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    Tank Abbot challenges Rousey

    All he wants if he wins is she has to make him a sandwich.


    http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/news/tank-abbott-to-ronda-rousey-make-me-a-sandwich-20150922


    C'mon, Ronda, please fight this dude. Buda Mendes/Getty


    Move over, Floyd Mayweather. Ronda Rousey has someone new to hate.
    A couple of months ago, Dana White sparked a worldwide debate by saying Rousey would "rag doll" Mayweather if the two squared off in the Octagon. While many believe Rousey would indeed handle business in a no-rules fight, former UFC brawler Tank Abbott thinks it's all just a bunch of noise. On the Proving Grounds podcast, he said anyone who believes Ronda could handle the undefeated boxer is high – because Mayweather would "knock the living stuffing out of Rousey."
    But he didn't stop there. We know it might be surprising, but it turns out a guy nicknamed "Tank" has some feelings about women – feelings he'd like to share with you right now.
    "[Rousey] is a girl. It's all about this emotional stuff," Abbott said. "I will tell you this: I don't care, I will fight any woman on this Earth for free. I will. She will have to make me a sandwich – that's what I get for winning."
    Abbott didn't stop there, either. He offered $100,000 to any woman who can beat him – "You're going to get bashed up good," the 50-year-old former street fighter promised – and said he wouldn't even train for a potential fight with a female. Oh, and about that:
    "You can't be, like, a tranny," Abbott added. "You gotta be a female. Born a female."
    Rousey has said before that she would never fight a man – for the simple reason that "I don't think we should celebrate a man hitting a woman in any kind of setting" – but perhaps she could make an exception just this once and take Tank up on his challenge? We're sure there are plenty of folks out there who'd love to see him get knocked the penetrate out.




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    I was wondering when Tank would be back.

    Also, no way this clown has $100k.

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    He's just an old guy that knows this is the closest he will ever come to legally touching her breasts. Horny bastard.

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    Used to love watching tank Abbott

    Make me a sandwich

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Used to love watching tank Abbott

    Make me a sandwich
    Me too.

    Remember when he tried to throw his opponent outside the octagon?





    Or when he mocked his ko'd opponent.







    Fukker is looking like Charles Manson now.

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    is that a wig?

    if she can beat granpa abbott. i'd give her some props...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    is that a wig?

    if she can beat granpa abbott. i'd give her some props...
    He must shop at JJ's wig warehouse
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    Girl beat nobody In like 8 fights

    Most overhyped fighter ever

    Nobody in sport

    Zero competition

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Girl beat nobody In like 8 fights

    Most overhyped fighter ever

    Nobody in sport

    Zero competition
    Alot of people say the same thing about Iron Mike Tyson.

    Well the part about zero competition and beating nobodies.

    Is it her fault that she is that much better than everybody else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Alot of people say the same thing about Iron Mike Tyson.

    Well the part about zero competition and beating nobodies.

    Is it her fault that she is that much better than everybody else?
    So Buster Douglas should challenge her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    So Buster Douglas should challenge her
    Buster would do it for a sammich i bet.
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    What did Tank Abbott run out of beer money or something? He's back in the news again and running his mouth I see....

    Bellator will sign him, pair him up against Phil Baroni or Ken Shamrock maybe.. Ronda Rousey wouldn't give this fat old slob the time of day....

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    Worst submission tapout ever -- Tank Abbot vs Steve Jennum.

    If anyone can find it, put it up. I can't remember where I dug it up before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    Worst submission tapout ever -- Tank Abbot vs Steve Jennum.

    If anyone can find it, put it up. I can't remember where I dug it up before.
    I'm also pretty sure that ref is on roids (0:33)


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Alot of people say the same thing about Iron Mike Tyson.

    Well the part about zero competition and beating nobodies.

    Is it her fault that she is that much better than everybody else?
    Boxing is not even remotely compared to a couple of hundred worldwide soccer moms fighting MMA

    100,000's of boxers across globe


    100 soccer moms fighting??

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    Tyson destroyed Trevor Berbick and Michael Spinks; not HOFers but legitimate fighters. Rousey has beaten nobody and couldn't beat a club fighter, let alone Mayweather.

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    Boxers have be OK in the UFC once they learn how to defend take downs. But UFC take down artist will always handle boxers with ease if they don't know how to defend take downs; moving your legs is a lot different then moving your head not to get hit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    I'm also pretty sure that ref is on roids (0:33)

    The Nelmark KO is one of the all-time greats.

    I'm looking for the Jennum fight where he mooshed Jennum's head up against the fence with his head and Jennum tapped.

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    all these sad people craving for attention

    Rousey another one and its sad

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    Lmfao nice

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