Girth where it counts
Huge balls
Very witty, funny and intelligent
Not bad at guitar/playing rock
I look sexy, I eat right, I work out
Very good poker player
Can party w the best of them
I smell delicious
I can make a nice chicken breast
No attachments - no kids
Very well to do family, very well to do friends
I only crap my pants once or twice a week
I'm a lot of fun at parties
I like Guinness and Goose