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    jjgold
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    Never Tell Anyone You Bet Sports

    It is a no nonin society

    Keep it to yourself or of course message boards

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    My mom thinks I win, so it works. Instead of me having to work.

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    Coach speaking truth. Once you do, that all people ever want to talk to you about. Especially people who don't bet.

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    jjgold
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    Yes

    I broke the rule a few times and paid price

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    b1slickguy
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    What about wagering on politics and award shows?

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    Sports betting sucks. I'm going back to horse racing. Can still bet in my underwear.

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    Mums the word.

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    Betting is normal over here JJ,where else are you going to go where you have Bookies on street corners like their corner shops. Any British Cappers will tell you.

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    Gold people look at you as a unstable loose cannon if you tell them you bet sports

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Betting is normal over here JJ,where else are you going to go where you have Bookies on street corners like their corner shops. Any British Cappers will tell you.
    Cheers mate

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    So it's like Fight Club?

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    jjgold
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    Yes


    Maybe Europe its more accepted

    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Gold people look at you as a unstable loose cannon if you tell them you bet sports

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    Especially women. Never tell women.

    But if you tell women you do coke... that's ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Especially women. Never tell women.

    But if you tell women you do coke... that's ok.
    Lol! Friggin chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Especially women. Never tell women.

    But if you tell women you do coke... that's ok.


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    bitches are broke, their opinion is meaningless

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    ThePringler
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It is a no nonin society

    Keep it to yourself or of course message boards
    Preach it jj.

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    Only speak this among other degenerate sports gamblers should be the unwritten law.. Only we understand and truly accept this madness!!!

    March Madness that is.. Soon to come!!! ...

    .

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    True JJ. Only if you know they are also gamblers.

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    Ask Joe's who will win. Fade them

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Especially women. Never tell women.

    But if you tell women you do coke... that's ok.
    It's OK to tell a woman if she's Asian. Gambling is more accepted in their culture.

    As far as Americans, if I get backed into a corner and anyone asks me if I bet sports I always tell them "I've bet sports but I always seem to lose" and leave it at that. It's the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    It's OK to tell a woman if she's Asian. Gambling is more accepted in their culture.

    As far as Americans, if I get backed into a corner and anyone asks me if I bet sports I always tell them "I've bet sports but I always seem to lose" and leave it at that. It's the truth.
    True Asians love to gamble.. Women are generally submissive also..

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    It's OK to tell a woman if she's Asian. Gambling is more accepted in their culture.

    As far as Americans, if I get backed into a corner and anyone asks me if I bet sports I always tell them "I've bet sports but I always seem to lose" and leave it at that. It's the truth.
    Quant...is that your girl in the avatar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Quant...is that your girl in the avatar?
    No. That's a screen cap of a girl at a Washington Huskies football game last fall.

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    without over dramatizing the moment, simple message but seriously the best advise in 20 yrs of forums

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    casinos full of female gamblers

    seeing is believing

    lonely slot mavens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    casinos full of female gamblers

    seeing is believing

    lonely slot mavens.
    Yep all senior citizens that took the discount tour bus as a group up to Vegas..All on the nickel slots. ..

    If I ever met a hot female gambler she better be winning and not losing on a regular basis.. Nothing worse then trying to support a losing lying female gambler...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Especially women. Never tell women.

    But if you tell women you do coke... that's ok.
    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post

    Lol! Friggin chicks.
    That's why it's so funny. Numerous girls I've met 5+ years ago... the subject of sports wagering comes up... they look at you like you're fukking weird... a disease... what really do you do??? Hey... let's change the subject.... you want to do a line? (Eyes light up) um OK!

    I don't get it.


    And the girls who do understand what you do.... which is really slim. They are actually more crazy than you! We can't have that either. That won't work.

    So it's best to shut up

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    In my experience, women are more receptive to poker players than sports bettors.

    So, if you have to shoot your mouth off to them, tell them you enjoy playing poker - and then ease them into the fact you're a sports gambler, after you've given them the best orgasm or two in their life.

    Guys, it's all about manipulating ladies through their clitorises.
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    Had an Asian girl learn poker with me on the fly in AC. They don't give a shit. Well not so much learn, as piss off everyone at the table and dump chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    In my experience, women are more receptive to poker players than sports bettors.

    So, if you have to shoot your mouth off to them, tell them you enjoy playing poker - and then ease them into the fact you're a sports gambler, after you've given them the best orgasm or two in their life.

    Guys, it's all about manipulating ladies through their clitorises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Gold people look at you as a unstable loose cannon if you tell them you bet sports

    Yeah but bright side is... then you could become president.

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    Yes Poker seems different even though those clowns more broke than sports bettors

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    In my experience, women are more receptive to poker players than sports bettors.

    So, if you have to shoot your mouth off to them, tell them you enjoy playing poker - and then ease them into the fact you're a sports gambler, after you've given them the best orgasm or two in their life.

    Guys, it's all about manipulating ladies through their clitorises.

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    JJ

    are you a PRO clitoris manipulator ?

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    I think if you are a good gambler and have a ton of money you can tell anyone you gamble sports.. It's like this - "yeah I'm a professional sports gambler and I've been doing it for years and years.. Look at my big house and new car." That's usually socially acceptable...

    If you are shitty gambler and broke best to keep it under wraps at all times... My take..

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