[daneblazer]

You are playing in the SBR Football Kickoff Classic on Sept 1st.

You have just made several cash outs in the SBR store that cost SBR about $500 and are threatening to make another one if you cash in this tournament.

You just made a thread calling JJ bald and Lou fat. You also have confessed to voting for Obama.

First hand JoJo open shoves from the cut off and you wake up with pocket aces on the button.

Whats your move?

[peppermillrick]

Fold

[BeerDog99]

Definately!

Rigged ^(tm) !!!!

[4uk4life]

Pretend I'm not there and let the software auto kick me after 15 minutes

[Triple_D_Bet]

-Use the BiTeMeUsAdOj hotline (don't ask what the phone is shaped like) to contact bite and have him commence "Operation Tequila Funtime"

-In the SBR War Room in Costa Rica (where JoJo and the rest of the professional SBR shills are playing from), a bottle of tequila is lowered from the ceiling by a string. Everytime JoJo reaches for it, it gets pulled up just out of her reach.

-As JoJo is distracted by the vodka, Darkhat Investigations retrieves the top-secret government control chip recently removed from the body of TheRifleman (who was killed in action during the time-traveling Operation Oblivious Idiot when he was mis-cast as an advisor to the Zulu people during their war against the British).

-Using his Photoshop and general virus knowledge, ProPicker713 is able to hack the chip and send commands to a similar chip in the new JJ's skull (which he received in prison when he ran afoul of the vicious but freedom-loving Rand Paul Gang)

-JJ commandeers the SBR Master Poker server and uses the helpful "How Would You Like To Rig This Game?" wizard to change Hero's cards into two of those escort cards guys hand out on the strip at Vegas.

-After JJ finishes the wizard, he places a call to the Hero to inform him, and then covers himself in barbecue sauce and Twinkies and travels to the Kentucky regional tennis semi-finals. His body is never found.

-After receiving the call from JJ, Hero calls. Flop comes As 4c 8s, but turn and river are both Escort Cards, and Hero wins with quads.

-As a precaution, Mikejam is eliminated (a poisoned guitar pick is left on his doorstep) for knowing too much.

Hero goes on to win tournament and receives the first place prize of 300 betpoints, but loses them trying to roll over.

[daneblazer]

Wow I think Triple D pretty much nailed it

[BeerDog99]

Wow, Triple_D is on his game tonight!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

-Use the BiTeMeUsAdOj hotline (don't ask what the phone is shaped like)

Meh... Manning already gave it to WikiLeaks:

to contact bite and have him commence "Operation Tequila Funtime"

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While I call "O.T.F." to proceed,
I'll imagine JoJo lookin up from her knees.

Cuz with even less teeth,
she'll handle 'the beef'.

With the help of No1here's killer weed!

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[Triple_D_Bet]

Meh... Manning already gave it to WikiLeaks:






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While I call "O.T.F." to proceed,
I'll imagine JoJo lookin up from her knees.

Cuz with even less teeth,
she'll handle 'the beef'.

With the help of No1here's killer weed!

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After JoJos next "Winners and Losers",
There's a good chance that Bite might confuse her;
After no1here's plants,
Comes the dance with no pants,
Then it's all about "Wieners and Boozers"

[daneblazer]

I think some of you should read this thread carefully. Compliment Shari from time to time and be nice to JJ, Loshak & Lou. You'll go places.