1. 02-20-16 04:15 AM #1
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    Man sues golden corral for 2 million dollars.

    http://dailyheadlines.net/2016/02/ma...you-hear-why/#

    A fifty one year old Springfield, Massachusetts man is suing Golden Corral because he bought the all you can eat buffet but was kicked out before he was finished. Despite the fact that they let him have what he ate for free, Mr Fleming (Or Mr Flemmings, name is uncertain) is suing them for 2 million dollars for false advertisement. Golden Corral offers an all you can eat buffet. Mr Fleming says that not only was he still hungry but:
    “It’s a serious injustice, and I am deeply insulted! With my income, I rarely go to the restaurant, so I try to get as much as I can for my money when I do. This was the worst experience I have ever had in a restaurant. Not only did they kick me out while I was still hungry, but they looked at me like I was disgusting, like I was not worthy of eating there! It’s unacceptable, and I demand a compensation!”
    By now, you are probably wondering what you are missing. Mr Fleming had stayed at the buffet for over seven hours and consumed 50 to 70 pounds of food.

    Normally, I would consider this an open and shut case as he purchased the lunch buffet which lasts only 5 1/2 hours and he was actually eating the supper buffet. However, this being Massachusetts, common sense does not apply. Top Golden Corral executives claim the decision to toss Mr Fleming was the act of an over zealous manager and they say they offered Fleming a sizable cash offer as compensation. Fleming admits that they made him a very generous offer, but he believes he can get more by going to court.
    The case will begin it’s proceedings on March 7th.
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  2. 02-20-16 04:45 AM #2
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  3. 02-20-16 05:21 AM #3
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  5. 02-20-16 06:38 AM #5
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    Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
    Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
    Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
    Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
    Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
    Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
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  6. 02-20-16 08:38 AM #6
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    i hope he gets 5 million
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    unreal

    Guy looks tough too
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  9. 02-20-16 09:30 AM #9
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    He and the lawyer/s who took the case should be tossed in jail for waisting (pun intended) taxpayers dollars. They're all scumbags.
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  10. 02-20-16 09:40 AM #10
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    only thing I got out of this thread is that TT's real name is Fleming or Flemmings
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    TT hopefully you win this lawsuit...best of luck pal!

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  12. 02-20-16 09:44 AM #12
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    unreal
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  13. 02-20-16 09:44 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
    Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
    Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
    Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
    Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
    Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
    Lmao I remover that episode hilarious wish u could find a clip but very hard to get Simpson stuff online
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    TT hopefully you win this lawsuit...best of luck pal!


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  15. 02-20-16 09:45 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    TT hopefully you win this lawsuit...best of luck pal!

    Holy shit, almost dropped my coffee when I saw this
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  16. 02-20-16 09:46 AM #16
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    This site claims its a fake story

    http://www.snopes.com/man-kicked-buffet-sues/
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    Quote Originally Posted by trobin31 View Post
    This site claims its a fake story

    http://www.snopes.com/man-kicked-buffet-sues/
    had a feeling it was fake when they said 70 pounds of food consumed

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    TT hopefully you win this lawsuit...best of luck pal!

    OMG

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  18. 02-20-16 10:33 AM #18
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  19. 02-20-16 10:34 AM #19
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  20. 02-20-16 10:36 AM #20
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  21. 02-20-16 12:25 PM #21
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    TT were you ever kicked out of a buffet back in your glory days?
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  22. 02-20-16 01:19 PM #22
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  23. 02-20-16 01:40 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    TT hopefully you win this lawsuit...best of luck pal!

    Jesus. What a fat fuk.
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  24. 02-20-16 02:08 PM #24
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    remember that one weekend where TT bought a cow than stayed in and ate the whole thing?

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  25. 02-22-16 03:31 PM #25
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    You look at these people then the thought enters your head...how does this person take a shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    You look at these people then the thought enters your head...how does this person take a shit
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  27. 02-22-16 03:51 PM #27
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    What would a guy like this do with a couple mill.

    He's not buying houses and cars. Or drugs & strippers.

    Renovate his TV Bedroom?
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  28. 02-22-16 03:52 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    You look at these people then the thought enters your head...how does this person take a shit
    Always wondered how they wiped their asses until the op showed us a shit towel a few years back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    You look at these people then the thought enters your head...how does this person take a shit
    A garden hose probably, you just know he has to have the worst rash ever!
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    That's the most blatant case of false advertising since the movie "The Never Ending Story."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    TT hopefully you win this lawsuit...best of luck pal!

    If Rocket would have put his tennis trophy where the flower pot is, I may have pissed myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    If Rocket would have put his tennis trophy where the flower pot is, I may have pissed myself.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post




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    this thread
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  35. 02-23-16 12:18 PM #35
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    Lolololol
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