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    daneblazer
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    Why do ametuer guitar players randomly whip out the guitar and play it

    Ever notice this? Small gathering of people and guy grabs a guitar and plays rock me like a wagon wheel. Nobody requested it

    cant hear the game pal

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    Still think they can get laid like that these days, went out of style years ago

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    Ya, I've noticed it. I think in their minds, guys that can play the guitar are on a pedestal, and they think by them emulating their heroes that they gain the same mythical status

    It annoys the shit out of me, especially because I can likely play the guitar better than 95% of them. I own two Taylors, a Martin and a Takamine. I've played for friends at weddings, in church back in the day, and at birthday parties but I've pulled them out maybe two or three times over the last 15 years at get togethers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Ever notice this? Small gathering of people and guy grabs a guitar and plays rock me like a wagon wheel. Nobody requested it

    cant hear the game pal
    try to avoid any gatherings or at the very least ones where people bring their own guitars\

    these games stink anyways im watching alpha dog on cinemax free preview weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Ever notice this? Small gathering of people and guy grabs a guitar and plays rock me like a wagon wheel. Nobody requested it

    cant hear the game pal
    Ya, and while he is playing the song stops 12 times because he doesn't know the song very well but felt the need to put everyone else through the pain.

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    There's a coffee shop here in Salt Lake and hipsters do this all the time. They sing the same chorus over and over and only know 2 or 3 chords. Was funny the first time, but it's plain irritating after that.

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    I never met a guy that played a guitar that was not a jerk off and A strung out bitch usually on drugs… Also called shot out

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    I play both piano and guitar. Chicks like the guitar, but they have total crash on you when you play piano. And I'm not a jerk or on drugs or gay.

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    Would be a much smaller post if JJ would tell us the things that do not make us jerk offs

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    just grab the guitar and smash it over their head, then calmly sit down and continue watching the game

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