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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug View Post
    I'd say their job is to alert you.

    You'd need at least a dozen to attack a man.
    I agree 100% with everything u said here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    Here's Dante
    Nice! I love dogs! I was just making a point, or asking a question.

    What is that toy on the ground? Looks like a giraffe cheetah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    Thats why I showed you that Dante isn't ugly
    i disagree

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    My Insane Exwife had a shit load of mini doberman pincher's and everytime I dropped of the alimony $ to her,, them little fukkers would bite the living shit outta my ankles and shins......

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    thats a giraffe I guess. He has a basket full of little toys. He takes his aggression out on them. He'll get one in his mouth & sling the fuk out of it!

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    fuk you stealthy! That dogs cooler than you! & loves TV land

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    whatever, if being cool means sitting on you're lap, then no thanx!

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    My ex GF's brother has a min pin. I was drunk one night fukin with it & the fuker bit me in the lip! I jumped back & he did to, his sharp ass tooth ripped my lip fukin open. I had to get goddamn stitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    thats a giraffe I guess. He has a basket full of little toys. He takes his aggression out on them. He'll get one in his mouth & sling the fuk out of it!
    If that little ****er did not take his aggression out on the little giraffe, do you think he would attack people's ankles from behind?

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    I think my 12 lb housecat would take a Chihuahua.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    My ex GF's brother has a min pin. I was drunk one night fukin with it & the fuker bit me in the lip! I jumped back & he did to, his sharp ass tooth ripped my lip fukin open. I had to get goddamn stitches


    I know them little fukks are brutal.......Just imagine 8 of them little bastards nipping at you from all angles.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    and here's my cat, Little Puss!
    She's SHARP!
    your pussy looks hairy from behind!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by hoopster42 View Post
    your pussy looks hairy from behind!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug View Post
    I think my 12 lb housecat would take a Chihuahua.
    Any cat can take any chihuahua. No contest.

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    she is. Sheds like a motherfuker in the summer

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    my cats a bitch. The little dog doesn't fuk with her, she'd just as soon slap the shit out of you as look at ya!

    But she line shops while I sleep

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    See... that proves that chihuahuas are not dangerous.

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    They are only in numbers though...............

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    that proves nothing. It proves mine isn't.

    That's like saying all women are bitches because your wife is. Even breeds of dogs are products of their environment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    They are only in numbers though...............
    That only happens in cartoons.

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    you probably coddled it too much, and now its a little bitch.

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    Ain't that the truth.................

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    that proves nothing. It proves mine isn't.

    That's like saying all women are bitches because your wife is. Even breeds of dogs are products of their environment.
    You already said that your chihuahua is a pussy that wont **** with your cat.

    What kinda dog doesnt like to chase the fuk outta cats?

    Your cat owns the house, your chihuahua is a puss. that answers my question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    My Insane Exwife had a shit load of mini doberman pincher's and everytime I dropped of the alimony $ to her,, them little fukkers would bite the living shit outta my ankles and shins......
    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    My ex GF's brother has a min pin. I was drunk one night fukin with it & the fuker bit me in the lip! I jumped back & he did to, his sharp ass tooth ripped my lip fukin open. I had to get goddamn stitches
    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    I know them little fukks are brutal.......Just imagine 8 of them little bastards nipping at you from all angles.............
    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    That only happens in cartoons.
    WHAT??? you thought I was bullshitting? Fukk no I was dead serious...................

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    My mom is mostly to blame. I bought the dog for a GF. She wanted a chihuahua & I didn't. Had never had a little dog & wasn't going to start now, but she got her fukin way so I bought the dog. We got him as a pup, as soon as he was weened off the teet. He would almost fit in your hand. Long story short, about 4 months later we went on vacation & I had my mom keep him. My mom is the worlds biggest animal lover. We were gone a week & mom wanted to keep him a little longer.

    We ended up getting into a huge fight when we got back & broke up. But mom kept the bitches dog

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    My parents have a min pin. I love that little ****er. He's thick as fuk. Doesnt take shit from noone. Good guard dog he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    You already said that your chihuahua is a pussy that wont **** with your cat.

    What kinda dog doesnt like to chase the fuk outta cats?

    Your cat owns the house, your chihuahua is a puss. that answers my question.
    The kinda dog that is half the size of the mean ass cat!

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    My ex GF's brothers min pin is just about like Dante. Maybe a little bigger, but hes not mean per say. He bit me because I was drunk & in his face fukin with him, thats the only reason. I'd say Dante would do the same thing to someone, but I don't let anyone fuk with him

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    my mom had a mini rat terrier, it would never stop trying to nibble on peoples fingers & toes when it was a pup. then it grew up but didn't grow out of the habit. that little fukkers had sharp little teeth. she tried everything to train it but nothing. finally, she got the dog a psychiatric evalaution that cost over $3000

    could never fix the little fukk, so she had to give it away, now it lives happily with a family with small kids, and bites no one

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    A lot of dogs are scared of cats. Cats are vicious and fvkk with a dog's head. I have a Lab and she runs back in the house and growls from the door when the neighbour's cat gets into my yard.

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    I remember when I was a kid, my great aunt had a little bulldog. and that fuker was the most pestering SOB ever. I hated it, it wanted to jump at you & slobber all over you constantly!

    and that was my whole idea of small dogs, just the thought of that fukin bulldog. hated it! I had always had outside dogs, big labs & border collies & australian healers

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    A lot of dogs are scared of cats. Cats are vicious and fvkk with a dog's head. I have a Lab and she runs back in the house and growls from the door when the neighbour's cat gets into my yard.
    I have a big border collie in the fenced in front yard. She is huge & very playful. If I let the cat out the front door that collie runs under the deck

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