1. 10-14-16 01:52 PM #36
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    Lol that joke took me 3 times to get it

    haha made it more funny

    electrons ^
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  2. 10-14-16 01:53 PM #37
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    Where there's smoke there's fire.

    However this ends, it'll be fun

    All the actors in this, keep doing your things.
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  3. 10-14-16 01:53 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Electrons View Post
    Fuk you skankopotami.

    I hope the worst things for your lying, scumbag ass.

    Don't forget if you ever need a blind fold in a pinch, you can always use dental floss.
    If you need a loan, let me know. I can send ya a Bitcoin
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  4. 10-14-16 01:53 PM #39
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    lkid common pal what number you on?

    I hope you don't go to thailand
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  6. 10-14-16 01:54 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    If you need a loan, let me know. I can send ya a Bitcoin
    Do yourself a favor-smack the asian chick in the face with a shovel.

    It will raise her to a solid 1.5.

    And honestly--with that pan face---the only damage you're doing is to the shovel.
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  7. 10-14-16 01:56 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Electrons View Post
    Do yourself a favor-smack the asian chick in the face with a shovel.

    It will raise her to a solid 1.5.

    And honestly--with that pan face---the only damage you're doing is to the shovel.
    Your jokes are funny but will give ya just a lil bit more credit when you get the pro status. I can even pay for it for you if you want
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  8. 10-14-16 01:57 PM #43
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    Lol, I remember an Asian student driver skit, where dude pretended to be instructor and was putting scotch tape on her eyes to open them more .

    would be perfect here , I'll try to find it
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  9. 10-14-16 01:57 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Your jokes are funny but will give ya just a lil bit more credit when you get the pro status. I can even pay for it for you if you want
    Ya know what's funny?---the idea of you not having to ***** when you're looking at the sun.
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  10. 10-14-16 01:58 PM #45
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWO7CMF5otY

    lmfao
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  11. 10-14-16 01:59 PM #46
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    So I heard Aaron Rodgers was gay too but I'm sure Olivia Munn set him straight. Either that or she bought a strap on..no wonder he was injured in the playoffs..
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  12. 10-14-16 01:59 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Someone go tell Obama he's not allowed inside the White House anymore
    Whatever the fuk that means, enjoy your 5 minutes of fame from all the blue balled fuks around here
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  13. 10-14-16 01:59 PM #48
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    Kick, the only thing we want from you is to pick up our dry cleaning, and a #6 with rice. And NO MSG you skank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvillekid1 View Post
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pwo7cmf5oty

    lmfao
    lolol
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    Do they have sports books in Saigon, Mrs. Deemer?
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  17. 10-14-16 02:03 PM #52
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    The good news about having **** around is if anyone hooks up with her you can watch a movie on her ******, or just rest your beer on it.
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  18. 10-14-16 02:05 PM #53
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    Tron, mad as shit
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    Mrs Deemer is it true that u have alternative motives out here?
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    No alternative motives, just would love to help everyone cash a few games.
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    Trying to hit that 600th post count as well
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    There we go
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    No alternative motives, just would love to help everyone cash a few games.
    What is ur record out here? I know u went 1-1 last night.
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  24. 10-14-16 02:09 PM #59
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    i am asian and my name is Peter hung, do you have any friends that wanna meet up at punta cunta?
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    How long is a Chinamans name.
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  26. 10-14-16 02:14 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    What is ur record out here? I know u went 1-1 last night.
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    MLB, Thur, Oct 6 ~~ Blue Jays F5 ML (+125) ;; Red Sox/Indians o8.5


    $2500 on Florida State +2.5 ~~BEST Bet~~ College Football Saturday 10/8


    Nationals (Ross) / Dodgers (Kershaw) Game 4 ~~ F5 o3.5 is the play
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    I've had a few losers too, but those are my bigger plays.

    I'm up $8,000 past two weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by triplecrown333 View Post
    i am asian and my name is Peter hung, do you have any friends that wanna meet up at punta cunta?
    Not sure if i'll be there, but will think about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    $1750 on Western Michigan -3.5 ~~BEST Bet~~ College Football Saturday


    ~~MNF~~ NY Giants @ Minn Vikings - Very Sharp Spread Line, BEST Bet on the O/U


    MLB, Thur, Oct 6 ~~ Blue Jays F5 ML (+125) ;; Red Sox/Indians o8.5


    $2500 on Florida State +2.5 ~~BEST Bet~~ College Football Saturday 10/8


    Nationals (Ross) / Dodgers (Kershaw) Game 4 ~~ F5 o3.5 is the play
    Well I'm not going to look up the scores. Do u know what it is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Trying to hit that 600th post count as well

    JJ will get you a special prize if you make it to 6,000.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Not sure if i'll be there, but will think about it
    Yes, we'll make sure you get Bigday's spot.

    Theres enough fat white guys attending.
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  32. 10-14-16 02:22 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    I've had a few losers too, but those are my bigger plays.

    I'm up $8,000 past two weeks.
    Then why fk are you having to go all in for 1k?

    You come on here saying you want to meet serious betters, not betters that make $50 bets. Then say you are all in for $1k while also saying you are up 8k the last two weeks. Which one is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Yes, we'll make sure you get Bigday's spot.

    Theres enough fat white guys attending.
    i resemble that remark stealthy....but Bigday counts as two spots...me only one
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    All-in with my SBR bet points, not $1,000... 1k is only part percentage of my bankroll

    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    Then why fk are you having to go all in for 1k?

    You come on here saying you want to meet serious betters, not betters that make $50 bets. Then say you are all in for $1k, then say you are up 8k the last two weeks.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Going all in, also going to put my 60 point SBR free play + all 92 of the points I had saved up on the tribe tonight...

    This is it, we found a gem!

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