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Holy cow!
Have you guys seen Angola's handball goalie at the Olympics?She's not super fast, but she blocks a ton of shots. Does she have an unfair advantage?
For comparison, here is what a few other goalies look like at that tourney:
Norway
Netherlands
Brazil
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Lmao and I thought aunt jemima was only on syrup bottles
Also saw this fat fukk Thailand golfer today
I never knew Aunt Jemima was a goalie for Angola's handball team!...
oh christ!!!!...no we didn't Booya!...
Great minds think alike manster!!!!
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Mansta I thought I'd see something like this from youOriginally Posted by Da Manster!
I never knew Aunt Jemima was a goalie for Angola's handball team!...
Rocket, they used to have more players on her team but their bus was stranded and sadly 3 were sacrificed because they couldn't get her to the nearest KFC in time.
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She could give Joey Chestnuts a run for his money.
This works in handball but will not work in ice hockey. The skates will sink and get stuck in ice.
Is she good… How was the team
Is this photo shopped? Unfkingreal
I always said they should clone someone the exact size of the net.
get one of the sumo wrestler types and pile him up in front of the net good call Bgambler
that vert though....anyone else slightly aroused.
No it would be a big failure
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
It has to come down.
Someone get a pic of Sarah Robles in here. Would have never guessed she would win a medal at Olympics (bronze)
She's got that Russian rocket physique.
This could work in ice hockey too. I've often thought that if they hired a sumo wrestler to just sit cross-legged in the goal it would be very hard to score a goal in the NHL.
That big black goalie can put her hand on my balls anytime.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
yet another lame attempt to make a joke by the SNITCH...just give it up kiddo
I'm still not convinced that it wouldn't work in hockey. The problem with that video was that the shooter could shoot from a standstill. A more realistic example would be if he was skating in to the net as he shot. He would find it much harder to be accurate under these circumstances, and the sumo wrestler would do better in goal.
Was not a joke pal. You've got a doughy physique.yet another lame attempt to make a joke by the SNITCH...just give it up kiddo
Sasha...I do have my moral values, ethics, and standards...extremely low mind you but there nonetheless!...Mansta I thought I'd see something like this from you
Wizzle why the jab at Rocket?
I have seen his physique and easily can pose for a fitness magazine
What are your stats Wizzle?
Umm yeah...cool story RAT
I've been playing sports my entire life and hit the gym 5-6 times a week.
I know it comes as a surprise for a shut-in like yourself who hides behind the monitor and snitches on poster to MODs
Your lame attempts at insulting posters here are almost as bad as your capping on this site
I hear ya budSasha...I do have my moral values, ethics, and standards...extremely low mind you but there nonetheless!...
The thing most people in this thread don't seem to realize is that goalies only take up most of the net from the angle of the shot because they move around so well. In other words if you're watching hockey from an outside perspective, you see a bunch of empty net, right? In fact, even if you're on the ice watching the play, you still see a lot of empty net. Even if you have the puck, you'll see a bunch of net around the goalie's shoulders and legs. But the truth is that if you got on your belly and looked at the view from the puck's perspective, there is almost no free space in the upper parts of the net (so a fat goalie does nothing) and the most space is actually in the lowest foot of the net (good luck finding a guy with 3 foot wide ankles). So the truth is that you're much better with a more agile goalie who is tall enough not to get shots over his shoulders when he's on his knees (but not so tall that the hole between his legs is huge) and agile enough to get into position for every shot. The prototypical goalie body is in the 6'-6'3" range and wiry. Think Marc-André Fleury and Ryan Miller - tall guys, yes, but in the 180lbs range, and if you saw them with their shirts off you'd think they were scrawny little dudes. The pads add the bulk for almost no cost in weight. To add volume to the goalie by adding 40lbs of fat would absolutely destroy their foot quickness and ability to slide around side to side. Bigger, heavier goalies have to play more positionally because they aren't as quick (think JS Giguere in his prime), while smaller guys have the speed (and the need) to move around more for every save.Equipment isn't really the reason, I'm not sure why the top comment is about equipment. If a player physically needs equipment beyond the scope of the rules, it's evaluated on a case-by-case basis. Example: Zdeno Chara's stick is longer than the league maximum because he's 6'9" and actually needs it that long just to be able to stand normally and play. If a goalie actually had 14" wide shin bones I'm sure he'd get to use wider pads, but if he were that big he'd be useless because he would have absolutely no side-to-side mobility. Every shot would be in off the post 6 inches off the ice because he couldn't get there fast enough.
Jealousy coach...that's what's driving this sorry ass broke dikk.
He can't cape, too ugly to post a pic or vid here...plus he's too fragile and sensitive and runs to MODs to snitch on posters
Can't blame this clown though...If snitching was the only thing that I know how to do well in life - I'd been doing it too
Wizzle tells about the different snitching incidents you have been involved in.
I know the one you turned in seven guys, you also got 4 guys banned .
One of the moderators basically said " he helps us out"
??????
...and I got the PMs from MODs to prove it.
The lowlife needs to take his imaginary capping talents to a Ping-Pong subforum - as that's the only place on this board where no one knows, that he's a fkng RAT.
She's like the black Grimace.
WalkingLuckCharm gave Russian Rocket 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.
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