[spider]

	COUNTDOWN
DAYS PLAYED	22
JAN 4 / TO GO	56

10/18	Player	Total Points	Cashes
1	AutoDonk	3145	12
2	friedcheese	2490	6
3	Czu81	2470	7
4	jack_matz	2210	11
5	BobLoblaw	1985	9
6	astro61200	1965	8
7	milwaukee_mike	1955	6
8	craigpb	1945	7
9	JediMindPicks	1945	8
10	chicco2663	1920	6
11	thetrinity	1875	9
12	GaryDN	1805	8
13	JAKEPEAVY21	1805	6
14	chili_powder	1795	7
15	GUMMO77	1755	10
16	Lex_icon	1745	8
17	MrKLC	1725	10
18	b1slickguy	1700	12
19	MillerTime99	1695	6
20	BiTeMeUsAdOj	1670	6
21	playersonly69	1635	5
22	ledsep26	1600	11
23	McCarthyFam	1600	9
24	blackbart	1570	6
25	oneunder	1565	9
26	laz	1515	8
27	Cross	1505	11
28	NoBrainor	1500	5
29	defender	1455	8
30	boscokid	1445	5
31	uscphillyguy	1440	7
32	franklee168	1425	7
33	AustinRussell	1400	7
34	fireindahole	1395	7
35	dtp	1375	3
36	spider	1375	10
37	taz01	1365	8
38	ChiefWahoo	1360	5
39	klemopixx	1360	6
40	kkrivash	1355	6
41	mpaschal34	1350	9
42	empiremaker	1305	8
43	mayberry	1305	11
44	sportsfanatic	1300	10
45	bobbywaves	1275	8
46	imack	1270	7
47	startm	1270	9
48	gunslinger572	1250	5
49	thechaoz	1220	4
50	Stefan	1210	8
51	TheGiant	1205	9
52	ChuckyTheGoat	1200	5
53	yahoonino	1200	2
54	pokerpro44	1185	6
55	msutter	1175	4
56	zwoeins	1160	8
57	slanina	1150	9
58	WQuine	1140	5
59	diggitydaggitydo	1125	4
60	panamabrad	1115	7
61	daneblazer	1090	5
62	Basement	1080	7
63	brock	1075	4
64	Triple_D_Bet	1070	4
65	kidk	1065	6
66	Manosdepiedra	1065	6
67	brndg23	1060	9
68	eSTOXX	1055	3
69	qukubau	1040	9
70	deadphish	1030	9
71	DGG23	1025	3
72	stuler	1025	5
73	Crypt1	1020	10
74	d2bets	1000	7
75	MCherry281	1000	6
76	sportfan	995	7
77	carolinadaze	985	9
78	Optional	965	8
79	BestPlay2day	950	12
80	korki	940	4
81	Stifler	940	6
82	horja1	935	8
83	Krashman	935	8
84	smitch124	930	10
85	Mannyfan	925	6
86	sriks1391	925	4
87	dogkatcher	910	4
88	no1here	910	12
89	frizelli	900	4
90	BigOrange	875	4
91	brooks85	875	6
92	hhsilver	870	8
93	snapperman2	870	4
94	eberetta1	860	8
95	HomerSimpson2	855	5
96	bigdaddyjames	850	2
97	kidcudi92	850	2
98	robotralph	845	5
99	ArunSh	835	7
100	katstale	830	5
101	Carseller4	820	4
102	the_situation	820	3
103	caoutlaw	815	3
104	gauchojake	815	4
105	yisman	810	6
106	cabo	785	8
107	sportsfun	775	7
108	codone69	770	4
109	mp5070	770	3
110	BigDaddy	760	3
111	russianrocket	750	4
112	dankelly	745	5
113	jose21_us	720	3
114	zjohnzzz	715	6
115	BetOnUnderdogs	710	6
116	turtlejc	690	4
117	Igor_1965	675	4
118	OldSchoolGambler	675	8
119	coachep	670	5
120	hustla	670	2
121	rezster	670	2
122	Soxsfan9	670	3
123	Blacke	645	4
124	downsouth	645	4
125	lobo369	640	7
126	ntlogic	630	2
127	Enkhbat	620	3
128	Fieldysnuts44	620	5
129	frankzig	605	5
130	Grivas_Digeni	600	3
131	LostBoy	600	1
132	OnTheGoPRO	600	1
133	aggieshawn	590	7
134	challa8	585	5
135	JayTris07	575	5
136	Spacefrog	575	3
137	sandos139	550	7
138	darell74	545	3
139	stevek173	545	6
140	sinmiedo	535	4
141	shane	530	5
142	4uk4life	515	6
143	convick	505	7
144	dhristov211	500	5
145	pavyracer	490	5
146	tradeout	490	6
147	BeerDog99	475	7
148	pabonaparte	475	3
149	redrum	470	4
150	dralexicdr	455	3
151	stikymess	455	2
152	RudyRuetigger	420	5
153	sammygran	400	4
154	JoeyBagels	395	6
155	slikec	380	5
156	DJDalamar	375	1
157	mikemca	375	1
158	MonitorTan	375	1
159	vladfan	370	6
160	70kgman	360	5
161	kvb	350	3
162	ronpaul2008	350	3
163	theantfather	325	2
164	big_joe_1212	295	2
165	clayfro	295	2
166	TheMoneyShot	295	3
167	joeking99	290	2
168	oiler	290	4
169	iamamonkey	270	4
170	Im_Lucky	250	4
171	Unordinary	250	1
172	konck	245	3
173	dare	240	6
174	juicedup	225	2
175	funnyb25	220	3
176	Honeybadger44	210	2
177	spurginobili1	210	3
178	Brainfreeze	200	4
179	SharpAngles	200	2
180	Anonymoose	180	2
181	cankid	180	2
182	onerous	180	2
183	bsmmenon	175	1
184	sbr_guest_pro	175	1
185	theinevitable	175	1
186	Diesel79	170	3
187	ronzer	160	2
188	firekillex	150	1
189	pokerdevil	150	1
190	r3coil	150	3
191	rm18	150	1
192	jackpot269	130	2
193	toughone	130	2
194	jatt24	120	2
195	mikejamm	120	1
196	jtoler	110	2
197	beachnut	90	2
198	sweethook	90	2
199	BetweenHerCheeks	80	1
200	Fidel_CashFlow	80	1
201	RudyRude	80	1
202	gavardntl	70	1
203	schooney	70	1
204	Unord1nary	70	1
205	Chaz22	60	1
206	sbrman23	60	1
207	secretstash	60	2
208	SnappleLife	60	1
209	WILDMAN35	60	1
210	jayfky	50	1
211	nitlogic	40	1
212	SHANSTER72	40	1

[Auto Donk]

[milwaukee mike]

wow i'm ahead of peavy and i've only been playing half the days

guess that makes me the greatest poker player in the history of the world

[Auto Donk]

wow i'm ahead of peavy and i've only been playing half the days

guess that makes me the greatest poker player in the history of the world

just hope that douchebag that was so upset by my photos yesterday doesn't see your avatar.... he'll call for you to be banned because for all you know, that poor little girl was being forced against her will..... and her "handlers" may have abused her, and she may be underage! It's way too early in the morning to subject him to that.....

you better refrain from posting until after 9 p.m. in the evening.....

[milwaukee mike]

just hope that douchebag that was so upset by my photos yesterday doesn't see your avatar.... he'll call for you to be banned because for all you know, that poor little girl was being forced against her will..... and her "handlers" may have abused her, and she may be underage! It's way too early in the morning to subject him to that.....

you better refrain from posting until after 9 p.m. in the evening.....

my avatar is avril lavigne tied up

people used to think i stalked her... not gonna confirm or deny those allegations

[Auto Donk]

should be pretty easy prey to stalk.... all tied up with duct tape on her mouth.....

now all we need are some aluminum baseball bats

[sinmiedo]

Excellent run AutoDonk, I m really impress. You bring some serious challenges to SBR.
Thanks for been here bud.

[Auto Donk]

thx, Sin....

fun cash game last night.... whoever was behind when the money went in seemed to always win the hand.... what a surprise here on SBR!!!

hope to meet you at the bash.... last I heard i was no. 8 on the waiting list....

[JAKEPEAVY21]

wow i'm ahead of peavy and i've only been playing half the days

guess that makes me the greatest poker player in the history of the world

congrats to you and donk

[SharpAngles]

Excellent run AutoDonk, I m really impress. You bring some serious challenges to SBR.
Thanks for been here bud.

SERIOUS challenge to bust this guy... really impressive!



***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 6125810
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:24:00 18/10/2016 ET
Table 'Table 69170', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : SharpAngles, amount $925, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Mannyfan, amount $1400, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Honeybadger44, amount $1375, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : friedcheese, amount $1355, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : dare, amount $1425, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : AutoDonk, amount $1130, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $1395, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : sammygran, amount $3165, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : sriks1391, amount $1280, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : gunslinger572, amount $1550, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Honeybadger44: Small Blind ($25)
friedcheese: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to SharpAngles: [Ad, Qc]
dare: Fold
AutoDonk: Call ($50)
OldSchoolGambler: Call ($50)
sammygran: Fold
sriks1391: Fold
gunslinger572: Fold
SharpAngles: Raise [btn] ($925)
Mannyfan: Fold
Honeybadger44: Fold
friedcheese: Fold
AutoDonk: Raise ($1130)
OldSchoolGambler: Fold
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [2d, 5h, 5s]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Th]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ks]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1975, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $205, Rake $0
Summary SharpAngles: bet $925, won $0, net $-925
Summary AutoDonk: bet $1180, won $2180, net $1000, HoleCards [Jc, 2c], HiHand [two pairs, fives and twos] [5s, 5h, 2d, 2c, Ks], won $1975 from main pot, won $205 from side pot #1

[Auto Donk]

SERIOUS challenge to bust this guy... really impressive!



***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 6125810
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:24:00 18/10/2016 ET
Table 'Table 69170', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : SharpAngles, amount $925, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Mannyfan, amount $1400, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Honeybadger44, amount $1375, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : friedcheese, amount $1355, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : dare, amount $1425, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : AutoDonk, amount $1130, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $1395, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : sammygran, amount $3165, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : sriks1391, amount $1280, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : gunslinger572, amount $1550, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Honeybadger44: Small Blind ($25)
friedcheese: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to SharpAngles: [Ad, Qc]
dare: Fold
AutoDonk: Call ($50)
OldSchoolGambler: Call ($50)
sammygran: Fold
sriks1391: Fold
gunslinger572: Fold
SharpAngles: Raise [btn] ($925)
Mannyfan: Fold
Honeybadger44: Fold
friedcheese: Fold
AutoDonk: Raise ($1130)
OldSchoolGambler: Fold
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [2d, 5h, 5s]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Th]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ks]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1975, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $205, Rake $0
Summary SharpAngles: bet $925, won $0, net $-925
Summary AutoDonk: bet $1180, won $2180, net $1000, HoleCards [Jc, 2c], HiHand [two pairs, fives and twos] [5s, 5h, 2d, 2c, Ks], won $1975 from main pot, won $205 from side pot #1

sad thing is that the hand history doesn't have my "chat" commentary where I proclaimed somehting along the lines of "fuk it, take em, i'm through with this rigged shithole for the day" the split second before I called your ill-fated early tourney overbet/shove holding the lowly ace-queen (read up on what D. Brunson thinks about AQ, and store that wisdom for future play)...

you know what i've been preaching.... three primary things:

first: GET IT IN BEHIND!!! 20-80 dogs, even 33-66 dogs, are powerhouse hands on sbr!!! u know this by now, dammit!!!

second: watch out for equalizer programming, on both levels on this hand. the first level being winning repeated hands early, as you need to build up more fold equity. If u play a bunch of hands and drag pots, you're about to lose some hands to even things out around the table and among the players.....the second level being "heads up" equalization.... you'd just beat me and taken half my chips with a f'n pair of sevens to my two overs... SBR poker is programmed such that it is very hard, due to equalizer programming, to beat the same player in back to back hands (in a non-heads up situation with several other players still at table).... both of those cut against you in the hand above....

third: D F W T D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (for some reason this rule isn't sinkin' in well with you; you remind me of charlie brown each fall when he spies lucy holdin' a f'n football).....

[SharpAngles]

felt the same disappointment the chat wasn't logged too. Makes my point even clearer. It's all good donker, I hope you take this whole thing down and send a certain annoying creature back into it's hole for eternity.

You've done a good job keeping it quiet for the past few weeks

[SharpAngles]

third: D F W T D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (for some reason this rule isn't sinkin' in well with you; you remind me of charlie brown each fall when he spies lucy holdin' a f'n football).....

Now I know you must be in on this rsh conspiracy because every time I get rsh bamboozeld Shari sends the hand history and this gif to my inbox...

[Auto Donk]

if it's any consolation, guy snap calls my one behind the button shove with aj for my trny life with kq off from small blind; rivers q, first no cash in a week or so....

hard to have any hands hold up on sbr.... shoulda have called a raise and then reraise all in with my q ten off (three-handed) about 40 mins in, would've come from behind to have 4200 and a seat at another final table.... (assuming the cards would even be the same if I had stayed in the hand -- which might be a pretty big assumption, as i've heard sbr is programmed such that the f'n board isn't even set at the time the hole cards are dealt, but can vary depending on the hands/players that stay in the hand to see a flop..... which is totally fked if true)

[milwaukee mike]

some of you guys take this way too seriously

[Enkhbat]

lol at those lengthy hand histories

[SharpAngles]

lol at those lengthy hand histories

Better to laugh than cry friend

Got a double whammy PM from the same insider this morning and had to lol myself. (edited out the first coinflip river loss since you're sensitive to lengthy posts and flips are boring anyways. No problem pal)

I'm sure this turn of events had nothing to do with my previous comments in this post


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 6128186
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:15:00 19/10/2016 ET
Table 'Table 69190', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $15, Big Blind $30
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : McCarthyFam, amount $855, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : panamabrad, amount $1430, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Optional, amount $1345, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : SharpAngles, amount $665, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : Czu81, amount $1440, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : russianrocket, amount $3595, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : startm, amount $1380, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : mayberry, amount $3030, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : Igor_1965, amount $1260, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Czu81: Small Blind ($15)
russianrocket: Big Blind ($30)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to SharpAngles: [Ts, Ks]
startm: Fold
mayberry: Call ($30)
Igor_1965: Fold
McCarthyFam: Fold
panamabrad: Fold
Optional: Call ($30)
SharpAngles: Raise [btn] ($120)
Czu81: Fold
russianrocket: Call ($90)
mayberry: Fold
Optional: Fold
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Kd, Tc, 3d]
russianrocket: Check ($0)
SharpAngles: Bet [btn] ($330)
russianrocket: Call ($330)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [2d]
russianrocket: Check ($0)
SharpAngles: Bet [btn] ($215)
russianrocket: Call ($215)
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
russianrocket: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Qs]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
russianrocket: Show Cards ($0)
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1405, Rake $0
Summary SharpAngles: bet $665, won $0, net $-665
Summary russianrocket: bet $665, won $1405, net $740, HoleCards [Qh, Qc], HiHand [three of a kind, queens] [Qs, Qh, Qc, Kd, Tc], won $1405 from main pot

[Auto Donk]

some of you guys take this way too seriously

if i could find the person who designed the SBR poker software, she'd be tied up just like that dirty-footed ho in your avatar, then tossed off a bridge.....

[milwaukee mike]

if i could find the person who designed the SBR poker software, she'd be tied up just like that dirty-footed ho in your avatar, then tossed off a bridge.....

but you're in first?

how much better could you get if the software was fair

[bobbywaves]

but you're in first?

how much better could you get if the software was fair

Donkey constantly gets it all in behind, in more ways than one.

Thus his results on leaderboard:

If the software didn't reward underdogs at a much higher % than their true %, then Donkey's lack of poker skill wouldn't even crack the top 75.

[jjgold]

Bobby Waves still the best player at SBR

[Auto Donk]

Donkey constantly gets it all in behind, in more ways than one.

Thus his results on leaderboard:

If the software didn't reward underdogs at a much higher % than their true %, then Donkey's lack of poker skill wouldn't even crack the top 75.

so you're criticising my skill in exploiting flaws in the software that your dumbass ignores? typical waves....

you're lame ass efforts to do the same amount to stalling the f'n clock before you shove, as if that gives you some perceived advantage....

what a dumbass.....

i've seen you get it all in way behind and suckout repeatedly, not because you tried to, but because you suck.....

[Auto Donk]

Bobby Waves still the best player at SBR

lol.... you sound like hiLIARy clinton, JJ.... clueless

read off the point total of the top player later today, JJ, when the updated standings are posted.... then compare it to your boy's.... pretty sure 3,995 beats the crap out of whatever wussywaves has scrounged up.....

next week i'll be on the yearly leader board (30 pts away right now), despite having played 15-16 less trnys than Small b Scam Eagle Waves.....