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    VIDEO REPORT: SW La CASINO Action–Slots, Poker, and JJ Gold Shoutout!

    DonkLand took its Roadshow to L’Auberge and the Golden Nugget Lake Charles, and once again produced some impressive results in the GN Poker Room, and raping some slot machines for some healthy profits (The Donk gives SBR's own JJ Gold a few KIND WORDS in the vids:

    http://:<a href="https://www.youtube...zlGYbKcnSQ</a>

    and a call out both JJ and Bobby "Scam Eagle Small b, and a" Waves after this $500 buck win (drunk and winning obviously brings out well, not the "best" of the Donk, but rather this:



    and as for poker, The Donk took his game to the 1-3 nlhe table at Golden Nugget when given an hour and a half window to play, and the $200 buyin produced quick results, taking down a couple of loose, aggressive locals, to triple-up plus and cash out up 3.5 times the buyin.....

    here's a photo of my stack a mere 24 mins into the session:



    and a decision to pound the Kitty Glitter penny slots was wise, as a bonus re-trigger within bonus play produced over $500 in winnings; played it back down to $500 bucks even before deciding that much a like a worn out, hungover babe at 5:30 am on a sunday morning back in DonkLand's heyday, it simply was through putting out.....



    That'll wrap up this month's CASINO REPORT..........

    OH YEAH, one last time: BLOW ME, JJ,..... YOU KEEP BACKIN' WAVES AND I'LL THROW YOU BOTH IN THE BEELLLAAAGGGIIIOOOOO (DONK'S DRUNK PRONUNCIATION HERE) FOUNTAIN!!!!"

    ad, out!

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    How much did you win??

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    mods must've deleted the other thread....

    video that should've posted first above is now posted below.....
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    Go see my man Paul in the VIP lounge at LDL next time you are there! Good peeps and a strong pour.

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    HERE'S the leading vid that SBR didn't publish correctlyfor some reason:


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How much did you win??
    more than you owe the "boys back east".....

    if you meant on that particular panther win, it shut down somewhere in the $500+ range... didn't realize I stopped that vid before the machine stopped paying....

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    Nice hit
    Your tough when your drunk

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    damit donk , givem hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nice hit
    Your tough when your drunk
    your only chance is to "come at me, bro" when I am drunk.... you catch me sober and the ass-kicking I dispense will be brutal and over very quickly.....

    at least if I'm very drunk you might land a shot or two given what will be my obviously-reduced drunken capabilities.....

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    When you coming to Vegas I won't be here for a week

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    donker go find jj and make a video of you pimp slapping him. i'll give you 2 points.

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    Prob heading to Lake Charles for the weekend.

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    Do you guys think this guy is tough
    Maybe I misreading the situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    Prob heading to Lake Charles for the weekend.
    good luck....

    about time to catch some trout in the surf.... give me a heads up on any green to shore conditions, and I'll make a run down to the coast

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do you guys think this guy is tough
    Maybe I misreading the situation
    how are you at reading ceilings?

    as if I run into you in a bad mood and you don't have your hat in your hand, you'll be staring up at one when you wake up....

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