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    Antibet
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    Unexpected surprise this morning

    So I'm taking break from gambling and this gay forum and just betting some $50 parlays before I go to bed for fun. So this morning I'm logging into my sportsbook account just to find out that I have extra $6K in my account. My thought was that they should play more defense after a long break, was too lazy to make more 4-teams parlays out of it, unfortunately.




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    1:43pm 18-Feb-16 18-Feb-16 Parlay 6-Team Parlay. 50.00 2,384.68
    1. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) Chicago Bulls (+7.5) vs Cleveland Cavaliers for 1st Half (-109) 42 - 48
    2. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Chicago Bulls/Cleveland Cavaliers (U 101.5) for 1st Half (-107) 42 - 48
    3. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) San Antonio Spurs vs Los Angeles Clippers (+2) for 1st Half (-109) 34 - 42
    4. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) San Antonio Spurs/Los Angeles Clippers (U 99.5) for 1st Half (-107) 34 - 42
    5. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) Utah Jazz vs Washington Wizards (+0.5) for 1st Half (-112) 42 - 49
    6. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Utah Jazz/Washington Wizards (U 95) for 1st Half (-115) 42 - 49
    555877091-1
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    1:43pm 18-Feb-16 18-Feb-16 Parlay 6-Team Parlay. 50.00 2,572.64
    1. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (Handicap) Chicago Bulls (+12.5) vs Cleveland Cavaliers for Game (-108) 95 - 106
    2. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) Chicago Bulls/Cleveland Cavaliers (U 205.5) for Game (-105) 95 - 106
    3. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (Handicap) San Antonio Spurs vs Los Angeles Clippers (+4.5) for Game (-107) 86 - 105
    4. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) San Antonio Spurs/Los Angeles Clippers (U 205.5) for Game (-110) 86 - 105
    5. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (Handicap) Utah Jazz vs Washington Wizards (+1.5) for Game (-105) 89 - 103
    6. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) Utah Jazz/Washington Wizards (U 196) for Game (-107) 89 - 103

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    1:44pm 18-Feb-16 18-Feb-16 Parlay 4-Team Parlay. 50.00 637.99
    1. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) Chicago Bulls (+7.5) vs Cleveland Cavaliers for 1st Half (-109) 42 - 48
    2. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Chicago Bulls/Cleveland Cavaliers (U 101.5) for 1st Half (-107) 42 - 48
    3. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) San Antonio Spurs vs Los Angeles Clippers (+2) for 1st Half (-109) 34 - 42
    4. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) San Antonio Spurs/Los Angeles Clippers (U 99.5) for 1st Half (-107) 34 - 42
    555877283-1
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    1:45pm 18-Feb-16 18-Feb-16 Parlay 4-Team Parlay. 50.00 606.35
    1. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) San Antonio Spurs vs Los Angeles Clippers (+2) for 1st Half (-109) 34 - 42
    2. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) San Antonio Spurs/Los Angeles Clippers (U 99.5) for 1st Half (-107) 34 - 42
    3. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) Utah Jazz vs Washington Wizards (+0.5) for 1st Half (-112) 42 - 49
    4. Win 18-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Utah Jazz/Washington Wizards (U 95) for 1st Half (-115) 42 - 49

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    Rio DiNero
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    Congrats, and welcome back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rio DiNero View Post
    Congrats, and welcome back!
    Thanks. No way, it's nice and healthy to sleep at night, and gambling sucks

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    lol it's literally impossible to quit gambling, it just won't let you go

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    get em Antler

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    kid is good!!

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    what a fukkin clown

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    You all are gay, and way too stupid to win in sportsbetting

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    unde0087
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    what a fukkin clown
    Way to rain on the parade Rudy, ya fuk

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    Iceberg didn't kill the penguins

    http://nhv.us/content/16024404-criti...-killed-150000


    Guy was pissed

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    antibet where were you 5 days, just answer now

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    antibet where were you 5 days, just answer now
    I'm on Tenerife enjoying the best weather in the world and lots of topless Eurotrash chicks on the beach

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    Where you from guy??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Where you from guy??
    Antarctica. I'm a penguin

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    are penguins like dolphins, ie, able to fuk humans..... if not, those euro-trash hos won't be of much use to you....

    hopefully the penguin playbook contains moves like theses:






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    Oh no, my friend. This is more like me:



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    oh iam not gay at all but i do suck at sports

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    I'm on Tenerife enjoying the best weather in the world and lots of topless Eurotrash chicks on the beach
    can u post a video?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post
    can u post a video?
    Go see for yourself: Spain, France, Italy beaches in summer time. I'm still having hard time getting use to it, you don't see 80% of women topless on America or Eastern Europe beaches

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    Congrats Antibet! Take a withdrawal and then think about whats next when you have cash in hand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Dozer View Post
    Congrats Antibet! Take a withdrawal and then think about whats next when you have cash in hand

    Thanks! Yes, I have an IT team of guys in Ukraine, already thinking of spending lucky money on a nice teambuilding event somewhere near a sea.

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    And another one. 1st half almost hit too


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    3:30pm 21-Feb-16 21-Feb-16 Parlay 6-Team Parlay. 50.00 2,332.75
    1. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) Philadelphia 76ers/Dallas Mavericks (O 204.5) for Game (-107) 103 - 129
    2. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Handicap) Philadelphia 76ers vs Dallas Mavericks (-9) for Game (-112) 103 - 129
    3. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) Los Angeles Lakers/Chicago Bulls (O 208.5) for Game (-112) 115 - 126
    4. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Handicap) Los Angeles Lakers vs Chicago Bulls (-7) for Game (-115) 115 - 126
    5. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) Utah Jazz/Portland Trail Blazers (O 196.5) for Game (-107) 111 - 115
    6. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Handicap) Utah Jazz vs Portland Trail Blazers (-2.5) for Game (-111) 111 - 115



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    3:29pm 21-Feb-16 21-Feb-16 Parlay 6-Team Parlay. 50.00 -50.00
    1. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Philadelphia 76ers/Dallas Mavericks (O 102) for 1st Half (-112) 54 - 66
    2. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) Philadelphia 76ers vs Dallas Mavericks (-5) for 1st Half (-102) 54 - 66
    3. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Los Angeles Lakers/Chicago Bulls (O 106) for 1st Half (-107) 58 - 62
    4. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) Los Angeles Lakers vs Chicago Bulls (-3.5) for 1st Half (-112) 58 - 62
    5. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Utah Jazz/Portland Trail Blazers (O 93.5) for 1st Half (-107) 52 - 47
    6. Lose 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Handicap) Utah Jazz vs Portland Trail Blazers (-1.5) for 1st Half (-102) 52 - 47

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    3:30pm 21-Feb-16 21-Feb-16 Parlay 3-Team Parlay. 50.00 304.21
    1. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Philadelphia 76ers/Dallas Mavericks (O 102) for 1st Half (-112) 54 - 66
    2. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Los Angeles Lakers/Chicago Bulls (O 106) for 1st Half (-107) 58 - 62
    3. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (1H Total) Utah Jazz/Portland Trail Blazers (O 93.5) for 1st Half (-107) 52 - 47
    557537853-1
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    3:31pm 21-Feb-16 21-Feb-16 Parlay 3-Team Parlay. 50.00 304.21
    1. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) Philadelphia 76ers/Dallas Mavericks (O 204.5) for Game (-107) 103 - 129
    2. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) Los Angeles Lakers/Chicago Bulls (O 208.5) for Game (-112) 115 - 126
    3. Win 21-Feb Basketball/NBA (Total Points) Utah Jazz/Portland Trail Blazers (O 196.5) for Game (-107) 111 - 115

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