[funnyb25]

I post this thread for a couple reasons....

1 being that I think it would be fun for all to ask questions to each other and get a ton of different answers

2 being I had 2 interesting experiences already today and it is only 10:45am

This chick I have seen a couple times sent me a text reading "Will you come on me tonight?"

I didn't respond until she sent the next text 20 minutes later saying "I meant come TO me tonight"

Let's get one thing clear...she meant come ON me and was scared that i didn't respond so she tried to correct herself. Didn't work.

I responded with, "i will come on you yes"

Question is....did i do the right thing here?


Second situation is my buddy called me asking for relationship advice and if he should ask this girl to marry her or not?

Answer: Look at her mother. That will be her in 30 years...do you want that?

Response: Phuck

Go ahead

[Seaweed]

I post this thread for a couple reasons....

1 being that I think it would be fun for all to ask questions to each other and get a ton of different answers

2 being I had 2 interesting experiences already today and it is only 10:45am

This chick I have seen a couple times sent me a text reading "Will you come on me tonight?"

I didn't respond until she sent the next text 20 minutes later saying "I meant come TO me tonight"

Let's get one thing clear...she meant come ON me and was scared that i didn't respond so she tried to correct herself. Didn't work.

I responded with, "i will come on you yes"

Question is....did i do the right thing here?


Second situation is my buddy called me asking for relationship advice and if he should ask this girl to marry her or not?

Answer: Look at her mother. That will be her in 30 years...do you want that?

Response: Phuck

Go ahead

Daughters dont always turn out like their mothers

[funnyb25]

Daughters dont always turn out like their mothers

Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

But 95% of the time these statements are true

I love you tho bro

[DwightShrute]

You handled the first situation like a pro. Kudos.

second situation. Tell your buddy to text his girl your same text.

[funnyb25]

You handled the first situation like a pro. Kudos.

second situation. Tell your buddy to text his girl your same text.

Epic

[USCPHILLYGUY]

why pick a shitty state run university when just 13 miles away you could have went to an amazing private university

#fighton

[Seaweed]

Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

But 95% of the time these statements are true

I love you tho bro

4-0 on last 4 warnings

[funnyb25]

why pick a shitty state run university when just 13 miles away you could have went to an amazing private university

#fighton

Because in high school I got offered a scholarship to UCLA and I was a minority. I used my ex girlfriends name to get in...her last name was Sun Kim

[Seaweed]

Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

But 95% of the time these statements are true

I love you tho bro

Personality or physically?

[funnyb25]

Personality or physically?

Whichever you prefer, or both.

[gauchojake]

Do you have a job?

[funnyb25]

Do you have a job?

Job no

Career Yes

[Smoke]

Have you ever been to a gloryhole?

[slayer14]

What happen to your wife funny

[gauchojake]

Have you ever been to Aaron Brothers and if so have you purchased anything?

[funnyb25]

Have you ever been to a gloryhole?

twice

[funnyb25]

What happen to your wife funny

never had a wife, But she is good

[funnyb25]

Have you ever been to Aaron Brothers and if so have you purchased anything?

Ya man... got picture frames for me and the wife

[BetweenHerCheeks]

funny, i woulda gone with "yes, I will come in your ass"

[funnyb25]

funny, i woulda gone with "yes, I will come in your ass"

My mid had already thought of that 18 times

too soon tho...

maybe tomorrow?

[bhoor]

You spent time in prison, what was for?

[gauchojake]

You spent time in prison, what was for?

Funny answer the question

[funnyb25]

No prison for me

[kidcudi92]

i thought you had a gf or something gay like that