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    WTF missed 8 team teaser by 1 play

    I'm a sucker, like tryin to hit 6pt 8 teamers for fun. the last 3 8 teamers ive tried, all 3 have missed by 1 play. WTF I gotta do to hit one of these. been months since ive hit one. I give up, fuk waisting my money, but I'm a degen.

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    I almost pulled the trigger on a 7 teamer for the NFL earlier in the week. There were/are some good teasable games but I fear there are a few that are mirages.

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    Mighta as well burn your money. Teasers suck

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    Pitt
    Arizona
    N.E
    Seahawks
    Washington
    Saints
    Denver
    Colts

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohye1980 View Post
    Mighta as well burn your money. Teasers suck
    wrong...just like straight wagers or parlays, it depends if you pick the right team or not...no more, no less...for example, last night in college I had Wake Forest, Memphis, and Louisville in a huge teaser play that I hit for a nickel...Had I done those teams straight up, they all would have lost and I would taken a big hit...but in my teaser, they all covered and won...furthermore, I've had success doing them and have made lots of money over the years...and have proved it by posting real money tickets and wagers on this forum......see my threads for reference...

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    Teasers are only good for NFL and only with key numbers, i.e., Wong teasers or 6-6.5 point favorites

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    Quote Originally Posted by stackz125 View Post
    Pitt
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    N.E
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    Washington
    Saints
    Denver
    Colts
    NEVER go through 0, you did it on quite a few of those
    Arizona is only good if it's a 7-point teaser that gets you to -2.5
    Saints are not on a good teaser number to start with at +3.5, only half-decent if it is 7 points to +10.5
    Only good teaser numbers you have are N.E. and Washington

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Teasers are only good for NFL and only with key numbers, i.e., Wong teasers or 6-6.5 point favorites
    wrong again, LT Deficits...read my post...yesterday, I had Louisville, Wake Forest, Navy and Memphis in my teaser that I hit for a nickel...If I had taken those teams straight up, they all would have lost and I would have gotten hammered......even though I did a 13 PT teaser, these teams would have covered with the conventional 7 pt teaser as well if you played the games early in the week like I did and gotten good numbers before the lines moved.


    Wager type : Teaser Teaser : Super 13fb 10bk
    #1) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Memphis 10/1/2016 4:00PM - (PST)Spread +27½ for Game

    #2) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Louisville 10/1/2016 5:00PM - (PST)Spread +15 for Game

    #3) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : North Carolina 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +24½ for Game

    #4) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Navy 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +20 for Game

    #5) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Wake Forest 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +22½ for Game

    Risking : 500.00 To Win : 550.00 USD

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    The only time I'll go through zero is if my team is - 3 or less and I'm doing a 13 point teaser.

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    nice hit on that tee,navy almost effed you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    wrong again, LT Deficits...read my post...yesterday, I had Louisville, Wake Forest, Navy and Memphis in my teaser that I hit for a nickel...If I had taken those teams straight up, they all would have lost and I would have gotten hammered......even though I did a 13 PT teaser, these teams would have covered with the conventional 7 pt teaser as well if you played the games early in the week like I did and gotten good numbers before the lines moved.


    Wager type : Teaser Teaser : Super 13fb 10bk
    #1) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Memphis 10/1/2016 4:00PM - (PST)Spread +27½ for Game

    #2) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Louisville 10/1/2016 5:00PM - (PST)Spread +15 for Game

    #3) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : North Carolina 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +24½ for Game

    #4) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Navy 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +20 for Game

    #5) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Wake Forest 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +22½ for Game

    Risking : 500.00 To Win : 550.00 USD
    Never tease college either (maybe except for very low totals). It is basic math, there is no value in teasing dead numbers and numbers are less valuable in general in college. The fact that you hit it changes nothing, it is a terrible long-term strategy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    wrong again, LT Deficits...read my post...yesterday, I had Louisville, Wake Forest, Navy and Memphis in my teaser that I hit for a nickel...If I had taken those teams straight up, they all would have lost and I would have gotten hammered......even though I did a 13 PT teaser, these teams would have covered with the conventional 7 pt teaser as well if you played the games early in the week like I did and gotten good numbers before the lines moved.


    Wager type : Teaser Teaser : Super 13fb 10bk
    #1) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Memphis 10/1/2016 4:00PM - (PST)Spread +27½ for Game

    #2) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Louisville 10/1/2016 5:00PM - (PST)Spread +15 for Game

    #3) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : North Carolina 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +24½ for Game

    #4) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Navy 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +20 for Game

    #5) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Wake Forest 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +22½ for Game

    Risking : 500.00 To Win : 550.00 USD
    Plus you are gloating about hitting a teaser where you teased double-digit underdogs!

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    I'm still learning teaser strategy, normally take dogs in the +3-7pt area and add the 6 or 7pts of the teaser to em. Yesterday I got fukked on the over 37 1/2 on the mich/wisky game. I should of went the other way with the under and cashed easy. I knew both had great defenses but though each would put up atleast a couple td's each, like a 21-17 type game

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    FUK!!!!!!!

    Frustrating as hell

    Get it back today and MORE

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    Loaded a dime in my book this weekend, going big today

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Plus you are gloating about hitting a teaser where you teased double-digit underdogs!
    that's called being smart!......a win is a win my friend and that is the bottom line in this "hobby" of ours!...

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    true monster

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Never tease college either (maybe except for very low totals). It is basic math, there is no value in teasing dead numbers and numbers are less valuable in general in college. The fact that you hit it changes nothing, it is a terrible long-term strategy.
    except for the fact that I normally win and you on the other hand are a dart thrower that doesn't even watch the games (which you've admitted several times in your threads over the years) but instead relies on an unreliable model that is about as useful as on a boar hog.

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    DAMANSTER whats your full teaser strategy if u don't mind sharing. need some help on the strat of these teasers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    except for the fact that I normally win and you on the other hand are a dart thrower that doesn't even watch the games (which you've admitted several times in your threads over the years) but instead relies on an unreliable model that is about as useful as on a boar hog.
    Dead wrong on all counts. Still up over 60 units across all sports since start of last MLB season.

    That aside, everything I said about teasers above has to do with math, it has nothing to do with "handicapping". But you do not seem to be grasping that, instead thumping your chest about a lucky run playing "bad" teasers.

    And I watch football and basketball all the time and even a lot of hockey, it is only baseball that I do not watch during the regular season because I find it very boring on TV. I will be watching more often during playoffs though. (Then again, watching one full game would qualify as "more often" ).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underdog5229 View Post
    DAMANSTER whats your full teaser strategy if u don't mind sharing. need some help on the strat of these teasers
    it really depends on the lines and the situation...I usually pick my 3 - 6 best games and tease the max amount of points that I think should be more than enough to cover and win the wager...basically a conservative but yet very effective approach to gambling...I also do parlays and sides, I don't discriminate....all my plays are validated and verified in my threads on Players Talk forum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    it really depends on the lines and the situation...I usually pick my 3 - 6 best games and tease the max amount of points that I think should be more than enough to cover and win the wager...basically a conservative but yet very effective approach to gambling...I also do parlays and sides, I don't discriminate....all my plays are validated and verified in my threads on Players Talk forum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Dead wrong on all counts. Still up over 60 units across all sports since start of last MLB season.

    That aside, everything I said about teasers above has to do with math, it has nothing to do with "handicapping". But you do not seem to be grasping that, instead thumping your chest about a lucky run playing "bad" teasers.

    And I watch football and basketball all the time and even a lot of hockey, it is only baseball that I do not watch during the regular season because I find it very boring on TV. I will be watching more often during playoffs though. (Then again, watching one full game would qualify as "more often" ).

    sure you are!......just like how I'm kicking your ass in our MLB contest!...down (-14 units)!...and look who is in second place?!.......highlighted in bold!...

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    and since you are a math person LT Deficits, that would tell you that I'm (+28 units) over you in our contest!..

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    fukking solid year in mlb Manster.

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    Parlays. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    and since you are a math person LT Deficits, that would tell you that I'm (+28 units) over you in our contest!..
    Who cares about contests, I am up in real life after being down almost -20 earlier in the year, just check out my threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Who cares about contests, I am up in real life after being down almost -20 earlier in the year, just check out my threads.
    it's all good, bro!......I just like bustin' your balls once in a while...

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    its all good fellas, its all about busting the books ass. good luck to the both of ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    it's all good, bro!......I just like bustin' your balls once in a while...
    Yeah you ARE a pain in the ass.


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