1. 08-27-15 07:56 PM #1
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    The Ten Commandments For Gamblers

    1. Thou shall not cry over spilled milk.

    2. Thou shall not jinx thy fellow gambler.

    3. Thou shall not brag on thy success

    4. Thou shall not curse those who are struggling.

    5. Thou shall not post bets after the match is over.

    6. Thou shall not bet all thou money available.

    7. Thou shall not chase.

    8. Thou shall not request large amounts of cashouts at a time.

    9. Thou shall not bet on Rivers or Romo.

    10. Thou shall not tail any capper or pay for picks.
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  2. 08-27-15 08:00 PM #2
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    Can I kill my bookie??
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  3. 08-27-15 08:00 PM #3
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    11. though shall worship no false angelitos before me
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  4. 08-27-15 08:02 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    11. though shall worship no false angelitos before me
    LOL
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  5. 08-27-15 10:22 PM #5
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    These are timeless but hard to follow
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  6. 08-27-15 10:23 PM #6
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    Don't get high on your own supply.
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  7. 08-27-15 10:24 PM #7
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    #12. Gambling God > God.
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  8. 08-27-15 10:25 PM #8
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    Win at all costs.....nothing else matters!
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  9. 08-27-15 10:25 PM #9
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    Never sell no crack where you rest at.

    Even if them fools want an ounce, tell em bounce.
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  10. 08-27-15 10:26 PM #10
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    #'s 3 & 7 Are what I live for...

    Feel the rush!!
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  11. 08-27-15 11:03 PM #11
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    Mo is it true that in three weeks your girl sniffed a whole half a cake up????
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  12. 08-27-15 11:12 PM #12
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    Gaucho, no. I helped.
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  13. 08-27-15 11:15 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    #'s 3 & 7 Are what I live for...

    Feel the rush!!

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  14. 08-27-15 11:28 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Gaucho, no. I helped.
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  15. 08-27-15 11:33 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Back when I had more hair.
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  16. 08-28-15 12:04 AM #16
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    Bear left so seaweed has to take over again as the most useless thread starter??
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  17. 08-28-15 12:24 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    1. Thou shall not cry over spilled milk.

    2. Thou shall not jinx thy fellow gambler.

    3. Thou shall not brag on thy success

    4. Thou shall not curse those who are struggling.

    5. Thou shall not post bets after the match is over.

    6. Thou shall not bet all thou money available.

    7. Thou shall not chase.

    8. Thou shall not request large amounts of cashouts at a time.

    9. Thou shall not bet on Rivers or Romo.

    10. Thou shall not tail any capper or pay for picks.
    7 seems impossible to avoid.

    Lolol @ 9, and what's wrong with 10 if your not a pro?
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