1. 12-05-16 01:35 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I'll throw my name in the hat

    Accomplishments include: Buried Opie, Buried Brooks, WINNING, almost got clean
    Bitch, please.

    I took pity on your ass after I humiliated both you and your boyfriend Coochy and then ran his dumbass out of here.

    You see…when you actually truly BURY a motherfukker like I did Coochy …they're gone for good. Never to be seen again. Crying to the female mods to permanently ban their account

    Now go march in one of your gay pride parades while you wait for the next Amazon trash truck flea market to open up.
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  2. 12-05-16 01:44 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    diggie

    you know her ?
    Not yet.

    Working on it Sammy.




    Donker, she's Cuban.
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  3. 12-05-16 01:49 PM #38
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  4. 12-05-16 02:46 PM #39
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    JJ gold has 400,000 post. enough said. Who else would post around the clock? its called love for a forum over love for women
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  5. 12-05-16 02:49 PM #40
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    no joke... once a few yrs back

    someone posted proof that jjgold made at least one post per hour for 28 hrs straight
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  6. 12-05-16 02:51 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    no joke... once a few yrs back

    someone posted proof that jjgold made at least one post per hour for 28 hrs straight

    It is an elite and highly trained team of professionals.
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  7. 12-05-16 02:51 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Not yet.

    Working on it Sammy.




    Donker, she's Cuban.
    i could tell she was from somewhere "jaded", as she moved with hte sensuality of a cheap street hooker.... the kind that just wanna grab and proceed with a "jerky jerky hurry up and ***" mentality.....

    we all know the type.... usually sexually abused as kids, hate men, want to hurry and "bounce bounce bounce be done with it...."

    this babe reminds me of the mexican sandwhich I had served up to me in nuevo laredo..... wanted as much money for as little time possible.....

    astute as I was, it went from $200 each for the two of them plus the room ($420 total) to $35 for the both of them and $15 for the room.... $50 total for the sammich, and their desire for five minutes and done turned into 45 minutes and me having to force them into some bisexual action with each other to even think about getting a nut, they lacked so severly in the sensuality department.....

    nice bod on the cuban is about the only good I see in her routine.....
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  8. 12-05-16 02:52 PM #43
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    jj is SBR's workhorse... Like Earl Campbell was for Houston
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  9. 12-05-16 02:54 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    It is an elite and highly trained team of professionals.
    ineed, they moved up in the world, from SBR to the NY Times political polling department
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  10. 12-05-16 02:57 PM #45
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    StevieK!!
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  11. 12-05-16 02:59 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Bitch, please.

    I took pity on your ass after I humiliated both you and your boyfriend Coochy and then ran his dumbass out of here.

    You see…when you actually truly BURY a motherfukker like I did Coochy …they're gone for good. Never to be seen again. Crying to the female mods to permanently ban their account

    Now go march in one of your gay pride parades while you wait for the next Amazon trash truck flea market to open up.


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  12. 12-05-16 03:08 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i could tell she was from somewhere "jaded", as she moved with hte sensuality of a cheap street hooker.... the kind that just wanna grab and proceed with a "jerky jerky hurry up and ***" mentality.....

    we all know the type.... usually sexually abused as kids, hate men, want to hurry and "bounce bounce bounce be done with it...."

    this babe reminds me of the mexican sandwhich I had served up to me in nuevo laredo..... wanted as much money for as little time possible.....

    astute as I was, it went from $200 each for the two of them plus the room ($420 total) to $35 for the both of them and $15 for the room.... $50 total for the sammich, and their desire for five minutes and done turned into 45 minutes and me having to force them into some bisexual action with each other to even think about getting a nut, they lacked so severly in the sensuality department.....

    nice bod on the cuban is about the only good I see in her routine.....
    You just described in great detail why I have never paid for it, and likely never will. It never is as good as a hottie that loves sex and wants to be with you. p2p cannot do that.
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  13. 12-05-16 03:30 PM #48
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    Ive tried to be polite & patient about this.
    Wheres my fukkin badge Opie?
    How many times do I have to ask.
    You got your stinkin' badge, this is unfukinacceptable
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  14. 12-05-16 03:30 PM #49
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    self promotion will hurt your rating
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    JJ I mentioned it once... this will be the last. I am relatively new here, I get that.

    So if this POTY is a real thing bestowed by you... you know the right thing to do. There is ONE individual that is going to make all of our lives better as history will record. Time to cut from the usual criteria and jump out of the box. You know what I am saying... have the courage my man!!
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  16. 12-05-16 04:02 PM #51
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    tweet to trump that he might not get the POTY award, he'll go off on all of us, say we're terrible, a disaster, and demand that he get it.....

    he'll be in here five or six hours a day like the rest of us
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  17. 12-05-16 04:18 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    tweet to trump that he might not get the POTY award, he'll go off on all of us, say we're terrible, a disaster, and demand that he get it.....

    he'll be in here five or six hours a day like the rest of us
    5 or 6 hours a day? Slacker....
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  18. 12-05-16 04:30 PM #53
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    Just pick someone who is banged up
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  19. 12-05-16 04:35 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    tweet to trump that he might not get the POTY award, he'll go off on all of us, say we're terrible, a disaster, and demand that he get it.....

    he'll be in here five or six hours a day like the rest of us
    So what would be the downside?
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  20. 12-05-16 04:36 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsfan9698 View Post
    So what would be the downside?
    none

    and i'd probably land a cabinet position out of the deal

    Head of Pussy Grabbin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    none

    and i'd probably land a cabinet position out of the deal

    Head of Pussy Grabbin'
    You might have to fight with me for that appointment, but it's all good.

    Donald for POTY!!!
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  22. 12-05-16 04:49 PM #57
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    Donk gotta be the sadest man ive ever met. Only thing he got going for him is his wifes , which he cant seem to stop talking about. You must live a wondeful life.

    Give it to donk he needs something in his life to compensate his lonliness
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  23. 12-05-16 04:59 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsfan9698 View Post
    You might have to fight with me for that appointment, but it's all good.

    Donald for POTY!!!
    Couple of SBR boys hangin' with the naked Trump while sportsfan in on his knees zooming in with his lips.

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  24. 12-05-16 05:10 PM #59
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    Biggie you think Automan made up character ?
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  25. 12-05-16 06:39 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Biggie you think Automan made up character ?
    Really couldnt care less.
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  26. 12-05-16 07:00 PM #61
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    Yeh

    I was going to fight him but I do not think he exists

    For all I know he lives in Bolivia 🇧🇴
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  27. 12-05-16 07:24 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yeh

    I was going to fight him but I do not think he exists

    For all I know he lives in Bolivia 
    get your shifts right, dumbass....

    the ass beating you take will be very real

    your doctor's bill will exist.....

    biggie is like the fat guy named "tiny"....
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  28. 12-05-16 07:24 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    self promotion will hurt your rating

    Ya this is kinda like burying someone. You cant call the burial it must come from someone else
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  29. 12-05-16 08:11 PM #64
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    Biggie Is 6-3, 295
    A monster

    Fight odds posted

    Biggie -440
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  30. 12-05-16 09:20 PM #65
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    Give it to JJ,this place is his life.
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  31. 12-05-16 09:47 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    in my defense, and under the theory of a trophy is in large part how it is taken, that looks like a high fenced protein jacked deer.....

    my wall hangers all come from low-fenced, 4500 acre plus ranches, all natural browse.....

    I know a penned deer -- as I consider any high fenced buck to be -- when I see one.....

    a low-fenced 150 class deer beats a 200 b&c high fenced buck any day of the week in my book......

    don't get me wrong, i'd accept an invite to a high-fenced ranch, and shoot such a deer.... it would never, however, rank high on my ladder of trophies.....

    not much thrill or accompllishment shooting a deer you watch grow up, and finally decide to kill.... not much different than shooting cattle......
    No it was killed at my uncles ranch in mcallen texas. The one in kerr county is the hunting ranch. It is free range but it is family tradition to go hunting thanksgiving day.
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    Donker has my vote.
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  33. 12-05-16 09:53 PM #68
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    You don't tug on superman's cape. You don't spit in the wind. And you NEVER EVER penetrate WITH A TEXAN NAMED DONK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stackz125 View Post
    Just pick someone who is banged up
    Shit. I would win in a landslide, all electoral votes my way.
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  35. 12-05-16 11:18 PM #70
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    This Donk vs JJ thing is like an old rerun of Walker Texas Ranger... big tough talking Texas guy gets a shiv to the kidney from street wise Jersey guy. My vote goes to the pres JJ
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