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    This is the stuff legends are made of

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hankwins View Post
    i just can't wrap my mind around an empty fridge and 55 cans of soup.
    Fat people who eat out and order pizza/chinese/mcdonalds all day have empty fridges.

    Riddle solved.

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    way to rip off tuff fish
    real original


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    Rageee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nomeansno View Post
    way to rip off tuff fish
    real original

    ahhh man party poker. Miss that software

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    I'm calling an animal welfare group on you that isn't right. I am trying to get through the day but can't get my mind off that poor cat imprisoned by an abusive transvestite psycho. I'm sipping my coffee, stretching for my morning run, but the plight of that poor cat weighs heavily on my heart

    PS:Why were you showing my avatar i didn't have anything to do with that fiasco?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    I'm calling an animal welfare group on you that isn't right. I am trying to get through the day but can't get my mind off that poor cat imprisoned by an abusive transvestite psycho. I'm sipping my coffee, stretching for my morning run, but the plight of that poor cat weighs heavily on my heart

    PS:Why were you showing my avatar i didn't have anything to do with that fiasco?
    Morning run

    You haven't been off the couch or out of bed in years

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    Emily going for poster of the month.

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    dunno how i didn't see this till now

    unreal

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    This video explains a lot...thanks

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    middle flush with A7 low is not a very strong hand in omaha 8. you played it completely wrong. you deserve to get felted playing like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    middle flush with A7 low is not a very strong hand in omaha 8. you played it completely wrong. you deserve to get felted playing like that.
    BTW, I did get it all in with the best hand and even had a shitty low just in case.

    I guess you would have just folded a J high flush to the all in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    BTW, I did get it all in with the best hand and even had a shitty low just in case.

    I guess you would have just folded a J high flush to the all in.
    i have folded much better than J high flush in omaha 8. you dont call an all in with 2 other players unless you have 1st or 2nd nut for the hi or lo in 8 or better.

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    If it wasn't 10 below outside, Haines cat wouldve run away a long time ago.

    Do you blame the cat when you run out of soup?

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    To help get you back in the game Emily...

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    Untied gave LVHerbie 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Herbie those look good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    To help get you back in the game Emily...


    Thats not even the chunky soup...Haines is particular

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    I hope he has some crackers for that soup!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    i have folded much better than J high flush in omaha 8. you dont call an all in with 2 other players unless you have 1st or 2nd nut for the hi or lo in 8 or better.
    No one spreads a NL O8 game so you can quit pretending like your an expert with 1000's of hours of experience.

  20. #55
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    And by crackers I mean White people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Cat didn't budge.

    My dog (he's in doggie heaven now, but when he was alive) would've shit his pants if I went on that way in front of him.
    Your dog wears pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    No one spreads a NL O8 game so you can quit pretending like your an expert with 1000's of hours of experience.
    not an expert, but i have logged 1,000's of hours of 8 or better via pokerstars from 2004-2011.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    No one spreads a NL O8 game so you can quit pretending like your an expert with 1000's of hours of experience.
    Hey Tranny stop telling anyone anything when you are on here posting your bullshit air bets and getting pissed about losing fukking points u brokedikk fukk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    not an expert, but i have logged 1,000's of hours of 8 or better via pokerstars from 2004-2011.
    It was limit and PL

    Lot harder when everyone at the table is a maniac and frequently bet 80 into a 12 pot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    It was limit and PL

    Lot harder when everyone at the table is a maniac and frequently bet 80 into a 12 pot.
    Tranny whats your new years resolution ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeys2012 View Post
    Tranny whats your new years resolution ?
    To find where you live and shit in your yard.

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    Emily, I'm here listening to Led Zeppelin and slamming my head off the wall.

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    Pay to attention to Donkeyballs, he just wants your attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    To find where you live and shit in your yard.

    How is the a new years resolution ?

    Seems like that should have been this years feat.

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    No attention that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Pay to attention to Donkeyballs, he just wants your attention.
    You must be Haines new Man you follow it around with like a puppy dog trying to protect it.

    Not suprising coming from a Bostonian.

  32. #67
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    Emily Haines you seriously need to get out more and get laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsguy04 View Post
    Emily Haines you seriously need to get out more and get laid.
    fuk women

    sbr is my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    fuk women

    sbr is my life
    Thats obvious that SBR is all you have.

    What are you going to do when the nut house blocks SBR from your internet access ?

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    i remember that hand. BD,

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