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    I am going on a date with a hot 22 year old

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    JJ, post a Valentine's Day video. Do it, pal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I am going on a date with a hot 22 year old

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    Happy v day

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Thats about right

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post

    That is a good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing

    very very sad day for me

    never ever celebrated it no lie

    Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

    I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

    embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit
    Jj. Have you checked the voltage on ur shaftmaster? To many volts mite be a comee shot killer. Just saying.

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    Jj i wouldnt worry about valentines day to much. I work all day and proly wont feel like chasing pussyyy at midnite. I sent $100 to a hot cam girl. Who i know will put out for me if i travel 500 miles. But thats ok. Also. Just kept my cammy happy. Locally nada today aint gonna happen just based on energy levels. Happy valentines day jj.

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    Johnny decided to go out and FUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I am going on a date with a hot 22 year old
    what's his name and how much did you have to pay him?

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    STRUCK OUT

    2 chicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    STRUCK OUT

    2 chicks
    You sound surprised??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    STRUCK OUT

    2 chicks
    keep throwing that hook in the water...sooner or later pal..sooner or later...meantime..wackaway..wackaway!!!

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    its possible that jjgold is an eunuch ... cant say for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    its possible that jjgold is an eunuch ... cant say for sure

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    I don't even know what that is fuk acorns

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I don't even know what that is fuk acorns
    reach down between your legs and, right beneath that tiny rooster of yours, try to grab two relativley round things in a sack called "nuts," "balls", "family jewels," etc....

    when you don't find em, and notice you have none, you are a eunuch.....

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