said maybe he got to go or something come up,it yor chips you do wath ever u want
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