Are you fukking kidding me? Wynwood - best art in the country? Are you fukking serious? Have you ever been out of Miami? Wynwood is a fukking dump. I can find much better art/graffiti in Austin, Venice beach or a few gang related streets in Compton. GTFOH with that shit. Up and coming breweries? haha. Now you just trolling. Farmers market? did you really put fruit and vegetables on your top 10 list??? Stop it.
Miami nightclubs are the most pretentious, uptight, boring, sit on the wall clubs in the country. Unless you are Latin, don't waste your time. Zero, music scene.
What dime have you ever gotten laid by? Your game is as bad as your list. The nice looking women in Miami do not live in Miami. They are just visiting and you know that.
What city does not have a casino near by? Miami's are horrible. Do you play electronic blackjack? Miami casino's are shitholes. Come on man, you need to get out more. How old are you?
What outside activities are you talking about? Walking the mall? The beach that you already mentioned? Cigars, rum? Oh, you get that at Wynwood too I guess. I'll hop over to the Bahamas, Jamaica or Cuba if I want rum and cigars. Nobody gets cigars/rum from Miami.
Face it, you live in a the shittiest city in the US. There is absolutely NOTHING to do in Miami. The people suck, jobs suck, the city sucks outside of a few places in South Beach.
Sure, you can easily check out a Dolphin, Marlin or Heat game because nobody fukking goes. I walked up and bought tickets to Mark McGwire when he was on his epic home run streak. I walked up and bought a playoff ticket to see the Heat in year 1 with Lebron at the damn gate. Miami has the worst fans in the country by far.
Here's the Miami Heat championship parade compared with the Cleveland Cavaliers championship parade. Your city sucks bro.