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    blackHIPPY
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    Jj golds funeral

    When the inevitable happens
    sign in if you're going to his funeral.
    Who would be his Paul bearers diggity and tt?

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    We have to go for his final rights

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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Will read eulogy.

    Coach is a father figure to me.

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    GUMMO77
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    Costco casket.

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    Anyone have his will?

    Who is he leaving sh#$ to?

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    Where do you think it would be NJ or Vegas.

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    Seaweed
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    Hes already buried in sports gambling

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    Meadowlands Racetrack

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Where do you think it would be NJ or Vegas.
    Think he will be buried in the Vegas desert, cheaper funeral costs and it is what he always wanted to die in the city of sin.

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    Would be the biggest funeral in forumville since Kenny (rip).

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Think he will be buried in the Vegas desert, cheaper funeral costs and it is what he always wanted to die in the city of sin.
    Yeah I get that sort of like those Navy guys that get buried at Sea.

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    When it does happen it will go down in world history as the largest gathering of degenerate gamblers ever, may he rest in peace.

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    Why nobody is hitting on female mosquitoes here? Is this gay forum or something?
    Last edited by Antibet; 08-07-16 at 04:23 AM.

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    If he comes to mine, I'll go to his.
    Otherwise fukk him!

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    He already died like 5 years ago. This is imposter jj now adays.

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    who is this jj gold? some rap star from 90's?

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    And you call yourself a Pro?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Where do you think it would be NJ or Vegas.

    It will have to be posted as LV, but in reality, take place in NJ.

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    Guys, it's true. Jjgold died because I took huge dump on his head yesterday


    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    I want to land on jjgold's bald head and take a crap on it in order to infect him with virus zika for his racial comments

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    Antibet, pics or it never happened.

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    no funerals

    Actually they are fading as people cannot afford them anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Antibet, pics or it never happened.



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    He's either not dead or awake.....in jj's case could be the same.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post

    Damm!!!!! It did really happen. Good job

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    Funeral will be held at the Aria sports book

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    no funerals

    Actually they are fading as people cannot afford them anymore
    make sure you give jeffrey 90.00 to pay for the obit or no one will know. no insurance no funeral that's a given.

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    SBR should do the right thing and help jj family with funeral costs

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    Rip JJ

    never knew he was gone.

    anyone know who got his bet points in his will?
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    Instead of spreading his ashes, SBR will be spreading his points around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    no funerals

    Actually they are fading as people cannot afford them anymore
    They are a racket. I am going to be cremated with a nice, independent memorial service.

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    I'll be bringing snacks.

    Figs and oriole cookies.

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    we'll have to charter a boat and go off shore, as the "guys back east" will have dumped him there after fitting him with an awesome set of cement shoes

    and he'd better hope they catch up to him before I do..... they'll whack him quick.... I'm gonna straight up torture his ass in a slo, degrading, debilitating, painful process..... which I'll film, as well.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I'll be bringing snacks.

    Figs and oriole cookies.
    Very nice, Diggity.
    I'll bring a 17 pack of PBR and some Sutters for the wine snobs.

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    Casket will be equipped with a glory hole and filled with cold cuts and oriole cookies. Coach will be wearing his suite.
    Last edited by pavyracer; 08-07-16 at 01:28 PM.

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