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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Johny why did you decide to go back only 2 months?
    Did something happen prior to that?
    Alrite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Smoke. Its accurate and a good ratio for myself. I wasnt speaking for you or others. Although proly for you. Since you make use of the gloryhole express lane. Your ratio last 2 months is 0:12. Close?
    never been to a gloryhole pal. that's for fruits like jj

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    is there such a thing as a classy glory hole? something a little more high end

    friend of a brother of mine thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    is there such a thing as a classy glory hole? something a little more high end

    friend of a brother of mine thanks

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    If not for the anal sex, I could be persuaded to switch teams

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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    I had pussy 5x the last 2 months. And 0x diks. 5:0 is a excellent ratio.
    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Johny why did you decide to go back only 2 months?
    Did something happen prior to that?
    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Yeah if your lifetime ratio is 48:2, you're still gay bra
    SBR posters sharp as hell today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    I had pussy 5x the last 2 months. And 0x diks. 5:0 is a excellent ratiosbr..
    Reminds me of that thread where the dude was asking why hes getting gay ads on SBR....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikewlgm View Post
    This made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nah man, we been gay.

    Nothing new.
    Nice

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    Gay is the new Frank Sinatra

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    As long as King Mayan keeps posting SBR will always be gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Gay is the new opie198
    Agree

    The way he keeps himself prim and proper says total closet screamer but thats ok...

    Just wish he'd come out and embrace himself for who he really is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Agree

    The way he keeps himself prim and proper says total closet screamer but thats ok...

    Just wish he'd come out and embrace himself for who he really is...
    Wow! So along with you being fat, bald, and beaver-toothed....you're also a homophobe.

    Nice.

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    Opie calling someone a homophobe.

    I have now seen it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Opie calling someone a homophobe.

    I have now seen it all.
    Screw you, queer!

    I'll call this roo-fukker whatever the fukk I want!!

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    This round goes to Acoochy.

    Opie is coming apart at the seams.

    Nomination(s):
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    Most bartenders I know that work local joints say the same thing as this guy does at the 3:50 mark . There's lot of closet cases out there.


    I guarantee you there are posters (including the ones that crow the loudest about not being gay) that love the threads about rooster size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Waves got hard just thinkin' about the secret handshake, and the anticipation it brings.....

    Indeed, the excitement of heading into a stinky public park restroom to drop trow and have someone shove their kahk up his ass.....

    damn he lives the "high life"
    lol

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    Some here identify as Pansexuals, excluding myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Some here identify as Pansexuals, excluding myself.
    I’m not having sex with a pan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashin81 View Post
    Reminds me of that thread where the dude was asking why hes getting gay ads on SBR....
    was that eaglesfan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    I’m not having sex with a pan.

  26. #61
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    Im not gay

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    I bag a lot of chicks. They use me and I have learned to deal with it.

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    I block all the gays.

    Ronnie, Joey something, JTS, Fire, tonycome. There are others I'm sure. I don't care too look.

  29. #64
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    Anything I said 3 years ago DOES NOT COUNT!

  30. #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    If not for the anal sex, I could be persuaded to switch teams
    Dan you out of the closet yet?

  31. #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    If not for the anal sex, I could be persuaded to switch teams
    it took me like 15 minutes to figure out what you meant.

    At first honestly I thought you meant that the only reason you were still straight is b/c women let you do anal and therefore you didn’t need anal from a guy

    BUT....


    now I get it... you are saying you hate womens personalities and would rather be married to a dude from a compatability/chemistry stand point but you don’t want to be gay b/c you would not want to do anal with a guy?

    am I right?

  32. #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    I block all the gays.

    Ronnie, Joey something, JTS, Fire, tonycome. There are others I'm sure. I don't care too look.
    Whoa dude, the Democratic party that you so passionately are a part of would literally burn you at the stake for saying that.

  33. #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    I got in trouble for using a gay slur earlier today, so yes.
    Referencing my line infraction at SBR.

    Good bump

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    The above picture is basically every SBR Bash that has been held ever.

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