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    Ducking Pussy Confirmed.....

    I see this fahgit Bobbywaves sitting in the highlest limit omaha table, so i grab a grand and sit down. Yes, the same m f'n bobby waves that has the nerve to talk shit about me. I wait for him to post a blind, and the pussy says, "I wanna flip for 20 a hand." I say, let's play for real, bigmouth...... or let's go to 5-10 nl holdem so you can back up all your big talk, you sorry m.f....... he refuses to play me heads up or any up......... I say, "pussy"........ he says, "yah, i know......."

    moral of the story: bobby waves is a total wuss of a player who talks shit he can't back up, and when given the chance to do so, he will pussy out........... what a weak fck'n joke of a "poker" player...... face it bobby, ur a hoomooo pussy who talks alot of shit you can't back up......... man u suck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I see this fahgit Bobbywaves sitting in the highlest limit omaha table, so i grab a grand and sit down. Yes, the same m f'n bobby waves that has the nerve to talk shit about me. I wait for him to post a blind, and the pussy says, "I wanna flip for 20 a hand." I say, let's play for real, bigmouth...... or let's go to 5-10 nl holdem so you can back up all your big talk, you sorry m.f....... he refuses to play me heads up or any up......... I say, "pussy"........ he says, "yah, i know......."

    moral of the story: bobby waves is a total wuss of a player who talks shit he can't back up, and when given the chance to do so, he will pussy out........... what a weak fck'n joke of a "poker" player...... face it bobby, ur a hoomooo pussy who talks alot of shit you can't back up......... man u suck!
    Dealer: thecentaur has joined the table.
    Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
    bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
    Dealer: Waiting for more players...
    Dealer: bobbywaves is back.
    Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
    Dealer: Waiting for more players...
    thecentaur: I am not rolling over lets play
    bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
    thecentaur: do u want to play? Im not flipping
    bobbywaves: I have rollover
    thecentaur: I dont


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Dealer: thecentaur has joined the table.
    Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
    bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
    Dealer: Waiting for more players...
    Dealer: bobbywaves is back.
    Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
    Dealer: Waiting for more players...
    thecentaur: I am not rolling over lets play
    bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
    thecentaur: do u want to play? Im not flipping
    bobbywaves: I have rollover
    thecentaur: I dont

    that's bobby.... bearded up no talent fahgit won't back up his b.s. smack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I see this fahgit Bobbywaves sitting in the highlest limit omaha table, so i grab a grand and sit down. Yes, the same m f'n bobby waves that has the nerve to talk shit about me. I wait for him to post a blind, and the pussy says, "I wanna flip for 20 a hand." I say, let's play for real, bigmouth...... or let's go to 5-10 nl holdem so you can back up all your big talk, you sorry m.f....... he refuses to play me heads up or any up......... I say, "pussy"........ he says, "yah, i know......."

    moral of the story: bobby waves is a total wuss of a player who talks shit he can't back up, and when given the chance to do so, he will pussy out........... what a weak fck'n joke of a "poker" player...... face it bobby, ur a hoomooo pussy who talks alot of shit you can't back up......... man u suck!
    Not how the conversation went, but then again I wouldn't expect any truth coming from your Donkey mouth. I'll give you something factual though, you & Cent are both getting your asses kicked by Waves:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...te.html?slf=36

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Not how the conversation went, but then again I wouldn't expect any truth coming from your Donkey mouth. I'll give you something factual though, you & Cent are both getting your asses kicked by Waves:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...te.html?slf=36


    I'm right where I want to be, #1 for the Confederates

    I don't want to fight for the union, are you crazy?

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    Union is where the men fight, & we'll be victorious over Confederates again. Mr. General (Cent) Lee, you & your boys fight hard & don't surrender to us again.

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    Making Waves....

    Bobbywaves, that is..... as in making that lying, wuss-outed pussy who's afraid to play me, my motha fuckin' bitch!



    AD

    ps. wussyboy, next update I'll be on that other leaderboard you love to reference so much too, and then u can stick both of those leader boards up your "back into the cash because I'm a pussy" back door!!!

    pss. as you have made me actually give a fck about the poker on this site, I will now totally dismantle your ass, and pass your sorry ass, on the main board, probably before then end of the month as I previously predicted..... again.... FCK OFF!!!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-29-14 at 03:29 PM. Reason: 9 out of 10 sbr players think AD will crush wussywaves!

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    Wow....Donkey boy & Tripe are totally obsessed with Waves, since I'm crushing them both.

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    Bobbywaves still ducking ds and autodonk

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    pussywave's dictionary is a bit skewed, he defines "crushing" as "the act of dodging, avoiding, pussying out and otherwise performing in a cowardly fashion against superior poker players such as tripledbets/LSRJ and Auto Donk".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    pussywave's dictionary is a bit skewed, he defines "crushing" as "the act of dodging, avoiding, pussying out and otherwise performing in a cowardly fashion against superior poker players such as tripledbets/LSRJ and Auto Donk".
    Bobbo has a huge advantage over players like us donk: he doesn't feel the need to based his opinions on facts, therefore he's free to change his definitions of success when he realizes the old one doesn't make him the best, or to convince himself he's accepting all challenges when he's obviously ducking, or that being a timid micro-stakes nit is somehow an accomplishment that couldn't be done better by a computer program or a 10 year old.

    Been gone a few days and a few more (having fun in Vegas playing at stakes bobbo would consider high rolling nosebleeds), I leave it to you, robber and BD to keep up the bobbo beatdown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    Bobbo has a huge advantage over players like us donk
    Congrats Tripe, acceptance is key.

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    Ode to BobbyPussyWaves.....

    this pretty much sums up how it's gonna go for you and your lame-ass nightly leaderboard watching! enjoy, wussywaves!!!!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-30-14 at 11:48 AM. Reason: you about to get run the fck ovahhhh!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Congrats Tripe, acceptance is key.
    Forgot to mention his other advantage: highly selective reading comprehension. While I'm sure it goes a long way to making him feel better about being terrible, it also explains why he can't sit down at a cash table, or at any game that doesn't have 500% overlay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    Forgot to mention his other advantage: highly selective reading comprehension. While I'm sure it goes a long way to making him feel better about being terrible, it also explains why he can't sit down at a cash table, or at any game that doesn't have 500% overlay
    If I'm "terrible" with a 2k+ lead in our challenge, then everyone with a clue knows how bad your poker play is.

    I'll give you & Donkey boy some free advice, it obviously doesn't work trying to put down a player who is outperforming you. That would be like Waves trying to put down Sinmiedo, it doesn't happen. Because unlike you, I have class & know exactly where I rank.

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    ignorance is bliss

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    You're so far behind Donkey, I can't even see you in my rear view mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    If I'm "terrible" with a 2k+ lead in our challenge, then everyone with a clue knows how bad your poker play is.

    I'll give you & Donkey boy some free advice, it obviously doesn't work trying to put down a player who is outperforming you. That would be like Waves trying to put down Sinmiedo, it doesn't happen. Because unlike you, I have class & know exactly where I rank.
    if your so confident of "where you rank", let's do this: me and you, with whatever lead you have as of today, see who finishes the year on top.... me or you.... you have what, a 700-800 lead.... you'll need it. stakes? 5,000 bet points paid by whoever is trailing at 6:00 pm new years eve, 2014 (that's 6:00 e.s.t. on 12-31-14). Since you're the superior player who "knows where you rank," and your obviously "crushing" me to use your terms, this should be an easy, easy wager for you to accept....... accept it here or shut your little pussy ass up.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    You're so far behind Donkey, I can't even see you in my rear view mirror.
    ok, bitch, put your coin where your big gaping whole (mouth, i didn't say "huge gaping hole", ie, ur ass) is...... 5,000 betpoints to be paid by either me or you to the other, if you're ahead at 6pm est on nye, 2014, I pay you, if i'm ahead at that time, you pay me......

    you've got a 750 pt lead, pussywaves......... if you're oh so confident that you're the superior player, this should be a no brainer for you..... like taking candy from a baby...... or, on analogical terms you can understand, this should be as easy as you guzzling your lover Todd's load after a long evening of partying and heavy petting......

    you can accept the bet here, or on the other thread where I set it out......

    Prediction as to the outcome of this challange for BobbyPussyWaves:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-30-14 at 01:42 PM. Reason: I pity the fool pussywaves!!!!

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    I play on my terms, not yours. My annual challenges will start every January 1st, but you're a pussy & didn't sign up for 2014. I currently have 23k at risk on my challenge with Tripe. As much as I would love to accept your donation, I'm responsible & never overextend myself. I'm not Donk, betting 5k when I have 2.4k to my name.

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    How many threads you going to create bringing attention to the fact you're trailing...... my rear view mirror bitch:


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    hey pussyboy, I don't see your acceptance........ is it on the other thread u f'n wussy?!?!

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    Fact of the matter is, you want to make a 5k bet that you don't even have. If I didn't already have 24k at risk with Tripe challenge, I would gladly accept your 5k post up.....as I don't trust broke dikk fukk newbies.

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    I didn't see your acceptance last January bitch, & I doubt we'll see you join this January. You just saved yourself 2.5k, as you're getting beat chump.

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    bobby::coward::ducking::waves:ussy

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    bobby::coward::ducking::waves:ussy
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-30-14 at 06:50 PM. Reason: keep making excuses, wussywaves!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Fact of the matter is, you want to make a 5k bet that you don't even have. If I didn't already have 24k at risk with Tripe challenge, I would gladly accept your 5k post up.....as I don't trust broke dikk fukk newbies.
    tell me where you want it posted, pussywaves!!!! and quit making pathetic excuses u cnt.....

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    bobby::coward::ducking::waves:ussy::excuses

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    bobby::coward::ducking::waves::ex cuses

    bobby::coward::ducking::waves:ussy::excuses

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    Your reading comprehension is as bad as your poker play. I currently have 24k at risk on Tripe challenge, you & DS missed the 2014 boat, which you both would be losing. Next challenge starts in January, participants will need to post up 2,500 in thread titled "2015 annual challenge."

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    challenge starts tonight, unless you're a big pussy.......

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    bobby::coward::ducking::waves:ussy::excuses

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    Donk is not a happy camper right now

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    Starts 1/1/15....unless you're scared again, like you were last January.

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