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Dear Shari,
How bout a balls-to-the-wall GOOD-BYE BOINK for your buddy Biter?
And YES, we can go ATM as many times as you like for as long as your sphincter holds up.
Yeah, I know you told me @ the poker table you LOVE THAT... but, I care about you, girl... and there's no way I'm gonna leave SBR while simultaneously leaving you with a prolapsed rectum. No can do, baby.
So.... how bout it, doll? You got my digits. Make like Carly Rae Jepson and "Call me".
Or, if not Jepson, make like Jane or Judy Jetson so I can shoot my Spacely Sprockets all up inside your tight lil:
Sincerely,
BoNeMe ShArI OiOiOi