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    Say it ain't so BitemeUSADOJ...you're a...superuser???

    How and why else would he make this play?

    Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?


    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 4304397 $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:22:00 10/06/2014 ET Table 'Freebird', 6 seats max, Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
    Seat 1 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $249.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 2 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $307.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 4 (playing) : the_situation, amount $156.70, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 5 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $420.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : iamamonkey, amount $290, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    thecentaur: Small Blind ($2) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($4)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to thecentaur: [Kc, 7c]
    the_situation: Fold
    boeingpower: Fold
    iamamonkey: Fold
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($2)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($10)
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($6)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [Qc, Ks, 8h]
    thecentaur: Check [btn] ($0)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($18)
    thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($36)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($297.40)
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($203.80)
    thecentaur: Show Cards ($0) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [Th]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [5h]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown ** Main pot $497.60, Rake $2 Side pot #1 $57.60, Rake $0
    Summary thecentaur: bet $249.80, won $0, net $-249.80
    Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $329.40, won $555.20, net $225.80, HoleCards [4h, 2h], HiHand [a flush, ten high] [Th, 8h, 5h, 4h, 2h], won $497.60 from main pot, won $57.60 from side pot #1

    Last edited by TheCentaur; 06-09-14 at 11:43 PM.

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    hmmm.... move along.... nothing to see here..... sbr software working as designed.....
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    u dont think he might of got caught bluffing all in?

    but then went on to win the pot anyhow ...

    rough one for you to take so I can understand you are pissed.
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    Awe poor Centaurdouche, you should be use to seeing nuts all in your mouth! Nothing new to you! Get those nuts in there real good end enjoy your cream jizz facial! After all it's your livelihood, seeing the nuts, suck'in the cream!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Say it ain't so BitemeUSADOJ...you're a...superuser???
    "I can't lie to you Dean Martin... yes, YES I am."


    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    How and why else would he make this play?
    "Whatta maroon...whatta miragey...whatta fukkin "


    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?
    "Or... maybe... you're... just... a... TOOL?"



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    How and why else would he make this play?

    Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?


    Don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?
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    Bite is good like that, he's already won 3 tournaments next week, watched Superbowl 50, and voted for the president in 2024...
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    Was he betting loose for you to call him for that much with top pair?
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    classic trap by biter
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProlificalD View Post
    Was he betting loose for you to call him for that much with top pair?
    He has bluffed me like that before

    He could have a good hand there too, he mixes it up

    Kind of a crying call but I felt with what had gone on at the table previously he could be bluffing

    Its not a bluff though when you are a superuser and you know a runner runner flush is coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?
    Gummo knows.

    Evolved minds like you & boe can try their damnedest to edify Brother Centy, but there's always something missing from his *soul* that prevents him from FEELING it.

    Thankfully we all care about him and will never give up trying to enlighten him, as we know we are dealing with his eternal salvation... which hangs in the delicate balance.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post


    Thankfully we all care about him and will never give up trying to enlighten him, as we know we are dealing with his eternal salvation... which hangs in the delicate balance.
    yeah that's all well and good but I would settle for knowing what options I have to choose to see who is watching the table

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    yeah that's all well and good but I would settle for knowing what options I have to choose to see who is watching the table
    Are you familiar with the whole "Easter Egg" concept on a DVD... O' Confounded One?

    Same thing here: the enlightened ones among us know where to find it in the SBR store.

    I implore you to push yourself to A) become a better person so such things are intuitively revealed... B) humble yourself to your enlightened betters so that they may help your further... C) simply push yourself off the Ravenel Bridge so that this guy may have a word with you:
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [Qc, Ks, 8h]
    thecentaur: Check [btn] ($0)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($18)
    thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($36)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($297.40)
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($203.80)
    There has to be some sort of meta game or larger picture going on here for him to bluff your check min-raise by jamming with air and for you to actually call it with top pair & a weak kicker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    There has to be some sort of meta game or larger picture going on here for him to bluff your check min-raise by jamming with air and for you to actually call it with top pair & a weak kicker.
    only Meta World Peace would come to mind when I take this kind of beat; as in climbing into the gallery on the rail and beating the shit outta fans of the player who sucks out on me in such a fashion..... or beating the dealer's ass artest-style for dealing the shit......

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    Typical donkey play & runner runner suck out from Bite, nothing new to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Typical donkey play & runner runner suck out from Bite, nothing new to see here.
    Wow... I obviously really hurt your feelings in the other thread.
    Sorry, Bobby... but trust me, the sun will still come up tomorrow, pal.
    You'll make it, fella!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4uk4life View Post
    Bite is good like that, he's already won 3 tournaments next week, watched Superbowl 50, and voted for the president in 2024...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
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    Well... CLOSE but no cigar.
    Let's get this right :


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    Emmett was/is a lady killer
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    If you guys want to play Bite , better be ready to play poker , no​t cards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinmiedo View Post
    If you guys want to play Bite , better be ready to play poker , no​t cards.
    Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

    TIA

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

    TIA
    Hey ........i was just stating the truth.
    There are a significant amount of "card player gamblers " that play poker as they were playing black jack.

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    Good call after being put in a pretty tough spot. Most of the time you are crushed there although I don't have knowledge of the table dynamics at the time of the hand other than you mentioning he could have been bluffing. Having said that, I think we've all made moves similar to bites here at some point. Hell, I did it in the Sunday rebuy after a poor read. He obviously got super lucky but.... superuser?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShogunRua View Post
    superuser?
    "How can Centy be so obtuse?"

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    Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol
    It's all Centy has these days, biggie. Well OK... granted the Sterling lawsuit bucked him up a bit, but what if Sterling flip flops yet again and calls the whole thing off? Don't ya think he'll need to drown his sorrows with one of those great new Blake Shelton BBQ pizzas and a ice-cold 2 liter?

    Common man... have a heart... SBR should be like one of those groovy 60's communes where everyone gets along and the SBR office girls spread for everyone.

    PLEASE DON'T JUDGE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

    TIA
    Good luck with that...Had my PM's disabled for this very reason, so I don't have to deal with moronic banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Good luck with that...Had my PM's disabled for this very reason, so I don't have to deal with moronic banter.
    Let's see what bobbo-of-christmas-past had to say about his PM access:

    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I would have gone the pm route, but Lou felt the need to take away my pm's for no valid reason. I'm just updating the status of my loan, so any slow pay & stiff lists can be updated to warn other potential lenders.
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/betpoints/...l#post16342844

    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Since my PM's were taken away for no good reason, please look for my e-mail. Thanks for the quick response & addressing the issue.
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/sportsbook...l#post16597620

    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I didn't conduct any business, in fact I hardly ever used PM's. Please have the appropriate department look into why mine were taken away, thanks.
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...l#post21096222

    ...and about a dozen other examples. We know you're well-versed in making up fantasy lands for yourself where you can actually be a decent poker player, but keep your make-believe to yourself please

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    Nothing make believe about it, my PM's are disabled....Try sending me one, see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol
    mmmm Pizza
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Nothing make believe about it, my PM's are disabled....Try sending me one, see what happens.
    i tried it, wussywaves, they responded with "wussywave's is unavailable at the moment, the ducking coward rear-ended Mr. Auto Donk while repeatedly looking out his rear view mirror!"

    you know the rest, wussywaves:

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    Bite me your Avatar cracks me up. Good choice
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    Quote Originally Posted by pureajb View Post
    Bite me your Avatar cracks me up. Good choice
    careful, Kockn will definitely use this as evidence of his cracker-jack ghost hunting abilities...... that, and dustin' his lame, no-poker-skilzz ass at the poker tables!
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