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    A rare moment of SBR Brilliance!

    After all the hoopla, even a special vote, for what Thanksgiving "Special" should be bestowed upon sbr members on Thanksgiving day by SBR administration, the "masses" (about 80 or so members) voted for some sort of sportsbook special, over a gimme payout in blackjack or yet another programmed poker tourney.....

    Herein we start to see the briliance of SBR's move; as while the BJ and Poker trny were known variables, no word was given by SBR as to what exactly the book special might be......

    As most sbr members don't play poker, and as most sbr members who've given blackjack in the sbr casino a spin only to see five consecutive paired face cards lose to 21, the "masses" voted for the unknown, hoping for some great shit to come from it.....

    Once the vote was in and sbr members' thanksgiving fate sealed, sbr announces the "Special"..... here's where sbr members started to think they'd voted for the proverbial "pig in a poke," as a one pt "special line" was given on a crappy bears game, but a WHOPPING 3 PT "special line" was laid out for the woeful cowboys......

    given the 1 pt line on the bears was really akin to nothing, SBR brass knew the masses of degenerates at sbr would pile on the cowboy line like lemings going over a cliff like a bunch of dumbasses (a group of which I am a member, I should mention).

    This was a great move by SBR, as it saved a ton of pts by not giving them away in blackjack, and a decent chunk of pts (a few hundred bucks worth) by not having a poker tourney. Instead, it wiped out many thousands worth of debt to the book on paper by having people pile on the pathetic cowboys, and their pathetic crownie-baking leader.

    If SBR brass had only had one size bigger balls, they would have pulled the limit on bet amounts, and the degens at SBR would have shipped even more pts back to the house, erasing possibly tenfold the amount of debt it was about to as a result of its play on the Dallas line..... (If sbr had the insight that most cowboys followers have, that romo was going to throw in the towel and get his wing jammed up again, it most assuredly would have raised that limit and possibly erased half of its debt on paper in the span of a few hours.)

    Well played, sbr, well played!!!!

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    We are thinking of raising limits to certain posters soon which is a tremendous move

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    Thankfully I missed that one Donker as was well into our turkey dinner. Would have just added to the mess after my Eagles +3 pick

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    Carolina ML -105 was a gift from SBR

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    But the sharps bet on Panthers. Book took 200 10 point bets on Cowboys +3 and 10 bets on Panthers ML -105 for 1000 points each.

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    never saw the f'n carolina line..... figures

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We are thinking of raising limits to certain posters soon which is a tremendous move
    I was recently limited…AGAIN…on my NHL plays in the SBR book.

    I assume being a documented 20-5 on the year will do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Thankfully I missed that one Donker as was well into our turkey dinner. Would have just added to the mess after my Eagles +3 pick
    haven't you learned? come on now....we know you are smarter than this.

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    yup. they got me for 2000. at least i didn't have to pay juice. i would've taken +3 -120.

    so basically i won 400.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    yup. they got me for 2000. at least i didn't have to pay juice. i would've taken +3 -120.

    so basically i won 400.
    rationale here sounds similar to my wife proudly announcing how much money she "saved" by bargain shopping!

    an upbeat way to see the scenario, nonetheless!

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    any kitty glitter updates and was that ex u sent pictures of you're current wife?

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    no KG updates, as no casino runs as of late.... not sure what ex you're referring to

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    Automan go to a casino and apply all these tactics

    FYI we are watching you at SBR daily to see what your up in the sbr casino

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan go to a casino and apply all these tactics

    FYI we are watching you at SBR daily to see what your up in the sbr casino
    i'll save you some time, JJ.... since that one day where i hit that one awesome pull, I haven't cashed out but one time where I was up, the rest were busto.... was up one other time but gave it all back......

    i'll post any time I cash out ahead..... don't hold your breath

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