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    reigle9
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Haha well said
    Why do you guys hate him?

    He's just a dude having fun on the internet. Who cares.

    At least he posts vids of what he's doing. There's 100 people here that try to act big time when there's 0% chance they don't live with their mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by triplecrown333 View Post
    we want titties

  3. #38
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    nobody likes automan

    He is good looking, has cash and is cocky kind of like Opie

    We want to knock his block off

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    Why do you guys hate him?
    I can't speak for others, I can only speak on my own experience with Donkey: He stiffed 5k on our poker bet, creates childish threads, & trolls people:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html

    Guy likes to brag about cash & trips, when he's a no show at last Bash. What professional "lawyer" has the time to troll a forum, talks like he does, & feels the need to stiff 5k betpoints? An unethical lawyer.

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    He done a lot for the SBR forum over the years has Auto Donk

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    Why short stack the buy-in donk? Shorted yourself potentially

  7. #42
    manny24
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    good vid how is the buffet?

  8. #43
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    for you Donk. GREAT Tommy Lee Jones movie.


  9. #44
    Richkas
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    Coach this guys pissed at you

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    Fuk him Richie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    Coach this guys pissed at you
    Richie

    big day betting wise

    You've been on a little losing streak

    We need a bounce back video

    hit today strong

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    I am a gambler not into internet fighting

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Why short stack the buy-in donk? Shorted yourself potentially
    STFU methhead

    If you can ever afford to go on a cruise and play poker, then you ask a question, until then go back to being a junkie

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    Donk fired up after his win!

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    Auto Donk
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    finaly coming up for air.... royal caribbean shut down the casino about an hour ago.... took another 500 off several of the euros on board..... be in port in a few hours.....

    tnry went south due to two sbr like bad beats/horrible calls by players chasing, both of them hit after calling the turn for a good chunk of their chips.... will detail in poker thread later on how the hands went down.....

    will be interesting to hear the insight of of the sbr poker gang....

    guy who took me out was a professional from brazile who called my aq shove after becoming short stacked due to another river suckout; he called with with 89 vs my aq, flops the nut strt with 567 hitting the board.....

    mother fukker didn't know a word of english.... was so pissed I didn't even stay to pick up my couple hundred bucks of chump change for placing in the twenties.....

    guy raised under the gun to 2 1/2 the blinds, I come over the top and it will cost him a quarter of his f'n chips (he was pretty big stacked, but not overwhelmingly) to call with the 89 dims.....

    f'n south american punk.....

    back in htown tomorrow.....

    start training hard for the Bash, rougly a month and a half away, and I will be ready to deal with JJ, Waves, or anyone else who wants to take a shot at me....

    happy boy, any time.... you know where to find me....

    Dock 18 at Port Lauderdale.... you know what I look like; i'll be wearing jeans, white long sleeve shirt, and sporting a mad-on.....

    get off the boat around 10:30...... Be glad to deal with your right then and there.....

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    wheres the pics ?

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    Lucky Happy Boy working today

    This mother fukker would of busted him
    Up

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol

    MMA... Donk v. JJ

    Donk -2500

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    Sammy we love these internet keyboard warriors

    Sammy you know how tough I am when angry

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    Sammy knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sammy we love these internet keyboard warriors

    Sammy you know how tough I am when angry
    stfu JJ, youve been pumped in the ass with so much spunk, seriously, have you ever taken a shit and NOT had to flush twice?

  22. #57
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    oh Donk..we in high school.. you wanted me to go to the port with a sign so you can confront me and then what?? what would you do son?? run?? try to act like its just an act?? dude this is the last statement ill make towards you...keep doing vids..keep showing how great life is..keep trying to impress ... seen the act before..dont care..not impressed and we may very well will run into each other one day.hope so..that would be nice but for now...not impressed

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    Happy Boy go pound this guy

    Guy flashes $1500 and thinks he is big time

    Next he will tell us he benches 450

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    Happy draw us a picture of you KO'ing Donk, with his huge cawk laying flaccidly across his own face... And JJ standing behind a tree with his fully erect 2" cawk in his hand

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    guys wanting to fight over a message board, unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    guys wanting to fight over a message board, unreal
    next good post you have should be framed and put in your lock box because it will be an original

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    next good post you have should be framed and put in your lock box because it will be an original

  28. #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Happy draw us a picture of you KO'ing Donk, with his huge cawk laying flaccidly across his own face... And JJ standing behind a tree with his fully erect 2" cawk in his hand
    hee hee hee.. guy doesnt know what I can do with a pencil..keeps fukng with me he may not like the drawing..my patience is running out kraken..lol

  29. #64
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    Donker!

  30. #65
    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    dude this is the last statement ill make towards you...
    good, now keep your tail tucked, and I won't have to see that pathetic avatar or your sorry ass in any of my threads.....

    if you had showed ida beat the fuk outta you....

    we both know that.....

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    I called Happy Boy to calm him down

  32. #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I called Happy Boy to calm him down
    let me guess, when you and happy fahg need to "calm down," you gather yourselves up and 69,..... and since you're both so tiny, it looks like two lesbians gnawing on each others clits......

    or do you each teabag the other, rolling each others sacks around in your respective mouths, in a slow counter clockwise motion, to sooth your tiny nuts after being treated like bitches day in and day out......

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    donker whats going on here? Non pro founders now taking shots at you

    some take longer to warm up to donker......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    let me guess, when you and happy fahg need to "calm down," you gather yourselves up and 69,..... and since you're both so tiny, it looks like two lesbians gnawing on each others clits......

    or do you each teabag the other, rolling each others sacks around in your respective mouths, in a slow counter clockwise motion, to sooth your tiny nuts after being treated like bitches day in and day out......
    you talk tough

    I have you number 1 here in that category

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    Who knew Brad Garrett posted on SBR?

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