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    JJ, i've represented GM in products liability cases, Eaton Corporation/Cutler Hammer, Union Pacific, etc. etc.

    You couldn't afford me

    I might do you a favor and help you out just for shits and grins..... make you my pro bono project for the year.....

    or, more accurately in your pathetic situation, my "boner" case of the year

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    JJ you can't afford Donker.

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    let's get back to what's fun to do in Texas.....

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    my other "pride n joy" buck from LaSalle County near Encinal, taken back in 1994

    both my bucks posted in this thread were cut from the same cloth as you and I Diggity, for each was with TWO does when I shot them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    JJ, i've represented GM in products liability cases, Eaton Corporation/Cutler Hammer, Union Pacific, etc. etc.

    You couldn't afford me

    I might do you a favor and help you out just for shits and grins..... make you my pro bono project for the year.....

    or, more accurately in your pathetic situation, my "boner" case of the year
    Automan your walking a fine line

    I think you like tight ropes


    I am against hunting

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    Donk, Have I ever stepped on your toes, pissed you off? sure, if you read some of my shit I can be difficult to take on the `net I admit... but in person I am a good man, hold my own, do not fukk any man in any way...
    let me pick this Man up, we meet you have dinner and drinks...smoke a joint, I need an out of town attorney for a family matter that I have... I have nothing pending, just have this one fukker I have to get - LEGALLY. I have cash, will travel... do NOT need to stay at your home Man, just legal advice.
    if I misunderstood and you are NOT an attorney, please disregard my request/post
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    Donk, Have I ever stepped on your toes, pissed you off? sure, if you read some of my shit I can be difficult to take on the `net I admit... but in person I am a good man, hold my own, do not fukk any man in any way...
    let me pick this Man up, we meet you have dinner and drinks...smoke a joint, I need an out of town attorney for a family matter that I have... I have nothing pending, just have this one fukker I have to get - LEGALLY. I have cash, will travel...

    if I misunderstood and you are NOT an attorney, please disregard my request/post
    sounds good to me.... and yes, I do family law. Half my docket right now are divorce cases/child custody cases/adoptions, etc.....

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    I just made an edit... Thank you, this is very important to me.

    And if it works for you, I can be where ever you say, or write later this week. Just need brakes and oil change tomorrow and I am ready to roll...
    cut through Colo to grab an 1/8 of sticky green shit... you know I am NOT staying long with only an 1/8 !!

    take Gold back to Vegas, Fla, NY... wherever he needs to be...
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    automan I would not give you $200 as your a street lawyer

    pass

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    jj... your meager two-hundred bucks wouldn't even get you an hour initial consultation with me......

    but, in an effort to bring back your child-hood memories from back in the school yard, i will walk up to you when and if you ever actually have $200 on you, and snatch it from you just like the "mean kids" did to your lunch money up until the fifth.... no, uh, make that sixth, uh... no, make that 8th, no, fuk it, up until you dropped out of school in the 11th grade

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    Donk, I will be speaking to an attorney from MA this morning. If from this attorney I get no relief and I need to represent myself, I will, but will need help. I have $, do not expect free legal counsel.
    I thought it would be cool to meet this GoldBud since you two are relatively close by, but he is not interested. That`s cool. He seems like a crazy fukk, but in a good/funny way!
    I will send a PM later. Thank you AutoDonkDude...

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    sure, no problem.... if the kids are in MA, in all likelihood MA has jurisdiction over then under the UCCJEA. I can guide you through the Texas Family Code (which codified the UCCJEA), but if MA has jurisdiction, then MA law will apply to any child custody determination to be made.

    Shoot me a p.m. if you'd like, to give me the low down on your legal issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    Donk, I will be speaking to an attorney from MA this morning. If from this attorney I get no relief and I need to represent myself, I will, but will need help. I have $, do not expect free legal counsel.
    I thought it would be cool to meet this GoldBud since you two are relatively close by, but he is not interested. That`s cool. He seems like a crazy fukk, but in a good/funny way!
    I will send a PM later. Thank you AutoDonkDude...
    You can't meet Gold in Texas....because he IS NOT in Texas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    You can't meet Gold in Texas....because he IS NOT in Texas.
    No? That`s OK, he has shit going on just like you and me... was only to be for a beer/dinner anyway.


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    Pittsburgh...you around Texas? Do you like the casinos? If so, I'll be in Shreveport this weekend. If in the area feel free to stop by and say hello. Understand not everyone likes Shreveport, but it can be fun with the right attitude (and alcohol).

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    Shreveport not good

    A lot of hamburgers there and petty criminals

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shreveport not good

    A lot of hamburgers there and petty criminals
    You should go to Russia so you can blow rocket in person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shreveport not good

    A lot of hamburgers there and petty criminals
    JJ...if your "story" is true, I'd say that 90% of the clientele is in a better situation than you (at the Horseshoe, Margaritaville or El Dorado). Just sayin'.

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    Farming sucks

    no idea how people do this all their lives

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Farming sucks

    no idea how people do this all their lives


    That's why they hired you and the other Jethro's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    JJ, i've represented GM in products liability cases, Eaton Corporation/Cutler Hammer, Union Pacific, etc. etc.

    You couldn't afford me

    I might do you a favor and help you out just for shits and grins..... make you my pro bono project for the year.....

    or, more accurately in your pathetic situation, my "boner" case of the year
    And now you do family law?

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    If Automan is a Lawyer I am a State Senator

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfly View Post
    And now you do family law?
    never planned to, but now, after handling divorces/child custody matters, parental rights termination matters, etc., for friends, family members, and sons/daughters of some of my "company clients", and the word getting out, it's becoming a 33-40 percent portion of my practice......

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    ps JJ, guess youre a f'n senator.....

    if you'd met me in Vegas a year ago, and made such an accusation, you'd probably left that steak dinner at Morton's with my California and Texas State Bar cards shoved up your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ps JJ, guess youre a f'n senator.....

    if you'd met me in Vegas a year ago, and made such an accusation, you'd probably left that steak dinner at Morton's with my California and Texas State Bar cards shoved up your ass

    Automan do you realize I have SECURITY?????????????

    Hey young Chief try a conflict with The Samoan

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    If I can make the leader of the Sons of Revolution cough up a hot engagement ring worth $17k stolen from a well-heeled client of mine on my own, I'm pretty sure your security detail will "cut n run" in fairly short order upon encountering me....

    my suggestion to you, farmer gold, is to have with you your trusty pitchfork and a "wife" of the calibre of Eddy Arnold's Green Acres ho, to difuse the situation.

    I'll agree to hit you over the head with the pitchfork only once, and then head to the local "DownTowner Inn" to bed your "Zsa Zsa Gabor-esque" wife before leaving town.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    If I can make the leader of the Sons of Revolution cough up a hot engagement ring worth $17k stolen from a well-heeled client of mine on my own, I'm pretty sure your security detail will "cut n run" in fairly short order upon encountering me....

    my suggestion to you, farmer gold, is to have with you your trusty pitchfork and a "wife" of the calibre of Eddy Arnold's Green Acres ho, to difuse the situation.

    I'll agree to hit you over the head with the pitchfork only once, and then head to the local "DownTowner Inn" to bed your "Zsa Zsa Gabor-esque" wife before leaving town.....

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    is your security detail as tough as 11-12 of these guys????

    http://houston.north.sonsofrevolutionmc.com/

    granted, 3-4 of em that I had to deal with only had "prospect" on their jackets/vests.... the dumbass prospects were the ones that got their hands on my client's ring.....
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    Automan I can assure you if you're on the other side of the table eating a $200 steak with me you will know I am there

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    i look forward to the day when we eat steaks, break bread, swill wine, and leave our mark on the city

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    Gold would still be in vegas if he found that kity glitter machine.
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    A lot of keyboard warriors in this thread that's the difference between many of you and myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    A lot of keyboard warriors in this thread that's the difference between many of you and myself
    Shots fired

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