Wait, you muscle out a long-winded paragraph about somebody's misfortune at the zoo, but only dedicate a tiny little blurb at the end to the passing of the great Cassius Clay? What kind of sick person does that? Are you dancing on the grave of the GOAT?
I'm curious as to what gives you the right to barge in here with such ill intent? Why would you carry on about some monkey and a 4-year-old and their chance meeting on the monkey's turf, but relegate a boxing legend to a mere addendum... and a snarky, insincere one at that.
I can't stop shaking my damn head over here and I may lobby for you to serve a suspension here at SBR.
In fact, I will start the petition right now...
Dear fellow members of SBR, if you are as outraged as I am at the audacity and disrespect of "habitual winning" (whom I've never fukking heard of pal) then please deposit one betpoint into my account. After I have accrued no less than 20 betpoints from 20 disgruntled individuals perturbed by the aforementioned poster's misdeeds, I will forward the information to Shari and have this offender banned for at least a week, and make him ponder the error of his ways... the bastard!
Now start firing away those betpoints. Rest assured it's going to a great cause: forum etiquette and it's dogged enforcement.