[BarstoolProphet]

First 100 days ,,The supreme Trade talk guy and legendary general Trump himself parties up with his boi Putin.

They discuss how to take down ISIS in Syria. So those 2 go at it in Syria for a few months.

Now Trump with his big hands and hard dick gets enough nerve to kill the Iran deal. So He gives Iran a big penetrate you and stick it up your azz.

This does not go well with Putin,,he then decides to sell loads of arms to Iran to build up a war vs the US. Trump then wnats to proceed with a war vs Iran which in turn breaks down his "we are boyz" relationship.

Now Russia turns its eyes towards a massive war vs US in Iran. Of which they decide enough is enough.


They then talk with Mexico about a massive military build up just south of Trumps Beautiful and big Wall. Similiar to what happened in Cuba many years ago.

Mexico does not give any shit to allowing Russia to do it. Besides Trump has pissed them off to no ends. So now Russia has massed an incredible army in Mexico now. Just ready for the pounce, one that would make Red Dawn look like childs play. (pun intended)

Ok California raises a white flag right away ,,and states wtf? Deals are made so that once this invasion starts for Russis to only attack the "red states" midwest. Cailfornia comes to terms to succed to Mexico , Washington and Oregon makes plans to become part of Canada along with the entire Northeast above New York State.

Leaving only the red states to fight this battle vs Russia.

Ok Now Trump makes his infamous L with his thumb and index finger and points it at NATO for help.

NATO explains to him how they are behind in payments for so long now,,they thought that NATO no longer existed. So NO help coming from our friends over in Europe.

So in conclusion: Good Luck Midwest ,,brush up and learn some russian......

Not so far fetched tbh. if anything this would make for a great Red Dawn 2 ,,except this time Russia prevails.

[BarstoolProphet]

And for those that think they too can succedd and simply run north to Canada.


They too have been building a big beautiful wall.

[jtoler]

9 for 10, still an A, pretty good.

[RudyRuetigger]

can we start moving political threads into politics and economics subforum? i dont even want to see this shit in saloon anymore

[biggie12]

Barstool if u took as much time looking at lines and capping maybe u wouldnt be a broke puppet. Trump won move on

Take the raptors 1st half collect ur money at the window and go buy a hooker god knows u need something in ur life. Talking politics on a sports gambling forum. Besides d2bets no one gives a flyijg penetrate what u have to say