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    ATTENTION: Opie1988, check in

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    Phillyguy, I can't stop laughing

    jason Garrett the ginga ninja

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Phillyguy, I can't stop laughing

    jason Garrett the ginga ninja
    Stealthy I have tears in my eyes

    Stealthy cant wait to give you a big hug (non homo)

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    Fukk you bitches.

    Get ready to catch these hands in a few weeks motherfukkers.

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    Jerry Jones

    This is proof that God exists, bad things do happen to bad people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Fukk you bitches.

    Get ready to catch these hands in a few weeks motherfukkers.
    Hope your hands are better than Butler's


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    lol cowboys always choke. Nothing new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    lol cowboys always choke. Nothing new.
    You're right, shitty team, shitty franchise, shitty fan base

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    Odds Opie is QUIETER than Bobby Waves was at last bash

    -800

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    You fukers can go stick your dikk in an ant-bed

    Cowboys for life
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Odds Opie is QUIETER than Bobby Waves was at last bash

    -800
    Hammer it

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    meanwhile eagles playing whack-a-mole at Dave & Busters................

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Jerry Jones

    This is proof that God exists, bad things do happen to bad people.
    Can't wait for Trump to throw your Mexican ass out of my country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Can't wait for Trump to throw your Mexican ass out of my country.
    I guess the Cowboys won't be visiting the White House this year, again

    Jerry Jones ordering consolation whores for him and his sons

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    meanwhile eagles playing whack-a-mole at Dave & Busters................
    sweep stay in your lane Pal.....this is not an eagles bashing thread

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    For real though, who really expected the Cowboys to win a playoff game? honestly

    overrated media darlings every year

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    Great game. Feel bad for veteran stud like Witten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    I guess the Cowboys won't be visiting the White House this year, again

    Jerry Jones ordering consolation whores for him and his sons
    cowboys not at White House since Nixon Administration

    America's Team

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    sweep stay in your lane Pal.....this is not an eagles bashing thread
    Every thread is an Eagles bashing thread.

    Arent you about due for a "If I don't get more attention, I'm leaving the forum" thread?

    Been a a few months...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    For real though, who really expected the Cowboys to win a playoff game? honestly

    overrated media darlings every year
    13-3, got beat by last min field goal...

    yeah, real overrated

    Hi, i'm earth, have we met

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    Texas

    Cowboys

    Overgrown Oompa Loompa

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    God hates gay & midget Mexicans. FACT
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Texas

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    Overgrown Oompa Loompa

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    Don't see no horns

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    Broke bitches sitting on the couch eating Doritos talking shit

    Next thread will post about room sharing and crying over $6 rides

    Cannot make this shit up

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    Wonder if Zeke is still hungry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    God hates gay & midget Mexicans. FACT
    God also hates the Cowboys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    Broke bitches sitting on the coach eating Doritos talking shit

    Next thread will post about room sharing and crying over $6 rides

    Cannot make this shit up
    Fire I have a patent pending on that line

    Fire you'll be hearing from my attorney

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post



    Wonder if Zeke is still hungry...

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    And the award for best comedy goes to.....


    ....the 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys.

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    great thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    God also hates the Cowboys

    God also hates closet homos

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