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    are you bald because of gambling or do you gamble because you are bald?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Coochy you are a porn actor??
    3D that scene was deleted but the uncomfortable memories remain...

    3D not much more empowering for a young guy than a hot chick pay you for a lappy (and more if she was horny enough)....

    3D memories are just that. We live in the now and move forward...

    GL pal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol

    Teaser I haven't been laid since high school does that tell you anything
    Yes.
    You're a bangedup fukk

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    Shady how about you???

    OMG your an embarrassment
    It is 1000% you too..do not deny it
    Opie got it when you were in Vegas

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    Will marry a baldy for the Green Card. $25K prepayment, $25K after the GC is received.

    I'm an attractive chick from Russia

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    i have a full head of hair, but my wife shaves my balls so nut hairs don't tickle the back of her throat when teabaggin' em...... (a wild nut hair can trigger a "dry heave" type reaction, which, trust me, is the last thing u want when your woman has the family jewels swirling around in her mouth)

    does a pornstar trim with a shaved sack count as "bald"?

    if so, I'm checkin' in.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i have a full head of hair, but my wife shaves my balls so nut hairs don't tickle the back of her throat when teabaggin' em...... (a wild nut hair can trigger a "dry heave" type reaction, which, trust me, is the last thing u want when your woman has the family jewels swirling around in her mouth)

    does a pornstar trim with a shaved sack count as "bald"?

    if so, I'm checkin' in.......
    your not bald..I bet your in porn though

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    your not bald..I bet your in porn though
    let's put it this way, if i ever ran for public office, TMZ would have a bunch of disgruntled cuckold swinger husbands selling the company a plethora of videos of me taggin their now ex-wives in all kinds of scenarios.....

    those cucks divorced their trophy wives after never being able to live down the looks on their now former wives' faces of being so sexually satisfied and enjoying themselves with me..... looks they never saw in the eyes of those women since they knew them......

    one poor bloke even asked me to "give him my secrets" to eating pussy, as he'd never seen his wife come so many times, so quickly......

    honestly wanted to tell him, "go look in the fukkin' mirror dude"..... as it was clear from the evening's events that she wasn't necessarily coming from my technique (which is flawless and very productive), but was getting off more from having a dude 100x more attractive than her man with his face buried between her legs.......
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-29-15 at 09:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    let's put it this way, if i ever ran for public office, TMZ would have a bunch of disgruntled cuckold swinger husbands selling the company a plethora of videos of me taggin their now ex-wives in all kinds of scenarios.....

    those cucks divorced their trophy wives after never being able to live down the looks on their now former wives' faces of being so sexually satisfied and enjoying themselves with me..... looks they never saw in the eyes of those women since they knew them......

    one poor bloke even asked me to "give him my secrets" to eating pussy, as he'd never seen his wife come so many times, so quickly......

    honestly wanted to tell him, "go look in the fukkin' mirror dude"..... as it was clear from the evening's events that she wasn't necessarily coming from my technique (which is flawless and very productive), but was getting off more from having a dude 100x more attractive than her man with his face buried between her legs.......
    What age group would you say are the best in bed??

    What age pussy should I go for man????

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    used to say early thirties, but as women have become more and more active at an earlier age, that isn't necessarily the case anymore, as during my divorced and single years, I had some early 20 somethings that had as much technique and game as the older babes..... add a more elastic, gripping vagina to the package, and it was a tossup.....

    as for what age you should go for, JJ, anything legal that will climb in bed with you, you should snap up quickly....... you're not necessarily in a position of being choosy.....

    as for finding what age might be inclined to dive into bed with you, your best bet is the "45-65 and divorced, avg looks and below" crowd.... hit up the desperate skanks fitting that description on "ourtime.com"

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    How is that site??

    I never heard of it

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    "Sign in bald gamblers"

    Man, I love SBR.

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    I hate looking at the fukkin dome

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I hate looking at the fukkin dome
    Get some teeth whitening cranking that way when you smile for the ladies your dome will be less noticeable...

    Im sure you know about the black glasses, facial hair etc as well

    All detract from your dome (is that's what your conscious about)...

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    This thread is so depressing. I'm glad I have plenty of natural hair on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Get some teeth whitening cranking that way when you smile for the ladies your dome will be less noticeable...

    Im sure you know about the black glasses, facial hair etc as well

    All detract from your dome (is that's what your conscious about)...

    Does that stuff work??

    My buddy used it and his teeth went black and could not go out for 11 weeks until dr corrected it

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    It doesn't work like that: you either suck black penises or whiten your teeth. Your buddy should have known this

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    Does anyone know of a good teeth whitener?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Does anyone know of a good teeth whitener?
    Very cheap.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Does anyone know of a good teeth whitener?
    Opie posted an instructional video a few years back. Look it up.

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    I read a few small clips last night on net

    Bald is beautiful and woman over 40 do not care

    YES!!!

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    it's a blessing and a curse

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    it's a blessing and a curse
    Manny explain

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    its not the hair ( or rather baldness) that one should worry about.

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