1. 04-02-16 07:10 AM #106
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    This Chica really hit the jackpot tonight. ...lol
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  2. 04-02-16 07:15 AM #107
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    usc guy......top 5 poster......sbr4eva
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  3. 04-02-16 07:47 AM #108
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  4. 04-02-16 09:21 AM #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Hey Tony, Fuk u pal. I'm here for SBR 1st. Fuk these bitches.

    Booya post the pics.

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  5. 04-02-16 09:23 AM #110
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    With that Troy Polamalu hair, she's a solid 4 out 27, Philly Guy...I think you should try to dip into that for sure on the 2nd date
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  6. 04-02-16 09:35 AM #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
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    AWESOME!! I always liked them. "Girl you know it's true" one of my faves. What happened to the other guy??

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  7. 04-02-16 09:53 AM #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
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    Is that a fukkin chia pet?
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  8. 04-02-16 09:59 AM #113
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    Unreal

    I would bang her
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  9. 04-02-16 10:08 AM #114
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    JJ you would bang anything that moves at this point

    How's the cigar bar?

    Always pass it when walking around but never really stopped in
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  10. 04-02-16 10:25 AM #115
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    Quote Originally Posted by ByeShea View Post
    And yet your old lady has a mustache. At least she can cook.

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  11. 04-02-16 11:10 AM #116
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    Damn that is a SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!!!

    AS far as advice for USC, it's simple..... do as Tom Hanks friend in the movie Bachelor Party yelled out while watching the porno movies that the women had cut all the actual sex out of:

    LAY THAT PIPE, BROTHER, LAY THAT PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  12. 04-02-16 11:15 AM #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Sorry men. At Capitol grille now. Don't think she's Pacific Islander. I'd say dad black mom Filipino. Lots of hair. Prob huge bush.
    SO long as there wasn't a huge kahk protruding from that huge bush, just fold that muff over to the side and lap away.......
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  13. 04-02-16 11:18 AM #118
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would pay 300 just for a date and no sex
    slip me $200 in vegas, and I'll set you up with a date AND sex......

    my wife didn't ask me, in a serious tone, soon after we first met, "are you a pimp?" for no reason......
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  14. 04-02-16 11:20 AM #119
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    slip me $200 in vegas, and I'll set you up with a date AND sex......

    my wife didn't ask me, in a serious tone, soon after we first met, "are you a pimp?" for no reason......
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  15. 04-02-16 11:23 AM #120
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Stealthy I think he's holding out on us.

    Philly just give us a taste pal!!!
    like Don Fanucci in the Godfather II when shaking down young Vito Coreleone's street gang for a piece of the latter's action, this SBR poster won't be greedy, he just wants "enough to wet his beak"......



    tho, in this case, admittedly, "enough to merely wet his beak" is quite a lot
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  16. 04-02-16 11:33 AM #121
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    Need to see a few more picture PhillyGuy
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  17. 04-02-16 11:34 AM #122
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
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    judging by the hair on top of her head (that ruly, unkempt mane), you'd have probably spent an hour trying to find your way, with the help of a small machete, through her tangled bush to get to that phat Somoan pussy..... makes you wonder if her muff was two-tone, like her hair, as well

    I have to agree with whatever poster said "keep the phone hidden" on early dates with a new babe.... whip out your phone, generally speaking, and you won't be whipping out your kahk later.......

    I'm interested in the art, however, of snapping photos of your date without her finding out.... that's pretty cool, and haven't had the opportunity to do that since I've been "dating" the same woman -- my wife -- since about the time smart phones hit the market....

    as for long term prospects..... here's one person's view of what you might be in store for should things happen to get serious....

    http://mindfulmessmom.com/2015/01/17...is-what-i-get/
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  18. 04-02-16 11:35 AM #123
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    AWESOME!! I always liked them. "Girl you know it's true" one of my faves. What happened to the other guy??

    [IMG][/IMG]

    Opie funny as shit......THATS why he was 2011 Poster of The Year
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  19. 04-02-16 11:38 AM #124
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    Quote Originally Posted by Covy View Post
    JJ you would bang anything that moves at this point

    How's the cigar bar?

    Always pass it when walking around but never really stopped in
    Covy bar was ok....great selection of cigars but $10 cover for men on friday and saturday a bit much......lots of women there......If you have any type of game you'd do well there
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  20. 04-02-16 11:44 AM #125
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    ps. USC PHilly..... as you're a pretty good poker player, I'm surprised you didn't at least get a hummer.....

    how the fuk did you miss the "obvious tell" that's apparent even in the one photo we have of her???? her eyes are mesmerizingly closed as she's smokin' a "pole"..... clearly, she was imagining your kahk being in the place of that stogie at that very moment!!!!!
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  21. 04-02-16 11:45 AM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Need to see a few more picture PhillyGuy
    holy shit, ROCKET..... I JUST TOOK a second look at that photo, and realized what's on the CANVAS!!!!!!

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. 04-02-16 11:47 AM #127
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    Guys were all a mess on here.

    Wirey haired. Crazy eyes. Banged up. Cigarette burns in our shirts.
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  23. 04-02-16 11:58 AM #128
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    some day, hopefully soon, when people around the world google "seaweed", the first image that pops up in the search will be this:



    IF SBR EVER ACTUALLY HAS ANOTHER BASH, I'm going to have fifty-plus t-shirts made with this image on them to pass out to all attendees.....
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  24. 04-02-16 02:03 PM #129
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    AWESOME!! I always liked them. "Girl you know it's true" one of my faves. What happened to the other guy??

    [IMG][/IMG]

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  25. 04-02-16 02:10 PM #130
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    Bottom line the girl not bad most of us can't score that
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  26. 04-02-16 03:19 PM #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bottom line the girl not bad most of us can't score that
    what percentage of SBR's posers do you think could score this, Mr. Gold?


    and she ain't even in my top twenty.....
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  27. 04-02-16 03:33 PM #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    what percentage of SBR's posers do you think could score this, Mr. Gold?

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    and she ain't even in my top twenty.....
    Donker I can't believe this chick is 50y.o.

    http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/18546/viewall

    but some of her current pix are kind of showing the extensive wear and tear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Donker I can't believe this chick is 50y.o.

    http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/18546/viewall

    but some of her current pix are kind of showing the extensive wear and tear

    HER
    LOL.... her real name is Lisa....

    and I can wholeheartedly claim I am responsible for some of that wear and tear.....

    in fact, my ottoman still has a stain on it from her wazheeen being so f'n wet on it......

    she's def. put on a little weight.....

    I need to see if I can find a few of the photos she sent of herself (quasi-x rated) that she sent me back in 2006, when she had her run in DonkLand.....
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  29. 04-02-16 06:17 PM #134
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  30. 04-02-16 06:17 PM #135
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    philly say it isn't so
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