1. 09-19-16 11:05 PM #71
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    Heeeee's baaaaaaaaaack

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  2. 09-19-16 11:33 PM #72
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    I would've won my first big play too but did not pull the trigger

    I dropped 25 on an escort tonight we almost went all the way
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  3. 09-19-16 11:35 PM #73
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    all the way = 4"
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  4. 09-19-16 11:41 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would've won my first big play too but did not pull the trigger

    I dropped 25 on an escort tonight we almost went all the way
    You posted in my thread that you were taking Philly. What happened??

    You laid off and I won, I thought you were going to jinx me. Thanks Coach.

    Hey... At least you almost got laid tonight though.
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  5. 09-19-16 11:45 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    ...I dropped 25 on an escort tonight we almost went all the way
    Yeah, she was excited when she got home too...

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  6. 09-19-16 11:53 PM #76
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    KVB she was hot

    5-11, approx 190, crazy hair

    We made out in parking lot, she jerked me a little for like 30 minutes but I could not come, fukkin cok is blue now

    $25 cheap for her..my pimp said she gets $400 an hr
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  7. 09-20-16 12:34 AM #77
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    Good luck!
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  8. 09-20-16 12:50 AM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    KVB she was hot

    5-11, approx 190, crazy hair

    We made out in parking lot, she jerked me a little for like 30 minutes but I could not come, fukkin cok is blue now

    $25 cheap for her..my pimp said she gets $400 an hr
    Google "cheap vegas escorts" and Maximum 80 comes up.

    Give it a try.



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  9. 09-20-16 12:51 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    KVB she was hot

    5-11, approx 190, crazy hair

    We made out in parking lot, she jerked me a little for like 30 minutes but I could not come, fukkin cok is blue now

    $25 cheap for her..my pimp said she gets $400 an hr
    Quit jerking urself off jj for a few days b4 you see a vegas gal. Be careful jj you dont end up on COPS tv reality show
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  10. 09-20-16 01:05 AM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    JJ...

    Grab the Golf sheet for this weeks Championship in any books you hit. Just grab the futures sheet...
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  11. 09-20-16 02:35 AM #81
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    What's the play?
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  12. 09-20-16 02:47 AM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    What's the play?
    Toniest, is that chick at Starbucks still available??

    Give me some stats.
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  13. 09-20-16 02:52 AM #83
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    TOniest check in I want to know what Dags is talkn about....
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  14. 09-20-16 05:54 AM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I dropped 25 on an escort tonight we almost went all the way
    like the time you almost banged your aunt?
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  15. 09-20-16 07:34 AM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    KVB she was hot

    5-11, approx 190, crazy hair

    We made out in parking lot, she jerked me a little for like 30 minutes but I could not come, fukkin cok is blue now


    $25 cheap for her..my pimp said she gets $400 an hr

    as austin powers would say....that's not a woman...that's A MAN!
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  16. 09-20-16 07:56 AM #86
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    as you know coach isn't picky, man or women, 400lbs or a midget, 12" cokk or 2" he will deep throat them all. but he does prefer a trans male midget 3" cokk or less so as not to be bigger than his 4"er. its a tough segment of the population to find and please but coach is in vegas with a stack, so what happens in vegas stays in vegas.
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  17. 09-20-16 08:47 AM #87
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    no plays yet

    Being careful

    Why??

    Car on the line
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  18. 09-20-16 08:53 AM #88
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    ​pick your spots coach and pound that shittt, double up in no time.
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  19. 09-20-16 10:12 AM #89
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    Thanks Dog

    Pressure trip

    Have not touched a slot machine or table
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  20. 09-20-16 10:23 AM #90
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    go to the triple wheel extreme at the Orleans..... put in $200, cash out $1,000.... easy money.... and faster than an ATM machine

    AD

    ps, JJ, see those badges down below..... now go check out what your boy waves is sportin......
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  21. 09-20-16 10:33 AM #91
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    JJ have you ever sucked a cok before???
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  22. 09-20-16 10:38 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by stackz125 View Post
    JJ have you ever sucked a cok before???
    You obviously don't know JJ, this fuk would sell him mother to stay in the game, sucking cok is at the top iof his list and one of many options JJ uses to get cash to stay in the action.
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  23. 09-20-16 10:41 AM #93
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    and next time you're gonna shoot a video in your car, at least move your "jerk off towel" into the back seat......

    seeing its crusty ass all wadded up on the passenger's seat floor board almost made me lose my breakfast....
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  24. 09-20-16 10:52 AM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by stackz125 View Post
    JJ have you ever sucked a cok before???

    No but go chased down in prison by a guy 6-10, 130 pounds called stringbean

    He almost caught me and nailed me
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  25. 09-20-16 11:22 AM #95
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    Hold onto that roll till November and we'll tag team the Quick Hit machines at Mirage!
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  26. 09-20-16 11:24 AM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Hold onto that roll till November and we'll tag team the Quick Hit machines at Mirage!
    i popped 8 of em for $3,400+ in louisianna.... gotta "stop em short" to jimmy up a big pay day from em..... don't play the new types, play the old reel style
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  27. 09-20-16 11:27 AM #97
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    Automan nobody wins at slot

    Stop with the stories or I throw you over a fukkin table

    Hey kid have you ever slid over a table before??
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  28. 09-20-16 11:30 AM #98
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    how bout we put 100 bet points down on a bet that my story about 8 quick hits holds water, bigboy?

    and once you pay that off, I might not heave you into the fountains at Bellagio.....
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  29. 09-20-16 11:31 AM #99
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    Automan where is your next destination trip??

    I swear I might come
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  30. 09-20-16 11:50 AM #100
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    dec 11-18th, aboard Allure of the Seas, leaving Miami on the 11th..... will play in a $150,000 no limit Texas Holdem Trny during the cruise through the caribbean.... u could use some of your new-found jack to buy in to the trny if you'd like, entry fee is only $1,500....

    of course I'm not paying that, as I won the entry fee and the free cruise back in April, when I took down the final trny on that cruise.....

    my stateroom is balcony, ocean view, with it's own f'n hottub in it......

    I may even wear my cool John Lennon like glasses (to the left) when I play, so I'll be easy to spot.....

    come aboard, mate! COME GET A TASTE!!!!!
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  31. 09-20-16 12:00 PM #101
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    You know im not a big slot player Donker.....
    What does stop em short mean?

    Good luck in the $1,500.00

    I dont care how it works out, as long you end up tossing him in the Bellagio fountain!
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  32. 09-20-16 12:13 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Automan nobody wins at slot


    Not even Fishhead ??
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  33. 09-20-16 12:18 PM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and next time you're gonna shoot a video in your car, at least move your "jerk off towel" into the back seat......

    seeing its crusty ass all wadded up on the passenger's seat floor board almost made me lose my breakfast....
    I can't stop laughing bro
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  34. 09-20-16 12:33 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    I can't stop laughing bro
    Toniest was that your towel?
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  35. 09-20-16 12:37 PM #105
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    Hey I pawned my car and gambled in vegas. It was great, the best decision of my life!

    said no one. ever.
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