1. 08-19-16 10:50 PM #36
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    Women problems?
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  2. 08-19-16 10:55 PM #37
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    BG, if you were to hop on your yacht right now, how long vefore you could be with coach at his bedside?
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  3. 08-19-16 11:05 PM #38
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    Thanks men

    No idea what I got
    Says liver issues and I rarely drink
    Fever daily
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  4. 08-19-16 11:06 PM #39
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    Pffft... spent 3 weeks in ICU in '14 w/respiratory failure, tPA treatment for bilateral PE's to boot, family called in for last rites, rehab stint afterward...

    IOW..... BUCK UP, NANCY! You look like you'll be home soon (let's hope so, GL... get well).

    And krackie... I got some Dilaudid administered various times last fall when I was in for more clotting issues (I've had percs, vicodin, etc.) That drug.... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... fast.
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  5. 08-19-16 11:10 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks men

    No idea what I got
    Says liver issues and I rarely drink
    Fever daily

    go vegan
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  6. 08-19-16 11:10 PM #41
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    All the videos of him raising his blood pressure thru the roof finally caught up to him...

    Rip JJgold
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  7. 08-19-16 11:11 PM #42
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    Mayan STFU
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  8. 08-19-16 11:11 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    BG, if you were to hop on your yacht right now, how long vefore you could be with coach at his bedside?
    By daybreak. He might be a goner by then though.
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  9. 08-19-16 11:13 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Coach, get well soon. Walk should send over one of the female-posters to check-in on you.
    Johnny just PM'd me and said he's sending tt (kinda sorta female, fellates, all good), so... Walk's ON IT.
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  10. 08-19-16 11:15 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks men

    No idea what I got
    Says liver issues and I rarely drink
    Fever daily
    Fukking ER doctors

    Coach, go see a real doctor tomorrow
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  11. 08-19-16 11:30 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Says liver issues and I rarely drink
    We tried to tell you those pansy Apple Ales were garbage.
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  12. 08-19-16 11:31 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Mayan STFU
    Fukk you Old Man!!
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  13. 08-19-16 11:45 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    this is why you pay your local

    get well
    Cuddles remember when you were in a hospital not that long ago with a broken back? Looks like now it's Coach's turn

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  14. 08-19-16 11:52 PM #49
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    Coach get better soon. NFL season needs you pal.
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  15. 08-19-16 11:53 PM #50
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  16. 08-19-16 11:53 PM #51
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    Er doctors are terrible kraken is right
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  17. 08-20-16 12:13 AM #52
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    Coach i would ask for blood cultures and a hepatic ultrasound, for starters
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  18. 08-20-16 12:16 AM #53
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    Coach also post a stool culture right in here so Kraken can verify to make sure everything looks solid
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    Get well coach
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  20. 08-20-16 12:30 AM #55
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  21. 08-20-16 12:47 AM #56
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    Can't keep a good man down for long.
    Get well soon Boss...


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  22. 08-20-16 12:47 AM #57
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    AUGUST is the worst month for ER.. all rookies... another one bite the dust... Feel better man...
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  23. 08-20-16 01:09 AM #58
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    Are there slots in the hospitals there?
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  24. 08-20-16 02:07 AM #59
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    Get well soon coach
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  25. 08-20-16 02:47 AM #60
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    Hey! What's happening?

    Get better soon jj!
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  27. 08-20-16 03:04 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Coach also post a stool culture right in here so Kraken can verify to make sure everything looks solid
    ^^ SHARP

    And while I didn't go to Med School, I played a shitload of "Doctor" w/Judy Brown when I was a kid... so I believe I can help, too.

    Post like Rocketeer advises so we can evaluate with the famous Bristol chart:



    Of course, they didn't want to list Type 8, but, suffice it to say... if your stool kinda looks like Weeder in his mask then: YOU'RE BEYOND FUKKED AND JUST TELL US WHETHER YOU WANNA BE BURIED OR CREMATED AND YOUR SBR BRETHREN WILL HANDLE IT.
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  28. 08-20-16 03:16 AM #63
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    You guys making me laugh in bed
    What nuts

    Doing s Ton of tests tomorrow

    Thanks again all
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  29. 08-20-16 03:21 AM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Cuddles remember when you were in a hospital not that long ago with a broken back? Looks like now it's Coach's turn


    the ER made jj have hair, its a miracle!
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  30. 08-20-16 03:41 AM #65
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    JJ, do not die on us.

    We aren't ready for the Seaweed regimen to start just yet.

    Get better, pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You guys making me laugh in bed
    If you wanna *really* laugh...have a nurse take a lil peek tween your legs.

    Her subsequent laughing spasms will get YOU laughing, too.

    She might even ask to take a picture of it for the medical books and to show her girlfriends when they're out getting hammered on a Saturday night.

    Doing s Ton of tests tomorrow

    Thanks again all
    Seriously... GL w/your testing and may you get out and feel better, soon.
    Hospital Living blows -- here's hoping ya have a speedy recovery.
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  32. 08-20-16 03:46 AM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    JJ, do not die on us.

    We aren't ready for the Seaweed regimen to start just yet.

    Get better, pal.
    We aren't???

    You mean i wasted money on rat poison for nothing?
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  33. 08-20-16 03:50 AM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    We aren't???

    You mean i wasted money on rat poison for nothing?
    Yes.

    Please let JJ be. He should die of natural causes in about 3-5 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    We aren't ready for the Seaweed regimen to start just yet.
    Or EVER, even.

    The day THAT happens I bribe Rumsfeld & Cheney to join SBR so they can immediately implement a "regime change".

    Gotta admit, it'd be kinda cool seeing Dubya doing shit like this:

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  35. 08-20-16 04:03 AM #70
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    Biteme, with the current avatar you're supporting, combined with the little note I just left for Shari, you're not going to be seeing any new regimes, let alone the weekend.

    Any last words?
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