[sam9ball]

12-1	Player	Total Points	Cashes
1	BiTeMeUsAdOj	6100	21
2	AutoDonk	5280	23
3	astro61200	5235	21
4	franklee168	4540	20
5	GUMMO77	4540	23
6	jack_matz	4535	24
7	oneunder	4495	25
8	bobbywaves	4460	23
9	JediMindPicks	4420	20
10	chili_powder	4410	21
11	chico2663	4360	15
12	playersonly69	4345	13
13	snapperman2	4170	11
14	Grivas_Digeni	3995	14
15	laz	3930	20
16	friedcheese	3925	11
17	spider	3880	23
18	Lex_icon	3840	21
19	deadphish	3765	25
20	MrKLC	3750	21
21	MCherry281	3745	25
22	boscokid	3730	14
23	Cross	3615	22
24	b1slickguy	3595	29
25	mpaschal34	3545	23
26	craigpb	3540	19
27	empiremaker	3480	16
28	thetrinity	3480	18
29	milwaukee_mike	3455	12
30	pabonaparte	3455	14
31	d2bets	3450	26
32	ChuckyTheGoat	3425	15
33	Czu81	3315	10
34	Crypt1	3310	25
35	ArunSh	3270	17
36	uscphillyguy	3215	16
37	dtp	3210	11
38	blackbart	3195	15
39	AustinRussell	3190	14
40	daneblazer	3170	10
41	Stefan	3130	24
42	codone69	3095	17
43	stuler	3085	11
44	qukubau	3080	18
45	GaryDN	3045	19
46	ChiefWahoo	3015	16
47	downsouth	2970	16
48	hhsilver	2965	25
49	JAKEPEAVY21	2955	14
50	lobo369	2910	21
51	zwoeins	2885	24
52	MillerTime99	2860	13
53	defender	2845	18
54	joeking99	2835	13
55	startm	2795	18
56	mayberry	2755	26
57	qwertvt	2725	14
58	panamabrad	2685	21
59	Fieldysnuts44	2660	13
60	Optional	2600	23
61	BobLoblaw	2585	10
62	dogkatcher	2580	13
63	no1here	2570	23
64	sportsfanatic	2565	19
65	funnyb25	2525	15
66	JayTris07	2520	10
67	russianrocket	2490	14
68	brndg23	2480	19
69	brock	2475	8
70	yisman	2475	17
71	pokerpro44	2440	17
72	slikec	2430	15
73	TheGiant	2430	17
74	imack	2415	16
75	Manosdepiedra	2415	18
76	Krashman	2375	22
77	MalikHusam	2360	8
78	NoBrainor	2320	11
79	Basement	2315	16
80	Enkhbat	2310	17
81	gunslinger572	2295	13
82	tradeout	2270	16
83	slanina	2260	24
84	yahoonino	2205	10
85	smitch124	2190	24
86	BestPlay2day	2185	22
87	OldSchoolGambler	2175	20
88	dare	2145	19
89	sportfan	2135	15
90	aggieshawn	2115	18
91	Igor_1965	2065	11
92	taz01	2065	12
93	WQuine	2045	14
94	dhristov211	2040	13
95	eSTOXX	2015	7
96	thechaoz	1980	10
97	Stifler	1975	11
98	korki	1915	6
99	katstale	1910	12
100	dankelly	1905	12

[SharpAngles]

So

Rigged

.

[d2bets]

Nobody rocks 5th places like me.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

So

Rigged

.

Sharpy, let's talk real talk here, brotha: Do you even know what hands beat what in poker? And if so, why did you tell donker there's a 1 in 11 chance you can flop an "Old Maid" the other day? Then when 4uk reminded you it was your turn to act you asked him "do u have a 7?". Btw, 4uk never said "Go Fish" like you thought; but he did use the word Fish... just meant something entirely different. Hey, what tourney you playin tonight?... I need to switch up a few things so I'm available.

[SharpAngles]

Biter my man I know Acey Duecy beats all two pairs and six card straights beat flushes, I don't need your lectures

havent played SBR poker in over a month. Got busted by donk as a 90% fav and have been busy decoding the wisdom he shared afterwards. My calculations aren't complete but I can say it's highly probable the mysterious string of letters "D F W T D" hold some sort of secret to unlock the RSH and I'm going to figure it out soon.

[daneblazer]

What's the minimum points that will be needed to qualify?

[d2bets]

Nobody rocks 5th places like me.

Ho hum. Another 5th place tonight. Four 5th place finishes this week.

[TheMoneyShot]

RSH

[astro61200]

Sharpy, let's talk real talk here, brotha: Do you even know what hands beat what in poker? And if so, why did you tell donker there's a 1 in 11 chance you can flop an "Old Maid" the other day? Then when 4uk reminded you it was your turn to act you asked him "do u have a 7?". Btw, 4uk never said "Go Fish" like you thought; but he did use the word Fish... just meant something entirely different. Hey, what tourney you playin tonight?... I need to switch up a few things so I'm available.

I forgot to say Uno the other day, and that's why I finished second

[jackpot269]

I
need to remember to play more

[Auto Donk]

Ho hum. Another 5th place tonight. Four 5th place finishes this week.

sbr hates hiLIARy too, apparently

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Bite, that's one hell of a charge you're putting on. What's your secret?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Bite, that's one hell of a charge you're putting on. What's your secret?

Recently switched settings to 4-color deck and now concentrate on playing color combinations. That, and well, strippers & blow, of course.

[Auto Donk]

Recently switched settings to 4-color deck and now concentrate on playing color combinations. That, and well, strippers & blow, of course.

it's hookers and blow, dammit, hookers and blow.....

no one ever won a f'n promo final with only strippers and blow.....

you have to go one rung farther down the ladder into the cesspool of society, and find those that specifically sell pussy as opposed to merely taking off their clothes and grinding nothing but a thong on you, dry hump style, till you bust a nut in your pants like an 11-yr old virgin.....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

^^...Donk u effin rookie! I've engaged in more Full Service in various New England Champagne Rooms than Sam Kinison ever dreamt of. Was actually completely legal in Providence until fairly recently. Rookies...smh (no, not THAT one).

[dlowilly]

it's hookers and blow, dammit, hookers and blow.....

no one ever won a f'n promo final with only strippers and blow.....

you have to go one rung farther down the ladder into the cesspool of society, and find those that specifically sell pussy as opposed to merely taking off their clothes and grinding nothing but a thong on you, dry hump style, till you bust a nut in your pants like an 11-yr old virgin.....

Come on Auto Donk

As erotic as all your posts seem to be I would have thought you encountered plenty of strippers who do more than strip

Also, I have noticed that 2 of the raunchiest posters on here are the two top poker players...correlation?

To find out maybe I will get a hooker before my next trip to BestBet poker room

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

^^ ...well, I suspect there's a correlation between all the viagra/cialis we take and all the "raising" we do; btw, I strongly recommend u try the hooker before your next poker outing... cuz even if you lose, you kinda win.

[Auto Donk]

^^...Donk u effin rookie! I've engaged in more Full Service in various New England Champagne Rooms than Sam Kinison ever dreamt of. Was actually completely legal in Providence until fairly recently. Rookies...smh (no, not THAT one).

that makes them hookers.....

thus the stuff that championships are made off.....

we're on the same page; my use of strippers means those that only strip, yet don't put out for money in da club.... once a stripper takes a little more dough to straight up fuk in the club, I no longer consider here a mere stripper -- she's now a straight up whore/prostitute.....

had a few strippers do a former girlriend and I both in the club for nothing more than a few lines and a hit of x.... that one was kind of a gray area..... two others did us for nothing in exchange.... all at Treasures; place so hot back in the day Drake even rapped about it....

[jjgold]

I love when automan not winning

It makes my day

[Auto Donk]

Come on Auto Donk

As erotic as all your posts seem to be I would have thought you encountered plenty of strippers who do more than strip

Also, I have noticed that 2 of the raunchiest posters on here are the two top poker players...correlation?

To find out maybe I will get a hooker before my next trip to BestBet poker room

we're mincing words here.... sure, i banged my first stripper while in law school.... that one was free, took me back to her apartment for free, not a hooker....

other strippers require addtl payment to fuk in the club; i call them hookers, you guys are calling them strippers, even tho they have crossed the line into straight up prostitution.... (and i'm not saying that in any negative tone whatsoeverf).....

so, to sum up, sure, i've had strippers for free, with my babe and without, but generally consider them to be straight up hookers if htey are charging an additional price on top of whatever the table dance fee is.... for ex, five dances = $100, add a blow job for $200, or condom penetrate for $300, bareback for $400 = hooker/prostitute.....

bitch that won't fuk in the club, because of "boyrfriend, husband, or whatever", = stripper only

most strippers are straight up whores/hookers, and will fuk for 1. your drugs, 2. your bi-babe she wants to play with, or 3. your hard earned cash.....

[Auto Donk]

I love when automan not winning

It makes my day

y0u must be miserable, you bald fuk..... as I win everyday..... whether it's huge titties smothering me, shooting a big buck, cashing a big check, or just not being you.... only poker I care about winning this month is next week on my cruise.....

I give a shit about the final trny in this promo, but could not care less about the dailies; i'll be missing several next week.....

i'll be in miami friday through sunday at noon, when i board the Oasis of the Seas in fort lauderdale..... bring your ass to the dock, I'll jam you in a suit case, and let you be a stowaway......

[jjgold]

I usually give guys approx 3 warnings here before I take REAL ACTION

I have given you approx 11

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Yeah, donk... I have a long storied history with strippers going all the way back to when I first sneaked into my first club @ 16yrs old (rode my Schwinn LeTour and locked it up block away from club... for real!). "Feature dancer" stripper started talking to me at the bar and I thought I was gonna get busted for sure, but I was already ~6'2 w/decent facial hair and talked smack well nuff I pulled it off (or she didn't care... and the owner of club himself served me!).

My Army days were stripper heaven -- particularly during my year long AIT @ Gordon in Augusta. Oh, the Broad St. memories. The Whipping Post was da bomb... outstanding live rock bands in the front,strippers in the rear. What beats that? Well, ok... maybe the strip joint right next door to the Warwick motel (holla!)or the Asian strip joint across from the WP. If the walls of the Warwick or Lorraine's could talk........

Strippers & I have always gotten along well since that 1st expedition @16. Through the years... I've paid, I've gotten many freebies. I briefly dated 2 in my life (one dumped me, I dumped the other; the one I dumped proceeded to engage in bona fide stalking for awhile). I'm actual friends/buddies currently with a couple strippers: the gal I'm closest to is down doing her thing in the Florida Keys right now (she'll be back in a bit, we communicate frequently -- we send movie/science documentary links to each other all the time. Er, regular movies, not porn stuff. And she's a science nerd, go figure!). BTW, I've actually only did blow/coke ONE TIME in my life... in Augusta, in the back of a bus of all places.

i'll be in miami friday through sunday at noon, when i board the Oasis of the Seas in fort lauderdale..... bring your ass to the dock, I'll jam you in a suit case, and let you be a stowaway......

PLEASE DO THIS!... then make a vid and post it. I'd love to hear Corbin welping out "da boat, boss... da boat!" in his best Herve Villechaize voice just before you stuff him in the Samsonite.

[Auto Donk]

I usually give guys approx 3 warnings here before I take REAL ACTION

I have given you approx 11

and this should tell you something..... think about it.....

and, what should also tell you something (and it obviously has told you something, and is the major reason you keep opting to issue additional warnings instead of carrying out "REAL ACTION"), is that I have:

1. come to vegas to expressly meet you and take you to morton's and you dodged me,

2. have offered to meet you at exact locations and put you up in Htown several times,

3. have given you my exact address of where I am at or going to be at several times, in Texas, Vegas, and Florida,

4. have even offered you a variety of expeditions at strip clubs, bars, resorts, and jobs at my ranch, and you've run from or otherwise avoided all of them, and

5. I even offered to fly to Vegas on one-day's notice to take $20,000.00 out of -- in Trump's words about Rosie -- "your fat-ass pockets" -- playing a little poker, and now you are silent on the issue and act like you never issued that challenge.....

I'm always right here waiting..... bring that "REAL ACTION" just as soon as those tiny nuts of yours finally drop.....

all of your avoiding me for the past two years obviously indicates they haven't dropped yet...........

[jjgold]

Automan I already ordered a case for your tooth that I'm going to knock out and put on my mantle as a trophy


Thanks

[Auto Donk]

haha... rest assured that I, a true trophy hunter, won't be mounting any of your worn down, broken, snaggled teeth on my mantle....

in trophy deer terms, your teeth are mere inferior "culls", to be removed from the herd and discarded out behind the shed.....

[shadymcgrady]

This may not be the right place to ask but does anyone know the system requirements for the poker room download? The sbr poker room isn't working on any macs or android devices I use.

[SharpAngles]

Donker you're looking for a ghost. The guy from the videos is a just small time beard for the real jj who travels around the country placing bets with unsuspecting bookies for his puppet master. One of hundreds pal. You will NEVER meet the real jj or his beards, much too high of a security risk

[BeerDog99]

This may not be the right place to ask but does anyone know the system requirements for the poker room download? The sbr poker room isn't working on any macs or android devices I use.

Hi, The poker software only works on Windows. Check this thread out.

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...poker-faq.html

[bobbywaves]

Automan I already ordered a case for your tooth that I'm going to knock out and put on my mantle as a trophy


Thanks

Take a number & wait in line Coach.

[Auto Donk]

Take a number & wait in line Coach.

waves you f'n pussy, i hope you're telling the truth on this, and confirm you're in for the Bash in Feb.....

confirm it asap so that I can ink up to $96,000.00 in wagers on me beating the fuk outa you in the ring

granted, JJ's too broke to bet on you, and the rest of the forum probably isn't stupid enough, or drunk enough, to lay any money on u

[shadymcgrady]

Hi, The poker software only works on Windows. Check this thread out.

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...poker-faq.html

Thank you

[Auto Donk]

Donker you're looking for a ghost. The guy from the videos is a just small time beard for the real jj who travels around the country placing bets with unsuspecting bookies for his puppet master. One of hundreds pal. You will NEVER meet the real jj or his beards, much too high of a security risk

yah, I know this prick is a total fraud, only on here to drive traffic, but I like making have to come up with stories to avoid me.....

if i ever see the fraud in the videos, i'll probably just kick him his tiny sack..... can't hurt him if there's nothing to make contact with.....

maybe grab him by the back of his shirt and slam his head on the concrete, to bust out a few more teeth, then leave him alone.....

poor guy.... I've offered the sadsack thousands of dollars in meals, slot plays, straight up cash, hookers, cocaine, etc., trying to coax his cowardly ass out of the shadows.... all to no avail......

oh well, I'm confirmed for the Bash....

and he always knows where to find me

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Wow:

* Donk vs BWaves is nothing.
* If Donk vs JJGold ever materialized as a fight at the Bash...that's legitimate PayPerView material that I'd pay for!