1. 05-02-16 01:27 PM #71
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    I am working on it coach.

    Still bust with all of the POTY obligations.

    Aiming for the WSOP
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  2. 05-02-16 01:29 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I already put Jay on for next month at times I leave off people that should be on or don't give them a high-ranking

    Jay get to Vegas
    Ya it appears giving out multiple winners doesn't play into overall rankings.
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  3. 05-02-16 01:32 PM #73
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    Congrats Donk

    A top ten for me. Legit AF
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  4. 05-02-16 01:42 PM #74
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    i never rly understand if kvb is actually saying anything or not
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  5. 05-02-16 02:06 PM #75
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    Donker congrats.....well done

    Coach 49th? I cracked a cheating scandal in the poker room for christ sakes......


    fukin OPie top 10? for what? His catching of a frozen fish???
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  6. 05-02-16 02:22 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post


    fukin OPie top 10? for what? His catching of a frozen fish???
    The mother fukker almost fell off the boat doing it, too.

    Fishing in a suit and tie. Unreal.
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  7. 05-02-16 02:25 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    The mother fukker almost fell off the boat doing it, too.

    Fishing in a suit and tie. Unreal.
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  8. 05-02-16 03:17 PM #78
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    monitoring thread closely

    any negative remarks could cost you next month
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    Congrats Donk, crazy posting style but always entertaining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    fukin OPie top 10? for what? His catching of a frozen fish???
    You mad, bruh??

    Eagles
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  11. 05-02-16 05:48 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Mo, did you show up to work drunk again??
    Dangles, my attorney is advising me not to answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Dangles, my attorney is advising me not to answer.
    Stop
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    monitoring thread closely

    any negative remarks could cost you next month
    oh no...what will we ever do, with just devastating news.
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  14. 05-02-16 06:27 PM #84
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    Automan stole the award from KVB the last day with planned video
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  15. 05-02-16 06:34 PM #85
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    Congrats Autodonk!! Do you need to blow JJgold to get in the top 50?
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  16. 05-02-16 06:55 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan stole the award from KVB the last day with planned video
    All good as Donker and KVB are proud #FLYme, the largest thread in this place. Well deserved for the both of them.
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  17. 05-02-16 09:40 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by pboozer57 View Post
    Congrats Autodonk!! Do you need to blow JJgold to get in the top 50?
    boozer post more in players talk and your on the list
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  18. 05-03-16 09:32 AM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan stole the award from KVB the last day with planned video
    it was quite a hail mary that was completed on the last day of the month.....

    tho the idea for the dirk diggler reset in the form of Donk Fukkin' Diggler was provided to me on the cruise by two babes at the $2-5 poker table, who both kept staring at my crotch when I stood up from the table to reach the waiter handing me my drinks..... I was in the one seat and he couldn't reach me due to the f'd up way their pit was set up..... (their poker room consisted of one ten person poker table surrounded by black jack tables that were roped off as usual)
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  19. 05-03-16 09:37 AM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If we find out it is not him in video there is a clause I can revoke in a special video

    We are investigating now

    know guys in Houston..scouts that work for me handicapping that can look him up
    If there weren't so many f'n different shift JJ's, u'd already know that the same guy in the video has met sbr'er Oneunder in vegas..... and triple d bets can confirm both atty status and voice, as can Russian Rocket, both of whom I've talked to on the phone.....

    yes, that same voice, the one that makes wolverines purr

    but you can have your "handcapping scouts" come by Donkland..... i'm sure they're actually part of a landscaping crew.... tell them bring their mowers, as my usual yard guy comes only once every two weeks, and the recent rains have my lawn needing an "inbetween trim".....
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  20. 05-03-16 09:44 AM #90
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    It is confirmed the guy in the video is Autdonk

    Took a few days but my team sent me the fax today

    Congrats
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: Auto Donk
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  21. 05-03-16 10:03 AM #91
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    no problem..... many who've come through DonkLand have often wondered how one person can cover so many bases, excel at so many different things, have so many facets, and -- in particular regard to the babes -- make them feel so good..... Many, both male and female, and have said I should write a book about my various travels, exploits and experiences.....

    A former Ms. Texas' better lookin' littler sister, after spending a weekend with me in DonkLand, put it best: "I wish I could bottle how good you make me feel, how great it feels when you make me come, in little ounce bottles and sell it, as women would pay a million bucks per ounce for it".....

    (and candidly, from some of the content in the various threads related to that 10.0000 post commemorative video, some guys would shell out their coin for it, as well)
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  22. 05-03-16 10:34 AM #92
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    It sounded like a chubby Texan ...

    or a Texan with a chubby.

    Yeah, it was Donk.
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  23. 05-03-16 10:47 AM #93
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    Automan say we are eating and I throw water in your face ??

    What happens next?? Do not forget we are in high end place so I doubt you can do anything
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  24. 05-03-16 11:00 AM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    no problem..... many who've come through DonkLand have often wondered how one person can cover so many bases, excel at so many different things, have so many facets, and -- in particular regard to the babes -- make them feel so good..... Many, both male and female, and have said I should write a book about my various travels, exploits and experiences.....

    A former Ms. Texas' better lookin' littler sister, after spending a weekend with me in DonkLand, put it best: "I wish I could bottle how good you make me feel, how great it feels when you make me come, in little ounce bottles and sell it, as women would pay a million bucks per ounce for it".....

    (and candidly, from some of the content in the various threads related to that 10.0000 post commemorative video, some guys would shell out their coin for it, as well)
    Donk. Maybe re-read my shit. I "outed" you to the forum about the tunnel system that you and your "community", neighbors have...
    We all know damn-well now, how you "multi-task"!!

    With nothing but Love,
    and the desire to stay alive!! Thank you!!
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  25. 05-03-16 11:26 AM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan say we are eating and I throw water in your face ??

    What happens next?? Do not forget we are in high end place so I doubt you can do anything
    very doubtful you'd even think about such an act.....

    if you did, your hand would start to shake.... (even worse than it has in many of your vids).... you'd lose your nerve at carrying through on the act, and sit the glass of water back down, hopefully not shaking in intimidation so much that your drop the water in your lap.....

    nah, JJ, you're a guy that hits people up for burgers and fries on this site already; I'm offering you a filet, sides and some damn good cabernet at one of the best steakhouses in Vegas....

    you might be a fuk up, but you wouldn't fuk that setting up

    AD

    ps, but, if you did, fuk the setting, it would be worth it to come across the table, punch you in the head before you even sat the glass back down, beat your ass, steaks and bernaise sauce flying everywhere, cause a scene, maybe even do a night in jail, just so I could have my wife video it on her phone, thereby ensuring me a Poster of the Year on SBR award once the masses here get a load of that video

    you'd wake up in a local hospital and your face would have that funny "asparagus piss" odor on it from when I pulled out my crank and pissed on it while you lay there on Morton's carpet unconscious..... (I always order a side of asparagus at Morton's)
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  26. 05-03-16 11:35 AM #96
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    Where is this dinner happening? I`m in. Want to meet both of you fukkers. I pay my own way.
    Casual attire, though shoes required!

    Set this shit up. I`m fukking bored.
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  27. 05-03-16 11:43 AM #97
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    I had it set up in Vegas a year or so ago at Morton's, while JJ was allegedly staying across the street at silver sevens.... he dodged me and ducked me all week..... I even had an investigator photograph him at the bus stop outside the silver sevens a week prior to my visit to confirm he was around.....

    but he vanished all week the following week I was there, never even responding to numerous messages I left for him on several threads at the time that he was posting in..... I attribute it to Mr. Corbin being a different person than the 2nd-5th shift JJ's.... but it still sucked

    here he was a week before my visit:



    the jerk couldn't even walk across the street there and meet me at Morton's which he's facing from that bench
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  28. 05-03-16 11:44 AM #98
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    I met a guy yesterday PiMIKE at South Point

    Guy knew I was broke and bought me lunch

    Last year with Automan was a miscommunication error and his end that's all
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    Who the fukk here would not buy you lunch? A broke-dikk?
    I will even split the tab with Donk, though I would never suggest that I can hang with this man dollar for dollar. Because I know that I can`t!!
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  30. 05-03-16 11:51 AM #100
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    yep, I believe you, JJ..... all the damn posting jj's didn't get the real Michael Jack Corbin in the loop at the time..... I even went so far as to create a thread at the time searching for him while I was there. This thread:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...get-ready.html
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  31. 05-03-16 11:52 AM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I met a guy yesterday PiMIKE at South Point

    Guy knew I was broke and bought me lunch

    Last year with Automan was a miscommunication error and his end that's all
    I can confirm that JJ was planning on meeting Automan for dinner in Vegas last year. He told me several times that week "Opie...I really want to meet donk and his wife, but the jerkoff isn't communicating. What am I supposed to do?"

    1000% true story.
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  32. 05-03-16 11:53 AM #102
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    You should see his house Gold. A fukking mansion. Guns everywhere, and a heliport that he and his "community" share.
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    ps... and to whoever asked me about why I have a beef with that stupid mother fukkin' hood wearing pussy seeweed -- I think it was Giant -- the thread above shows where that stupid fukkin' gecko comes at me from out of the blue with some stupid ass "saloon" shit while trolling me....

    I never even knew who this lizard-like prick was until he started trolling me for some reason..... so Giant, there you have it.... your prick friend started the shit, and has obviously bitten off far more than he can chew -- his powerful oversized gecko beak and jaws not withstanding.....

    sign up, weeder..... waves is already in, so I'll kick your ass in a cage match after I knock his ass out and titty-fuk his small b-cup flappy rack with my boots in the ring
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    Going out to eat and maybe a "high" ride. When I return, I expect confirmation of dinner date, god damn it.

    Donk, Based on what Opie posted - I think you are ducking me and Gold.
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    Donk, you ducking me and Gold?
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