1. 10-12-15 10:44 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Need emeregncy suggestions: Flat broke in vegas

    Nothing left
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  2. 10-12-15 10:45 PM #2
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    Sell yourself on the strip
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  3. 10-12-15 10:46 PM #3
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    Give Plasma
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  4. 10-12-15 10:46 PM #4
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  5. 10-12-15 10:46 PM #5
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    Gloryhole
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  6. 10-12-15 10:48 PM #6
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    or you can just stop pretending you are in vegas.. that would be cheaper.. just tell us some shark sent you $500 so you could get home and we can all get on with our lives..
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  7. 10-12-15 10:50 PM #7
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    Shake what your mama gave you. Should be able to get a buffet and cardboard box
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  8. 10-12-15 10:50 PM #8
    jjgold
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    Karamoux your a fukkin tool

    Put your money where you mouth is and I will prove it
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  9. 10-12-15 10:52 PM #9
    ChuckyTheGoat
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    Make a video. How much $$ u need?
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  10. 10-12-15 10:57 PM #10
    Jayvegas420
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  11. 10-12-15 10:59 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    or you can just stop pretending you are in vegas.. that would be cheaper.. just tell us some shark sent you $500 so you could get home and we can all get on with our lives..
    Pretty obvious he is in Vegas. Only thing not true is him being all in on SD
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  12. 10-12-15 10:59 PM #12
    jjgold
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    men good stuff

    might go back to NJ

    Starring at suitcase
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  13. 10-12-15 10:59 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post





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  14. 10-12-15 11:01 PM #14
    b1slickguy
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    JJ, sell your money counter for a few bucks...no need for it now.
    Good luck.
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  15. 10-12-15 11:01 PM #15
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    Do you really need money? That was just a gambling bankroll I hope?
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  16. 10-12-15 11:03 PM #16
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    Get 5000 from a loan shark and win a pressure 2 team parlay for 13000 or so then pay the guy right back after it hits. Problem solved
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  17. 10-12-15 11:08 PM #17
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    Put on a costume and hit Fremont Street.
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  18. 10-12-15 11:10 PM #18
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    That or track down your old boss Billy Walters and see if he can bail you out. You used to run for him if I remember correctly???
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  19. 10-12-15 11:12 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSchafe View Post
    That or track down your old boss Billy Walters and see if he can bail you out. You used to run for him if I remember correctly???
    yes

    could be a runner for $75 a day
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  20. 10-12-15 11:18 PM #20
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    And asking SBR is the first thing that comes to your mind after losing an "all in bet" for the nth time.
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  21. 10-12-15 11:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    yes

    could be a runner for $75 a day
    Nah more than that JJ. Fake it till you make it. Meet with Billy and sell him about how great you are and how valuable of an asset you'd be. I was just talking about a loan from him though. Hell the guy is a triple sharp he could spare 20 dimes for an old pal
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  22. 10-12-15 11:25 PM #22
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    use your phone skills &
    Get a job at VIP SPORTS
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  23. 10-12-15 11:31 PM #23
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    can we get some videos from the homeless shelter? could be some entertaining stuff.
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  24. 10-12-15 11:38 PM #24
    jjgold
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    called my boss at greengrove

    He will give me extra hours

    also only paying $200 a month rent ..renting one room so not that bad
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  25. 10-12-15 11:40 PM #25
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    good advices lol
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  26. 10-12-15 11:44 PM #26
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    Hang in there JJ

    Life is all about how you handle adversity.


    and stop gambling. you suck at it!
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  27. 10-12-15 11:49 PM #27
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    Dress up like Spiderman by day, glory holes by night. Common, guy...don't be a fukkin'
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  28. 10-12-15 11:54 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Dress up like Spiderman by day, glory holes by night. Common, guy...don't be a fukkin'
    even better yet keep the spiderman costume on and give upside down bj's via glory hole by night. gotta find a niche.
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  29. 10-12-15 11:56 PM #29
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    I'm already looking at tomorrow's card which is very late in means of number of games and then means of my betting volume which will be $10 a game
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  30. 10-12-15 11:59 PM #30
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    No loanshark outs jj???
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  31. 10-12-15 11:59 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post





    too bad i didn't wander down there the night I got busted out on the bubble of a $1,500 buyin WSOP bracelet event when some fahg busted my kk with qq when he spiked a queen on the turn.....

    that dude would not have gotten up
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  32. 10-13-15 12:01 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I'm already looking at tomorrow's card which is very late in means of number of games and then means of my betting volume which will be $10 a game
    apparently he followed the gloryhole and plasma advice, as he went from "flat broke" to fifty bucks to bet on five games tomorrow

    clearly, he didn't go get kicked in the balls for twenty bucks, as you have to actually have balls for that little ditty
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  33. 10-13-15 12:01 AM #33
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    JJ you came back from a 29 dime loss on OU vs USC in 2005, and the game was over in the 1st quarter. Grind $10 like then. You'll be fine.
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  34. 10-13-15 12:06 AM #34
    Jayvegas420
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    too bad i didn't wander down there the night I got busted out on the bubble of a $1,500 buyin WSOP bracelet event when some fahg busted my kk with qq when he spiked a queen on the turn.....

    that dude would not have gotten up
    Couldn't find anyone to kick in the balls outside the Rio?
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  35. 10-13-15 12:09 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Couldn't find anyone to kick in the balls outside the Rio?
    not one that wouldn't call the cops on me......

    i waited around for the guy who felted me and tried to kick him in the nuts....my foot got stuck in that pussy's vagina..... damn near broke my ankle extracting it....

    cowboy boots go in easy, hard to get back out
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