1. 02-16-16 02:03 AM #1
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    A pigeon flew into my windshield in a parking garage.

    Scared the living Fuk out of me. How does this shit happen? How did it even get down there? Why did it fly into my car?

    I am left with so many questions; questions to which I have no answers.

    Has this ever happened to anyone?

    Where do I go from here?

    10 years ago I got off the #10 bus just north of West 72nd street and a pigeon flew into the side of my head, cutting my face and infecting me with various pigeon related ailments.

    What am I to make of this calamitous situation?

    Is this an omen of sorts?
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  2. 02-16-16 02:07 AM #2
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    Sorry but I can't help but laugh "various pigeon related ailments" lmao sorry man. Did that really happen?
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  3. 02-16-16 02:11 AM #3
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    Ive seen birds not pigeons fly into my office window many times, probably because they see straight through the window and think its still clear sailing.
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  4. 02-16-16 02:54 AM #4
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    Yes it really happened. I have bad luck with these fukkin birds.

    Though we have a real pigeon problem in my building's parking garage.

    It was a traumatic experience. I may have to call in sick to work.
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  5. 02-16-16 02:59 AM #5
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    Damn man that sucks. If I was you I would kill all of them damn pigeons. Throw some bird food out there with some poison in that bitch
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  6. 02-16-16 03:08 AM #6
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    See the good side of it Mo: it could have been a Great bustard instead of a pigeon, and that would have been a lot more hurtful!
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  7. 02-16-16 07:19 AM #7
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    Seagull shit on my head before going into a casino in atlantic city. Thought it might bring me luck, not.
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  8. 02-16-16 07:30 AM #8
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    Sounds like you did something wrong by the pigeons in a previous life.
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  9. 02-16-16 07:45 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Seagull shit on my head before going into a casino in atlantic city. Thought it might bring me luck, not.
    Seagull once stole ice cream directly out of my hand when I was a little kid of 5 or 6. Was less shocked than pissed off.
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  10. 02-16-16 08:57 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohye1980 View Post
    Damn man that sucks. If I was you I would kill all of them damn pigeons. Throw some bird food out there with some poison in that bitch
    stop
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  11. 02-16-16 08:57 AM #11
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    Did it break windshield Mo?
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  12. 02-17-16 03:56 PM #12
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    No did not break windshield thankfully.

    I ain't got no money for that.

    Would have to drive around with a broken windshield like a fukkin jerkoff.
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  13. 02-17-16 04:53 PM #13
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    Filthy little bastards,you didn't scream did you mate.
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  14. 02-17-16 05:44 PM #14
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    Bird nests in the parking lot.
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  15. 02-17-16 06:13 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohye1980 View Post
    Damn man that sucks. If I was you I would kill all of them damn pigeons. Throw some bird food out there with some poison in that bitch
    You're one of these Psycho's aren't you?


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  16. 02-17-16 06:26 PM #16
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    Put a band aid on your pu.ssy and get to work.
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  17. 02-17-16 06:53 PM #17
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    Mo, that shit happens at our farm all the time. There is a huge window in the living room and ramdomly you will just be just sitting there on a clear day and then boom fukers just comes flying in and take a header
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  18. 02-17-16 06:57 PM #18
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    Pigeons are dirty animals and create a mess where ever they go...expect a mooching relative or old friend to show up and attempt to live off you and camp on your sofa every night


    that's from a yahoo answer jagoff not me.
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  19. 02-17-16 06:59 PM #19
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    We have a deal with the Pigeons, but sometimes they break the deal

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  20. 02-17-16 07:00 PM #20
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    mo in my expertise, I think this is a gift from god to you.

    mo he is tell you not to bet any type of bird.

    stay away from cardinals, ducks, blue jays, etc etc for a week or two.


    mo you should be ok after that
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  21. 02-17-16 11:08 PM #21
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    Pigeons are the wost.

    Cops can go penetrate themselves
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  22. 02-17-16 11:24 PM #22
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    Mo your in my top 7

    EMOTIONAL WRECKS
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  23. 02-18-16 12:16 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Seagull shit on my head before going into a casino in atlantic city. Thought it might bring me luck, not.
    Happened to me outside the Borgata.
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  24. 02-18-16 11:21 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Pigeons are the wost.

    Cops can go penetrate themselves
    I have 0 recollection of posting this.

    I was barreled in.
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  25. 02-18-16 11:21 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mo your in my top 7

    EMOTIONAL WRECKS
    I am emotionally stable but physically barreled.
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  26. 02-18-16 11:26 AM #26
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    One time a bird shit on my head and i thought i was good luck and a sign so i hammered the eagles to beat the Bears but i lost
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  27. 02-18-16 11:52 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Scared the living Fuk out of me. How does this shit happen? How did it even get down there? Why did it fly into my car?

    I am left with so many questions; questions to which I have no answers.

    Has this ever happened to anyone?

    Where do I go from here?

    10 years ago I got off the #10 bus just north of West 72nd street and a pigeon flew into the side of my head, cutting my face and infecting me with various pigeon related ailments.

    What am I to make of this calamitous situation?

    Is this an omen of sorts?
    Kinda, Mo.

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  28. 02-18-16 01:52 PM #28
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    Mo have you been able to go back to work since this traumatic experience?
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  29. 02-18-16 01:58 PM #29
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    stay safe mo
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    Is Mo still alive?
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  31. 02-18-16 02:04 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    Happened to me outside the Borgata.
    I had one shit in my hand when I was younger in Wildwood, NJ.. Seagulls are dicks.
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  32. 02-18-16 03:43 PM #32
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    Barely alive.
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