1. 03-04-16 02:59 AM #1
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    Is Jessica Alba worth 350 million?

    Googled it and it says net worth 350 million

    How is that even possible?

    Matt Damon who is in huge movie after huge movie for decades is worth 75 million...how could Alba possibly be worth over 4x as much?

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  2. 03-04-16 03:04 AM #2
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    I did some "research" consisting of clicking the link and it says she has like 20% of some unheard of baby products and cleaning products company called The Honest Company that's worth 200 mil...unreal...I tell ya more of these celebrities need to go into businesses bc they can then promote then with the free advertising they get

    "The Honest Co" sells shampoo for 10 bucks a bottle bc it's non-toxic or something unlike the enriched uranium ur showering with
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  3. 03-04-16 03:32 AM #3
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    She's hot. Period
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  4. 03-04-16 07:51 AM #4
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    Those sites very inaccurate
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  5. 03-04-16 10:06 AM #5
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    her ass used to be

    may still be; I haven't seen it in a while
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  6. 03-04-16 10:54 AM #6
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    Yes. I release 350 million to her all the time.
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  7. 03-04-16 10:59 AM #7
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    selling stuff baby and pet related is like printing money
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  8. 03-04-16 03:01 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    selling stuff baby and pet related is like printing money
    I agree...middle-class parents think spending a fortune on baby clothes silk diapers and shampoo w gold flakes is a good idea...ppl are suckers good on her for capitalizing
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  9. 03-04-16 04:01 PM #9
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    I guess Matt Damon should work harder
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  10. 03-04-16 04:08 PM #10
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    ye she made most of it from her business. she cant have made too much from all the shitty films she was in so i guess she kinda semi retired from acting lol
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  11. 03-04-16 04:17 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach Potato View Post
    ye she made most of it from her business. she cant have made too much from all the shitty films she was in so i guess she kinda semi retired from acting lol
    All movie stars should endorse companies like this just for the free network advertising which costs normal companies millions....say you're on a "mission" for this or that (always something needing to be sold for huge profits...no one is ever on a mission which costs them anything) then sell some overpriced garbage to the suckers and make a killing
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  12. 03-04-16 04:32 PM #12
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    Here's Jessica explaining (aka free advertising which starts @ min 12 and continues into the afterlife) that everything around you is toxic BUT before you succumb to the toxins and embrace sweet death to escape your pain you're in luck...if you go to the honest company website and buy all their products you and your family dont have to die...the choice is yours of course

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  13. 03-04-16 04:44 PM #13
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    i remember a while ago when it came out that she has herpes (someone outed her with photos of her Valtrex prescription), but didn't seem to hurt her too much.
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  14. 03-04-16 06:43 PM #14
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    Products take you from "rich" to "wealthy".

    P Diddy sold millions and millions of albums. That clothing line gave him 20X the income.
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  15. 03-04-16 06:44 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    selling stuff baby and pet related is like printing money
    Manny, what about diapers made of real pets? I think it might make me millions?!?!
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  16. 03-04-16 06:44 PM #16
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    I liCK those herpes clean and i would let all of you watch
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  17. 03-04-16 06:46 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by INVEGA MAN View Post
    I liCK those herpes clean and i would let all of you watch
    INVEGA, No!
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  18. 03-04-16 06:48 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Manny, what about diapers made of real pets? I think it might make me millions?!?!
    Pet food made from discarded babies is your better move. Just have it all run through China.
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  19. 03-04-16 06:49 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    Pet food made from discarded babies is your better move. Just have it all run through China.
    Ralphie, clever!
    I didn't think of that!
    You want in on that? Would take a 65:35 partner there!
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  20. 03-04-16 06:55 PM #20
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    smart, hot and rich.... thats one lucky dude who knocked her up
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  21. 03-04-16 06:55 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Ralphie, clever!
    I didn't think of that!
    You want in on that? Would take a 65:35 partner there!
    Only if we set up in Switzerland or the Caymans. I don't want those crazy animal/human rights people coming after me.
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  22. 03-04-16 06:56 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    Only if we set up in Switzerland or the Caymans. I don't want those crazy animal/human rights people coming after me.
    Switzerland it is! I can go over the border with 9999€ every day, without controls.
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  23. 03-04-16 07:09 PM #23
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    I think she was on Shark Tank.
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  24. 03-04-16 07:12 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I think she was on Shark Tank.
    Some things on there are not bad at all.
    But sometimes, you wanna punch these guys straight in the face....
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  25. 03-04-16 07:18 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Some things on there are not bad at all.
    But sometimes, you wanna punch these guys straight in the face....
    LOL. Yeah, I know.
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  26. 03-04-16 07:25 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    She's got Period
    What???
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  27. 03-04-16 07:25 PM #27
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    that bank acct makes her way hotter. baby got back
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  28. 03-04-16 07:27 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    LOL. Yeah, I know.
    Remember the guys who wanted $5 million for a 34% stake of a "motorcycle film"?
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  29. 03-04-16 07:35 PM #29
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    Never heard of her.
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  30. 03-04-16 07:37 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Never heard of her.
    Pavy, mod meeting now! Skype.
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  31. 03-04-16 07:38 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Pavy, mod meeting now! Skype.
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  32. 03-04-16 07:40 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Manny, what about diapers made of real pets? I think it might make me millions?!?!
    fox fur bra with nipple holes for hardcore Suisse breast feeders
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  33. 03-04-16 09:48 PM #33
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    A modern-day genius is revealed...

    At 22:30 of the video I posted Alba lays tha hammer down!

    Her mission is to protect us from agonizing death by helping us avoid all the toxic/carcinogenic chemicals that are in mmmm well it turns out everything. She has made avoiding certain death easy as all you need to do is purchase all of her websites "essential" bundles. Now bc these bundles are so vital you are also simultaneously signed up for a monthly subscription so that these bundles of extremely high-priced items (saving your life aint cheap!) like 12 dollar safe baby powder instead of that 3 dollar poison you've been inhaling will be on your doorstep every month.
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  34. 03-04-16 09:55 PM #34
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    She's hot as hell. Wish she would put some weight on tho. She's really skinny.
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  35. 03-04-16 10:09 PM #35
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    Oddly enough apparently smoking DOESN'T actually cause cancer....as a result you will often see Alba with a cigarette in hand
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